And I'm not just talking about Pokemon that are like
"omg this one has a sturdy but cant learn quick attack(or similar moves) and endeavor (or similar moves)"
no I'm talking about weak pokes that meet ALL those requirements and if someone plays Pokemon showdown against me after this question is answered you'll see why I asked
Starly @Focus Sash
Unfortunately for you, there are only 2 Pokemon that meet the requirements. They are Donphan (with ice shard) and Togedemaru (with fake out).
source (using the /ds command)
Also unfortunately for you, most people on Showdown! will see this coming from a kilometer away and render both of these Pokemon useless by using stealth rock.