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User Celestial★Hurricane

Member for: 3 years (since Jul 28, 2011)
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Gender: Hello Professor Oak. ♀ Girl ♀
Country: Sweden. I wish. U.S.A.
Favorite Pokémon: Cinccino
Friend Codes: Black: 3353 5999 0597
Platinum: coming soon! :D
White 2: 0691 4385 2012
3DS: 4098-2466-6024
Trainer Name: Melanie
Note: I'm more of a collector than a battler, so I don't battle very often, but I do EV train Pokemon for trading. I am a frequent user of the GTS and will trade with someone any chance I get.
Please don't ask me if I have PO cuz I don't(but I might get one)
Trade Update: I need a Feebas/Milotic!
About me: Username changes: Rapidash43856 to ♥Cinccino♥ to RapidFire to ♥TheTwinTail♥ to Celestial★Hurricane. There will definitely be more in the future.
News: 1/16/15 Mein gott, how long has it been? Anyway, the Queen of Hiatuses has returned, I guess. Probably just temporarily. Time to see how much has changed...

Hi, I am Celestial★Hurricane, but my real name is Melanie; you may call me whatever you wish. Basically, I'm just another 15-year old girl living in the boring state of Ohio. I am socially awkward, if not quiet, in public situations, I open up more on the Internet.  Beware, I am Pokémon/anime/manga/fangirl/tumblr/yaoi/video game/weeaboo trash.

Melanie's wise words:

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. (My personal motto)

Sticks and stones may break your bones but books and TV shows will crush your soul to a million pieces.

The secret to immortality: procrastinating so much that you put off death and never die.

The fandom doesn't get in the way of real life. It's real life that gets in the way of the fandom.

Do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on TV who they would ship you with?

People who feel uncomfortable swearing:
What the frick frack diddly dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac nickelback are you doing?

I was going to study, but I ended up wasting time on the internet, so I have yet to actually get started.

The human brain is one of the most complex things known to man...according to the human brain.

We all know the 90s didn't really end until 2004 or so.

Is it "open sesame" or "open says me?"

"If opposites attract then why aren't hot people attracted to me?"
"The obvious logic is that you're hot."

Some of us are born Eevees. Able to become anything we want.
All the rest are born Dittos. Only able to copy others.

My bed is bedder than yours.

I often find myself regretting things I said or did years ago.

How many times do you think you've seen the same bird twice?

Have no idea how to do a math problem on a test? Just put "Jesus" as the answer. Jesus is always the answer.

"I have butterflies in my stomach."
"Did you eat caterpillars or something?"

A haiku about getting out of bed:
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

"Lead" rhymes with "read", but "lead" also rhymes with "read."
...I think I just broke the English language...

Find the needle in the haystack? Burn the hay. Find the hay in the needlestack? Giant magnet.

If you're lucky, your internal organs will never see the light of day.

Why do people tell me I'm  beautiful? Because she's my mom.

People wonder why it's so easy to stay up until 6 a.m, but so hard to get up at 6 a.m...the answer is simple: Newton's first law of motion.

Someone once asked me, "So what music do you like?"
"...Are you sure you're ready for this conversation?"

I was confident for like two minutes one time

According to science, you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat. Maybe it's possible that hatred doesn't exist, and there's only an absence of love.

"Corals die if they get stressed, so if I was coral I would be dead."
"What does coral even get stressed about?"
"Current events."

"Never" is a contraction of "not ever."
"Blush" is a contraction of "blood rush."
"Slang" is short for "shortened language."
And "studying" is a contraction of "student dying."

Our generation will be the weirdest grandparents.

At home: I'm so lonely, I wanna go outside and make friends.
Not at home: Stay away from me! I wanna go home, I hate people!

Rearranging the letters in "mother in law" results in "woman hitler."

"You know that thing you're really obsessed with?"
"Oh! Which one?"

Do they call it "sand" because it's between the SEA and the LAND?

"Mommy! The kids on the playground were mean to me!"
"Sweetie, what did Jesus do when people were mean to him?"
...*starts bawling* "HE DIED!!!!!"

My life is like a romantic comedy, except there's no romance and the comedy is just me laughing at my own jokes.

Would you rather be attacked by one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
Answer on my wall!

The leaning tower of Pisa is in Italy...IT'S JUST ITALICIZED!

Life is funny and it's interesting how we make it as serious as possible.

If you ever think that you've made a huge mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.

You're as annoying as an app that turns sideways when you lie down.

I'm sometimes scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though I am a teenager.

It's grEy in England and grAy in America.

I have three sides:
1.) The quiet and sweet side.
2.) The fun and crazy side.
3.) The side you never want to see.

If Jesus is the Lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?

When playing Rock Paper Scissors, women are more likely to pick scissors and men are more likely to pick rock.

Slaughter cannot be spelled without laughter.

Imagine if they combined all the fandoms into one single fanfiction...

Jesus can  walk on water...I can walk on cucumbers...cucumbers are 96% water...therefore I'm 96% Jesus.

A friend in need is a friend indeed. An enemy in need is hilarious.

It's ok if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

Don't make me mad. EVER. I'm warning you now.

My friends here: I know a lot of people here, and there are too many to count, so I won't list them. But if you are not my friend, I will make it pretty clear to you. I try to be friends with everyone :)

Thank you for taking the time to read this. Drop a message if you like, I promise I'll answer. Hope to see you all! (-o-)

Activity by Celestial★Hurricane

Score: 1,844 points (ranked #115)
Questions: 37 (37 with best answer chosen)
Answers: 88 (43 chosen as best)
Comments: 111
Voted on: 24 questions, 202 answers
Gave out: 221 up votes, 5 down votes
Received: 95 up votes, 5 down votes

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Being attacked by either would be totally terrifing O-O
Dec 31, 2014 by Lucario-Is-Awesome12
I'd rather get attacked by one horse-sized duck!
Aug 21, 2014 by Torterra02
Thanks
Jan 27, 2014 by Celestial★Hurricane
nice g-tar
Jan 27, 2014 by Poke'slash
Me too :3
Jan 15, 2014 by Celestial★Hurricane
Omg, I love 'Let It Go'! <3
Jan 15, 2014 by !'•-Indigo-•'!
^_^
Sep 8, 2013 by Celestial★Hurricane
(Hugs twintail)
Sep 8, 2013 by RedtheLEGEND
Yo*
Sep 6, 2013 by Celestial★Hurricane
No, no soy hispana, pero to tomo una clase de español. Me interesa mucho :)
Sep 6, 2013 by Celestial★Hurricane