Username changes: Rapidash43856 to ♥Cinccino♥ to RapidFire to ♥TheTwinTail♥ to Celestial★Hurricane. There will definitely be more in the future.
News: 6/9/2016 After observing my own behavior over these first two weeks of my summer vacation, I've noticed that I actually don't really do anything productive with all my free time, I mostly just play solitaire while questioning my life choices. But it's all right. I'm fine. I'm fiiiiiiiiiiiiine. (-o-)
Why hello, my fellow nerds! I am Celestial★Hurricane, but my real name is Melanie; you may call me whatever you wish. Basically, I'm just another 17-year old girl living in the boring state of Ohio. But other than that, there's not much else about me that's worth knowing.
Some words of wisdom:
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. (My personal motto)
Sticks and stones may break your bones but books and TV shows will crush your soul to a million pieces.
The secret to immortality: procrastinating so much that you put off death and never die.
Don't give up, 'cause you've still got some people to prove wrong.
The human brain is one of the most complex things known to man...according to the human brain.
We all know the 90s didn't really end until 2004 or so.
Is it "open sesame" or "open says me?"
Some of us are born Eevees. Able to become anything we want.
All the rest are born Dittos. Only able to copy others.
My bed is bedder than yours.
Whenever I'm in an argument, I always manage to come up with a witty comeback. 30 minutes later, that is.
How many times do you think you've seen the same bird twice?
People will stare. Make it worth their while.
A haiku about getting out of bed:
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
Find the needle in the haystack? Burn the hay. Find the hay in the needlestack? Giant magnet.
If you're lucky, your internal organs will never see the light of day.
Why do people tell me I'm beautiful? Because she's my mom.
According to science, you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat. Maybe it's possible that hatred doesn't exist, and there's only an absence of love.
"Never" is a contraction of "not ever."
"Blush" is a contraction of "blood rush."
"Slang" is short for "shortened language."
And "studying" is a contraction of "student dying."
Yes, I'm old enough to know better, but I'm young enough to do it anyway.
The world is full of terrible people but you gotta be nice to those terrible people if you don't want to be accused of being one of them.
I'll respect your opinion, even though I know you're wrong.
"You know that thing you're really obsessed with?"
"Oh! Which one?"
I'm great at telling jokes. I'm even better at laughing at my own jokes.
Would you rather be attacked by one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
Answer on my wall!
Life is funny and it's interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
If you ever think that you've made a huge mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.
It's grEy in England and grAy in America.
Advice: when playing Rock Paper Scissors, women are more likely to pick scissors and men are more likely to pick rock.
Slaughter cannot be spelled without laughter.
A friend in need is a friend indeed. An enemy in need is hilarious.
It's ok if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.
Don't make me mad. EVER. I'm warning you now.
My friends here: I know a lot of people here, and there are too many to count, so I won't list them. But if you are not my friend, I will make it pretty clear to you. I try to be friends with everyone :)
Thank you for taking the time to read this. Drop a message if you like, I promise I'll answer. Hope to see you all! (-o-)