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Ich Bin Ein Berliner (I am a Jelly Donut)

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Before I start here's some points;
1. I'm mad
2. This team doesn't work at all
3. Don't ever, ever try using this team if you value your ladder points
4. Half the team isn't even OU
5. I'm actually beyond mad. Bordering on idiocy

Lickilicky
JFK (Lickilicky) @ Leftovers
Trait: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 176 Def / 80 SDef
Impish Nature
- Wish
- Protect
- Body Slam
- Dragon Tail
Lolll JFK = John F Kennedy. Yush I'm making a team based on his statement Ich bin ein Berliner. Like I said I'm completely mad :3. Lickilicky cause he has cool hair, and it's the closest one I can find. Just wish passing + phazing set thingy c:

Jellicent
Jelly (Jellicent) @ Leftovers
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 36 Def / 220 SDef
Calm Nature
- Scald
- Toxic
- Recover
- Shadow Ball
:O I have an OU pokemon! Jellicent = Jelly now, noone cares about the moustache thing c:. Standard Specially Defensive Jellicent, with Scald/Shadow Ball as attacking moves, Toxic for status (Might replace with will-o-wisp or something) and recover for the stallz.

Forretress
Donut (Forretress) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Def / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Bold Nature
- Volt Switch
- Toxic Spikes
- Rapid Spin
- Stealth Rock
Yeah cause I couldn't find anything that resembles a donut. c:. So I went with Forretress. I mean it's only a head, and it's... semi circular? so close enough!. Toxic Spikes + Stealth Rock for hazards, Volt Switch to run away and Rapid Spin to spin stuff.

Ditto
TransformJelly (Ditto) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Imposter
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SDef / 4 Def
Sassy Nature
IVs: 2 Spd
- Transform
Yush. Transforming Jelly. Have fun trying to set up on me now :3

Cloyster
SpikeDonut (Cloyster) @ Focus Sash
Trait: Skill Link
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Icicle Spear
- Rock Blast
- Ice Shard
Standard fare cloyster. Somehow It's a spikey donut, so yes I'm crazy, don't need to tell me for the billionth time. You know the drill guyz, Shell Smash then spam attacks.

Raikou
JFK Dog (Raikou) @ Leftovers
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 252 Spd / 4 HP / 252 SAtk
Rash Nature
- Calm Mind
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Aura Sphere
I couldn't find anything else to randomly shove on my team =/ so I shoved Raikou on and called it JFK's dog. Yes JFK has dogs :3 and Raikou can go killing pokemanz. Calm Mind to setup, pseudo bolt beam set topped off with Aura Sphere.

Here's just one replay, because any more will blow your mind xD
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/oriserver-ou-47335

asked Sep 10, 2013 by Sempiternus
He's a Nazi, get him!
Psh you're hitler
Heil Hitler!
My Führer!
He raped me with that team
He raped me last night. 'cept wasn't rape.

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