I felt the need to post this.
Vagina Dragon (F) @ Eviolite

Trait: Rock Head
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Claw / Double Edge / Outrage
- Double-Edge / Brick Break
- Shadow Claw / Zen Headbutt
Me being the one who came up with this nickname, I love my Shelgon.
Dragon Dance gets it's attack and speed boosted up, you're normally going to need to get 2, and evoilite gives you the bulk to be able to set 2 up.
Dragon Claw is STAB, powerful STAB at that.
The next slot is your first coverage option, while Brick Break lets you need be walled out by steel, in the tier that Shelgon is going to see use in, you won't have too many steel types.
Double Edge is 120 power, ( Equal to that of a STAB Dragon Claw ) and is just extra neutral coverage, a lot like Dragon Claw is.
Outrage is a back up STAB ( You don't have to even use STAB on this set ) if you want more power and to try to wipe through everything you can, at the cost of confusion.
Shadow Claw takes care of ghosts and psychics, and it gets generally good coverage with fighting type moves ( Yayz ) so yeah.
Zen Headbutt is for fighting and poison types primarily, and to flinch in a rough spot.
My reccomended set, with no variables, would be this.
Dragon Dance
Double Edge
Brick Break
Shadow Claw
And that's it for my Vagina Dragon!