Username changes: Rapidash43856 to ♥Cinccino♥ to RapidFire to ♥TheTwinTail♥ to Celestial★Hurricane. There will definitely be more in the future.
News: 4/26/17 I'm soooooooooooo done with school. I graduate in less than a month, I just want to be FREEEEEEE. Kinda nervous about college though...oh well, I'll worry about that when I get there. Anyway, I'm looking forward to summer so I can have more free time and make more contributions to this site! Hope to see you all!
Why hello there, my fellow nerds! I am Celestial★Hurricane, but my real name is Melanie; some people may know me as Mel or Melodrama; you may call me whatever you wish. Basically, I'm just your average 18-year old girl living in the boring state of Ohio. But other than that, there's not much else about me that's worth knowing. I like Pokémon, but considering this is a Pokémon website, that's pretty much a given, right?
If you really do want to know more about me though, here are some quick Pokémon-related facts about me:
I have been playing Pokémon for about 6 years now.
Favorite Pokémon: see above.
Favorite starter: tie between Delphox and Primarina.
Favorite legendary: Meloetta
Favorite type: Fairy
Favorite region: Unova
Favorite game: tied between Black 2 and Moon.
Favorite game character (male): N
Favorite game character (female): Lillie
Favorite anime character (male): Brock
Favorite anime character (female): Serena
Favorite anime series: Diamond and Pearl
Favorite movie: Pokémon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
A character I can relate to: Gladion
A Pokémon I can relate to: Snorlax
A Pokémon I would want as a pet: Eevee
A Pokémon I would hug: Clefable
A Pokémon I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole: Magcargo (read its Pokédex entry.)
A Pokémon that needs more love: Rapidash
A character I admire: Cynthia
A character I would punch in the face: Ghetsis
A character that makes me laugh: Hau
A character that I've had a crush on: Steven
Best anime battle: Ash vs. Paul
A battle that makes me want to throw my 3DS at the wall: Totem Lurantis
A place in the Pokémon world I would live: Laverre City
What I love about Pokémon: the wonderful memories it has given me.
Some words of wisdom:
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. (My personal motto)
The secret to immortality: procrastinating so much that you put off death and never die.
Don't give up, 'cause you've still got some people to prove wrong.
The human brain is one of the most complex things known to man...according to the human brain.
We all know the 90s didn't really end until 2004 or so.
Some of us are born Eevees. Able to become anything we want.
All the rest are born Dittos. Only able to copy others.
My bed is bedder than yours.
Whenever I'm in an argument, I always manage to come up with a witty comeback. 30 minutes later, that is.
How many times do you think you've seen the same bird twice?
People will stare. Make it worth their while.
A haiku about getting out of bed:
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
Find the needle in the haystack? Burn the hay. Find the hay in the needlestack? Giant magnet.
If you're lucky, your internal organs will never see the light of day.
Why do people tell me I'm beautiful? Because she's my mom.
According to science, you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat. Maybe it's possible that hatred doesn't exist, and there's only an absence of love.
"Never" is a contraction of "not ever."
"Blush" is a contraction of "blood rush."
"Slang" is short for "shortened language."
And "studying" is a contraction of "student dying."
Yes, I'm old enough to know better, but I'm young enough to do it anyway.
The world is full of terrible people but you gotta be nice to those terrible people if you don't want to be accused of being one of them.
"You know that thing you're really obsessed with?"
"Oh! Which one?"
I'm great at telling jokes. I'm even better at laughing at my own jokes.
Would you rather be attacked by one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
Answer on my wall!
Life is funny and it's interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
If you ever think that you've made a huge mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.
It's grEy in England and grAy in America.
Advice: when playing Rock Paper Scissors, women are more likely to pick scissors and men are more likely to pick rock.
Slaughter cannot be spelled without laughter.
A friend in need is a friend indeed. An enemy in need is hilarious.
Don't make me mad. EVER. I'm warning you now.
My friends here: I know a lot of people here, and there are too many to count, so I won't list them. But if you are not my friend, I will make it pretty clear to you. I try to be friends with everyone :)
You're still reading this? Wow, apparently you're either really interested in what I have to say or you have nothing better to do today. Thank you for taking the time to read this needlessly long monologue about my pretty average personality I guess...Drop a message if you like, I promise I'll answer. Hope to see you all! (-o-)