OU: The Movie
John McClane, officer of the NYPD, tries to save wife Holly Gennaro and several others, taken hostage by cyber terrorists "Team OU" during a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles. However, McClane has to deal with the crushing handicap of starring in a movie that is so formulaic that even a monkey with a typewriter could produce in less than 12 hours. Will he be able to escape the genre of his movie? Will he be able to make this unoriginal script work? Will he ever have hair again? Only time will tell.
Cast list from this post on tumblr. (contains swearing)
They work so well together; just look at that chemistry!
@ Choice Scarf
EVs: 252 Sp. atk, 252 Speed, 4 HP
- Volt Switch
- Hydro Pump
Surviving the transition from Gen V to Gen VI safely, Rotom remains popular with fans for its notable diversity, and the fact that there are only a few roles which it's not suited for (see: physical lead, Marlon Brando). With the twinkle in its eye, either from an inherent X-factor or slight sociopathic tendencies, we just don't know, Rotom-W remains a favourite among fans.
@ Choice Scarf
EVs: 4 Atk, 252 Sp. Atk, 252 Speed
- Flash Canon
- Ice Beam
Used to be A+ list but has now decided to venture back into the modest and humble environment of the A lister. You may know Genesect from such films as "Oh no I have no idea what set it's running", "Is it Scarfed or what" and last but not least, "I totally thought it was faster than Victini but it fainted from a V-Create to the face".
@ Light Clay
EVs: 252 HP, 252 Speed, 4 Sp. Def
- Light Screen
Taunt bait 101.
@ Life Orb
EVs: 252 HP, 252 Speed, 4 HP
- Swords Dance
- Knock Off
- Iron Head
- Sucker Punch
Recently grossed millions in the highly popular film, "Thank you for the Defog", Bisharp is back and with a vengeance. It costarred with Genesect in the cult classic "Fairies ain't nothing", while able to show its vulnerable side in "Oh crap flying lizards". With the altercations to the industry, it's now gained the nickname "Ghostbuster" and will be starring in the reboot of the 1984 classic, newly entitled "Knock Knock B******".
Ability: Overgrow > Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP, 252 Sp. Def, 4 Sp. Atk
- Leech Seed
- Sludge Bomb
- Giga Drain
The movie "I didn't know it would be THIS hard to get rid of Venusaur" saw the reinvigoration of its career, as for the past few years, it seemed as if it would retire form being an A lister, even with the moderate success of "Chlorophyll woosh". However, with its new found niche in the market, it's now starring in "OU: The Movie", finally reinstated to its prestige of its early days during "Gen I: what are EVs". It also provides a healthy personal image for young children everywhere, and tells us that some extra fat isn't a bad thing (as long as you're healthy).
EVs: 248 HP, 172 Def, 88 Speed
- Stealth Rock
- Stone Edge
A relative newcomer on the scene, it shot to fame with the immensely popular "Excadrill AHAHA", showing its ruthlessness in dealing with its enemies that threatened its comrades. While it'll never be able to play Mr. Darcy in any Pride & Prejudice reboot (it can't do the shirt scene), it has its place in action movies where it's known for its resilience to explosions and other dangerous stunts, surviving most of them with ease. However, over exertion will lead to that scene in "Monty Python & the Holy Grail", where it'll still be saying "Tis but a scratch!" even when below 50% HP.
Everything's OU for a reason.