Pokémon Rate My Team
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So, for those who cannot read, you guys post battle replays here. Note, your replays should be interesting battles - there should be something special about the game you post. This means that unless there's something particularly interesting in them, sweep replays shouldn't be posted as they're not very entertaining.

Did you hear that? Don't post a replay because you want to humblebrag about a sweep you made! Replays should be entertaining.

Also, replays from the lower ladder are probably not going to be as entertaining due to skill errors, misplays and bad teams. "Lower ladder" means roughly <1400 Elo.


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Accidental Torkoal sweep in OU against all odds - Blob
Emolga going to work in OU - Fondant
Incredibly close UU battle :O - Fizz
Lenub be haxing his wins - Leboss
Rather embarrassing noob swept by an Espeon - Flare
A victory despite constant hax against a rather amusing opponent - Star
Epic UU battle of the UU Leaders - Flafpert
Slowbro is the master race, OU vs Mew - Ninja

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How do I add a battle replay for the 3ds?
Just made an ou team which really showcases how powerful tapu koko+ kyurem is in this meta:

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8ou-1247974550
@Blaziken787 That's a Perish Trapper Azu what's weird in that?

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6 votes

Lethargic ball whale outspeeds overrated fire dragon thing and causes all the salt in the pacific ocean to get sprinkled over the charizard's trainer

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8nationaldexag-1153521146

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uh why is this the most upvoted replay here lol
seriously there are way more entertaining replays than this
Because nobody likes charizard?
i love charizard lol
Same, but its overrated
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lmao. i would upvote if i could
The opponent is 100% made of salt :X
That kid is very rude!
3 votes

Replay:https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8monotype-1156678215-dkv73ws6v2qk2sokik5u9uonymp30dvpw
Preview: Mamoswine sweeps 5/6 of this guy's team using the moves Endeavor, Ice Shard, Protect, and Curse. Mamoswine gets in one last Endeavor for the last member of the opponent's team. The last member gets killed with just a simple Toxic.

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To be honest, that guy was kind of a noob. Trying Volt Switch twice on a Ground type? Bounce on Zeraora?
Still, nice job.
3 votes

Incredibly close UU battle against a not very favorable matchup.

Replay

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3 votes
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Lmaooooo he salty
yeah(filler)
The salt tho
wooooooooow. just wow
he was even cussing not cool at all
That guy could be related to a guy I beat with a belly drum slowbro and psych up dusknoir double battle. At the end the guy was intimidate switching and he even challenged me to a rematch with a full intimidate team.
3 votes

Luckily critical hits ignores all stat boosts.
And Rayquaza manages to land a critical hit using Dragon Ascent on a +6 Def Arceus and I won.

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2 votes

LC Benchmark Game (watch if you want to learn/play LC!)

This is honestly an excellent game to teach LC with, almost a benchmark. Both players were solid but not exceptional. Both had tried and true cores on their teams mixed with a little innovation. Both made excellent plays and strategy but also making dumb mistakes.

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If I ever get back into competitive Pokémon — although highly unlikey — LC is what I want to play :0
2 votes

A really fun back-and-forth Primal Groudon/Kyogre standoff: https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ubers-611501449

(I thought for sure that it was over after that switch on turn 9)

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Nickname the Palkia "I need space."
2 votes
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That tropius. I hate him. He destroyed me
Oh yeah sorry about that but it made a great replay.
lol Tropius can be a beast.
Yeah I’ve actually done a Tropius sweep before this but I don’t have the replay :/
Ooh Tropius sweep lol :P
2 votes

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen5randombattle-1148391877
Very close battle, GG Y.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8nationaldex-1156598374-ooffcucvs2cjhbxv7o1wj8wmrr1buaapw
Sylveon almost got me.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen5randombattle-1156607958-bhhbewuhrn6qsl4juxq29yxet432rwupw
And this one I was asked to upload.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8monotyperandombattle-1161044079-dzouw923x53ys4d67c1cd6cogko6uxwpw
Malamar with Superpower and Contrary is a wonderful thing.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8metronomebattle-1163869659
Lucky Imprison forces both opponents to Struggle.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8challengecup1v1-1174190151
Fantastic Freeze right where it mattered, in the finals of a tournament, holy crap that was lucky:

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8randombattle-1181401509
Surprising Theivul comeback.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8randombattle-1185926165-hgvx2zoh68i2n7m9i7lk729fu6qgervpw
Nothing too special, but it was a fun back and forth battle, quite enjoyable.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8nationaldexag-1185931665-pkucbviza0295h0m3lxabl7gd7h026ipw
Beating a team of legendaries with an unconventional team.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8nationaldex-1204394142
First the guy tells me I made a bad play. Then he says GG way before the end of the battle. Then I obliterate his last four Pokemon.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8randombattle-1211763224-6tqwm1r6gt6myrcw6bakpb7p0powg1epw
I get incredible luck and the guy just forfeits.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8monotype-1216624470
Corsola manages to take down two Fighting types in the endgame despite me using it as a suicide lead.

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Haha replay 2. Those were both teams I rated XD
HAHHAHHAHA FEEL THE WRATH OF CLAP
Hiii these are funny lol (and my original comment stated only "hi" and that was too short).
2 votes
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Nice comeback.
Tyranitar spamming focus punch vs power-up punch dusknoir. Who would win(That actually happened to me, and good comeback).
2 votes

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7anythinggoes-1262148751

Your hax CAN'T match mine. Hypnosis lands 5 times in a row outside of Gravity and without an accuracy boosting item, then none of the enemy's moves land after Yveltal faints. THE POWER OF DARKRAI

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Haha I love this hax team
p0lt made it but Swastik gave me it
I am Darkrai. I AM POWER!!
I know Swastik gave it to me too lol
Hehehehehe. Evil team of p0lt <:)
1 vote

These are my best battles, more will come.
Winning with a bang

Yours indubitably

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1 vote

The FEAR strategy put into life
...In an ubers match
...With bad Pokemon
...That only know 2 moves
...Endeavor and Quick Attack
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-500187123

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That opponent was pretty nooby. It's easy to defeat FEAR just by switching, and he didn't do it.
Epic, pretty fun to watch
NOOB he could have used Psyshock. the idiot, using recover when you're faster than the opponent
1 vote

We even both said GG to each other we were so certain my chansey would go down.
Then this 1% chance occurred

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I'm pretty sure it's not exactly 1%. High jump kick's accuracy is 90%, so the chance that it misses is 100%-90%, or 10%. Rock slide's accuracy is also 90%, so the chance that they both miss is 100%-90%-90%, which is -80%.
Actually sumwun, that's not how probability works.  Now, I don't know whether Syleno was just trying to be hyperbolic by saying 1%, but he's actually right.  The chance of HJK missing is 10% of 100%, which is simply 10%.  Then, the chance of RS missing *on top* of HJK is 10% of 10%, or 1%.
1 vote

Person forfeits because I make predictions on his Scarfed Lele and it is basically valueless:

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-890391947

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1 vote

Replay

OU match where I bring slightly unethical sets. Brought down the match to a scary endgame of Specs Keldeo.

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1 vote

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen5randombattle-1140300354

Hello!

Oh, boy, this was a pretty fun battle. It was me against ~MegaCharizardY~ (or Y for short) in a Gen 5 Random Battle. Unfortunately, she disconnected halfway through, meaning the ending is just a timer ticking down. Still, this was quite fun. I got quite lucky, but we both had our moments. In addition, we each had some odd and/or interesting Pokémon on our team.

I Hope you enjoy!

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Don’t mind the chat :P
lol :P
1 vote

The closest battle i've ever had. When manaphy used heart swap, i thought it was over, but then...

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8nationaldexag-1155363551

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