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User SSuperiority

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Gender: grape nuts
Country: the jungle
Favorite Pokémon: Meme Nova
Friend Codes: I asked Siri to be my friend :)
About me: I exist, oh wait-

Is it by saying What I like about Grape Nuts is that there are no gimmicks. There's no cartoon bird prancing about on the box cover, there's no commercial with Barney and Fred getting in fist fights over a bowl of Grape Nuts, you get a box full of cereal and that's it. It's not even a big box filled with air and prizes, it's just a pound of wheat and barley with a picture on the front.

What I have here is living proof that Grape Nuts is truly life changing. A four pound box of Grape Nuts, in all it's glory. Any other box of cereal this size would weigh half as much, which makes them half as good. There's something to be said about a cereal with the same density as sand.

Just holding the box gives you a sense of power like holding a baseball bat or a meat cleaver. There is some serious loft to this cereal. I could kill a man if I had to with this and I'm not even joking.

Another thing I like about Grape Nuts is that it sinks right to the bottom of the bowl. There's nothing glamorous about it, no lame ass snaps or crackles, no different colors, no marshmallows, just a pile of food sitting at the bottom of a bowl of milk.

Eating the food is an adventure within itself. Bite too soft and you aren't gonna break a one. Bite too hard and you might chip a tooth. It really is a wild man's cereal.

I'm not even going to talk about the taste of Grape Nuts, because there isn't any. If there wasn't milk you would swear that you were eating gravel, the only different being that gravel might soften up a bit.

The very best part of Grape Nuts is after the whole eating experience. If you've ever accidentally swallowed a rock you know what it's like to eat a bowl of Grape Nuts. The feeling of it sitting in the bottom of your stomach is a reminder for the rest of the day that you actually ate the stuff, rewarding you long long after you take the last bite.

quotes:
"Is that a police? I'm calling the weed!"- some youtuber
"Oh, my favorite nursery rhyme. “The eyes on the bus go blink blink blink”. :P" - Staka~
"That's really something" - Giga~Blade X
"Jesus Christmas" -Syl
"Don't do cancel CULTure kids" - edit of an edited version of something i said (edited)

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Score: 260 points (ranked #57)
Questions: 6 (1 with best answer chosen)
Answers: 23 (2 chosen as best)
Comments: 34
Voted on: 1 question, 2 answers
Gave out: 2 up votes, 1 down vote
Received: 20 up votes, 0 down votes

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Eh, it doesn't have enough rock energy imo.
1 hour ago by DeltaEmerald
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
10 hours ago by IsItReallyThou
bark bark bark woof sniff
11 hours ago by wokeboke
Indeed. :3
12 hours ago by Gladion Aether
"Oh, my favorite nursery rhyme. “The eyes on the bus go blink blink blink”. :P" - Staka~

Thank you for putting that on your profile that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
13 hours ago by Gladion Aether
They really are
13 hours ago by Giga~Blade X
;(
15 hours ago by Syl ™
Wheres our dms
15 hours ago by Syl ™
:3
15 hours ago by Stephwheel8
Then she and I agree lol
15 hours ago by Giga~Blade X