I should probably start from the beginning.
Earlier today we were met the user named Dragonuser we looked at his I.P. (a lot of new users with Dragon in their name so I was suspicious) and found that he had your I.P. address, confused we asked him if he was you, but we soon found out that was very unlikely (his dragonite moveset answer convinced me). Then later I noticed that 5 days ago Linkpower and NJDevil logged in with YOUR I.P.! So most of the chat is convinced that either you are/controlled by an evil robot army that wants to take over the world, that you are possessed, or were just editing something in/out of their profiles (my guess).
Can you clear this up before they launch a nuke at England?
Note: For the fun of it users comment which guess you would stake your life on :D