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Ullo. Well, seeing as ORAS is nearly here, I decided to post my main and most successful ubers team I have been using throughout the xy Ubers metagame. My Landorus used to be a Groudon and my Xerneas carried HP Fire over Substitute. Anyhow, I made this team because I needed something new to ladder because I got old of my old ubers team, so 9 months ago this baby was created and is still my most precious. Certain things have changed with the help of the ubers room and whatnot. I have peaked at #18 on the ubers ladder with a rating of 1688 and have always failed to reach 1700 and have also given up on that target as the haxgods don't seem to agree with me getting there. (/me cri)
Without further ado, below is the team, but just for the record,
AV Palkia is good and Klefki > Ubers >:O

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Alicia Keys (F) (Klefki) @ Leftovers

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Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 172 Def / 88 SpD
Careful Nature

  • Substitute
  • Thunder Wave
  • Play Rough
  • Spikes

Here is the co-star of the team. The one thing even Sunkern can't defeat, Klefki. Well, there isn't much to say about this Pokemon just that it is the most fascinating spikes setter I have ever used in Ubers. The EV spread is quite ancient but it works. guess it's just to equalize its defenses and some other stuff I can't seem to remember. I run Substitute over Toxic because I really can't be arsed to deal with Darkrai all the time. I used to run Foul Play to I guess semi-check Ekiller and other set-up sweepers, which actually worked very often, but MK suggested PR, which was clearly the best option as it helped me deal with SubGeoXern. I run Spikes to force people into using Defog and to ofc make Xerneas and Ekiller sweeps much easier for myself, seeing as this team lacks a defoggger.

Cheshire (Gengar-Mega) (M) @ Gengarite

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Ability: Shadow Tag
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature

  • Shadow Ball
  • Sludge Wave
  • Taunt
  • Destiny Bond

If you know my taste for ubers you will know that there is only one Pokemon I like more than Kyogre in this based tier and that is The most based, His Basedness, Mega Gengar, The Forbidden One. This thing is epic .0., not much to say. It's a pretty standard set and imo, Shadow Ball is superior to every other filler people run over it. Just reks more, and since things like Mewtwo, which I am aware of that mega gengar is just a very soft-check to it, Arceus-Ghost and some other annoying stuff, with my hazards up, I can beat all of them with it. Sludge Wave usually KOs GeoXern and every other variant bar Cleric Xerneas. Taunt+Destiny Bond usually ensure a kill on something I can't kill with my team, like CM Arceus-Electric and water. Since I don't have time to deal with crap like Chansey and Arceus-Grass, Mega Gengar is most definitely the MVP of this team.

MadBecauseOfYou (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Leftovers

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Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP / 192 Def / 68 Spe
Adamant Nature

- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Toxic

Defensive Landorus-Therian is good. End of story.

But since I can't help myself, the speed EVs are to speedcreep things like bulky specs Kyogre, Ho-oh and basically outpaces every base 90 Pokemon with limited speed investments. It also enables me to outpace Defensive Yveltal and Xerneas to kill them off when they are weakened, which is pretty based imo, as they are annoying. Yveltal less than Xerneas is to my team. Stone Edge as it is a must to run it since I'm not running a LandKrom core but a LandKia and Ho-oh isn't a Pokemon to joke around with. Toxic is lastly to annoy set-up sweepers before it takes its final rest in Doge Heaven, or even just when I decide to be an arse.

NeedMoreSpace (Palkia) @ Assault Vest

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Ability: Pressure
EVs: 40 HP / 216 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature

  • Hydro Pump
  • Spacial Rend
  • Thunder
  • Fire Blast

So many people have told me AVKia is bad but no one has been able to tell me why it's bad and guess why? It isn't .3. This is one of the only based AV users in Ubers imo. And for a poor boy like me, who is very weak to Amlighty Kyogre (LOL SCIZ), AVKia's bulk and power was needed, bc Thunder still does a crapton of damage to Lustrous Orb Palkia. Why I run 40 HP Evs I have forgotten as well, but it had something to do with surviving a SE attack by that much, which was very based and won me a few games. The rest is standard coverage and Fire Blast usually gets Ferrothorn as people tend to expect Lustrous T-wave or SDef Toxic a wittle but too often. And ofc to reliably kill Scizor and all those good stuff.

SunkernInTraining (Arceus) @ Life Orb

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Ability: Multitype
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature

- Swords Dance
- Extreme Speed
- Earthquake
- Shadow Claw

Yeah, I'm so original, but I needed it to check other Extreme Killers and it still does a fascinating job. I ran Overheat for one battle and Shadow Force for many because I wanted Giratina and Lugia dead ASAP, but based lord Sunkern told me to run Shadow Claw, as it was more reliable and easier to use, so here it is, the standard Jolly LO Extreeeeeeeeme Killer.

GoodNightDeer (Xerneas) @ Power Herb

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Ability: Fairy Aura
EVs: 104 HP / 32 Def / 248 SpA / 124 Spe
Modest Nature

  • Substitute
  • Geomancy
  • Moonblast
  • Thunder

To the most majestic Pokemon of all time, Prince of all things based, here is based SubGeoxerneas. If I hear someone say Geomancy Xerneas is broken I promise you I will find you and skin yor dog in front of your eyes and make you eat its meat.
Imean, I come in peace...:]
Anyhow, it is most certainly not broken, but it is indeed an amazing cleaner. Substitute is a godsent move and helps me sweep much easier late-game. It also prevents Imposter Ditto from transforming into Xerneas and shields it from status and priority spam. Moonblast+Thunder give me enough coverage to kill everything that is oddly still alive fter encountering Klefki. I deducted 4 Evs from SAtk and dumped them into speed to speedcreep on other Geoxerns, because I'm that desperate. Deal.With.It.


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This team is ofc not perfect and there are Pokemon such as RP+SD Groudon that can still potentially give this team a lot of trouble,and I am still open to good suggestions and constructive criticism, which I would prefer to give once you are out of the phaze of "OMG< GEOMANCY XERNEAS IS SO OP"

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Sorry Jojo, but there's a censor for a reason. I don't think we should have un-censored swears that would be censored if they were text. Try to find another .gif :/
I might have to steal this team for a match or two btw. Great team o3o

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