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Is there a list of the April Fool's Taunt lines Showdown had?

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In this year's April's Fools.

I remember there was "Yo mama so dumb, she thought Sylveon would be Light type."

Got no idea where else to ask this, and I don't have a Smogon account.

EDIT: alternatively just post any line that anyone remembers

asked Jul 26, 2013 by fondant
edited Jul 26, 2013 by fondant
Great question, I'm interested
I wish i'd seen that. xD

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Not sure if it's all of 'em or if it's these lines you mean, but here you go:

Twinkle twinkle little star, f*ck you that was my best sweeper. [Personal Favorite]

I'm wheezy and I'm sleezy, but as a trainer you're measly.

You're sharp as a rock, you're bright as a hole, you're one to mock, you could be beaten by a maimed mole.

They see me driving, round town with the girl I love, and I'm like, haikou!

Ain't no Pokemon tough enough, ain't no bulk decent enough, ain't no recovery good enough, to keep me from fainting you, babe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you must be on some med, 'coz as a trainer you suck.

You're gonna be the very worst, like no one ever was, to lose all the battles is your test, to faint them all is your cause.

answered Jul 26, 2013 by Yourecho
selected Nov 11, 2013 by fondant