Seriously, take a look at this:
HP - 150
ATTACK - 160
DEFENSE - 100
SPECIAL ATTACK - 95
SPECIAL DEFENSE - 65
SPEED - 100
Look up a move in the Attackdex on Pokemon DataBase or Serebii. If you can find an attack there that sounds remotely fitting and realistic, then chances are, Slaking can learn it.
Slaking has a huge Movepool, larger-than-life stats, and ONLY has the tier of OU (competitively speaking, I think he should be Uber). Of course, he's held back by Truant, but still, his stats are tied with GROUDON AND KYOGRE, and is 50 stat points away form being tied for BEST stat total in Pokemon.
And to think, you had to fight TWO of these in Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire, against Norman. No wonder he was so hard. O_O
Anyway, can somebody elaborate on why Slaking is the way he is? Is the game balance, in Slaking's eyes, thrown off? Are his stats phenomenally high to compensate for his crappy ability? Frankly, I think he's way overpowered.
I need some information, guys.