About me:
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Hee! Hee! I's Da Roy! I'm a 23 year-old Functionally Retarded and High Guy, I live with my friend James, so the Asylum won't EVER find me cause they would NEVER suspect mah friends house! I like to blow things up and set things on fire, i LOVE happy pills, i peed on James's couch before, i killed my brother Gary, (:D) I go to da bar often, and stay there for like, 10 days, i invented Newk Stew, and Triple Shot Espresso Plus, (if you drink it you die :D) and one more VERY VERY IMPORTANT THING: IF YOU EVER, EVER STEAL MY MAGICAL HAPPY PILL STEW BOMB THING, OR IF YOU MAKE FUN OF ME OR BE MEAN TO ME, I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU BY MAKING YOU LISTEN TO JUSTIN BIEBER AND EATING MAH NEWK STEW CAUSE NEWK STEW WILL MAKE YOU EXPLODE AND STUFF.
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