Okay, so before we start I'm gonna say, this team is pretty cookie cutter. (Meaning, that it's lacking originality, but still gets the job done). I'm very much open to suggestions, I was thinking about using choice band on Stout land instead of Life Orb but, life orb is working fine. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. ;7 enjoy
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Leftovers / Sand Stream / Impish
EVs: 252 HP / 244 Def / 12 SDef
- Ice Fang
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Slack Off

Leftovers / Storm Drain / Sassy
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 SDef
- Ice Beam
- Scald
- Recover
- Toxic

Life Orb (or Choice Band) / Sand Rush / Adamant
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
- Fire Fang
- Crunch
- Retaliate
- Wild Charge

Life Orb / Magic Gaurd / Timid
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 Spe
- Focus Blast
- Shadow Ball
- Substitute
- Psyshock

Rocky Helmet / Iron Barbs / Relaxed
EVs: 252 HP / 76 Def / 180 SDef
- Spikes
- Leech Seed
- Thunder Wave
- Power Whip

Choice Scarf / Sand Force / Jolly
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
- U-turn
- Outrage
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
Importable Copy
Hippowdon (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 244 Def / 12 SDef
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Ice Fang
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Slack Off
Gastrodon (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Storm Drain
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 SDef
Sassy Nature (+SDef, -Spe)
- Ice Beam
- Scald
- Recover
- Toxic
Stoutland (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Sand Rush
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature (+ Atk, -SAtk)
- Fire Fang
- Crunch
- Retaliate
- Wild Charge
Alakazam (F) @ Life Orb
Trait: Magic Gaurd
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SAtk / 252 Spe
Timid Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Focus Blast
- Shadow Ball
- Substitute
- Psyshock
Ferrothorn (M) @ Rocky Helmet
Trait: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 HP / 76 Def / 180 SDef
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Spikes
- Leech Seed
- Thunder Wave
- Power Whip
Landorus (M) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Sand Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature (+Spe, -SAtk)
- U-turn
- Outrage
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge