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Country: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Favorite Pokémon: Primal Kyogre
Friend Codes: skill issue
About me: Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.

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Chapter 1: The Begin ing

Void (who is totally not a self-insert btw stfu haters) walked through the halls of school or something idk
He statred thinking abt how he had a headache and a b ad day and was bullied at his new school even though he just got there bcuz plot reasons and failed a shiny and was rejected by his crush and droppe dan egg on the floor while trying to cook and blew out his speakers blasting Obsessed by Addison Rae and he stubbed his toe and bit his tongue and one of his eyelashes fell out ect. ect.
He realised that he hated his life bcuz it sucked. So he did the most reasonable thing he could think of.
"DAMN B*TCH SH*T F*CK!" he screeched at the top of his lungs and listened to depressing music. But nobody noticed him so he cryed bcuz of how lonely he was despite never trying to make friends or spend any time with anyone
In his infimite sadness bcuz you (yes, you reading this) don't feel sad l ike him, he used his amazing drawing talents to draw a pcture of Kirin, Beru, Melony, Acerola, Girlfriend from FNF, Chloe, and Pyra or smth (who were some of his crushes btw but he's not a simp btw) smooching him. But partway through his art, something happened


Chapter 2: Bullyes and Crushes

"OMG it's a SIMP!" Void looked up from drawing Beru's seashell bikini and saw two kids standing in from of him.
One was a boy wiht blak hair and a Mincraf t grass block hat and a swaeter
The other one was a girlu with strawberry red hair and blueberry blu eeyes and skin that was skin and flip-flops and a cyte jacket.
As he stared totally not creepily at the girl, the kids started unsalting him again.
"SUCH A BABY!" "HAHA BERU SIMP!" "YOUR PAIN ISN'T SPECIAL!" (which is just wrong bcuz he's the only one who feels pain and nobody else ever has headachs) "YOU'RE LAME!" "WHAT AN IDIOT!"
Then they beat him up or smth.
He sobbed. as his first new crush this week was a bulli and mean.
But as he somehow gazed into her beatoful eyes whil beng beat up he realized that he still loved her.
He got up off the ground after the boy whaked him with his minecraft block hat head
"Hi Im Void and my favorite colur is shade" he said. Suddenly, the kids stopped beating him up.
"wtf that's not a color dude." the boy said
"IT IS BCUZ I SAY SO!" Void said before hitting him over the hed with a chair. Then he turned to the gerl.


Chapter 3: Meeting a Frend

"You on drugs, mate?" the girl asked Voyed. He immediately sobbed as he was brushed off. As tje girl walled away, a rando mtwenty year old girl magically appeared. Void sobbed into her shoulder despite her being 3'4". (he iin't 3'5")
"What's wrong?" "My crush redjected me!" he sobbed more
"Gyro is meen and you desevre better! I can tell yu'r cool bcuz you aren't Behem!" Void stopped sobbing so he could cry He was tutched by this random stranger knowing exactly what he was talkin gabout.
"Thnaks random adult."
"Just call me Estrid, you're big sistor."
Void suddenly ignored Estrid and stared at Gyro again, who was smoking a cigarete bcuz that's hot or smth.
"Estred, I... I thunk I love Gyro." he confessed bcuz he totally didn't just admit he had a crush on her. Astred siged.
"Well I cna't stop you. You shuld tell her how you feel, but shes really toxick."
Void didn't care bcuz he lovd Gyru (and took toxicns on a dayly basis) and love conqers all.
"Hy Gyro"
"no."
Her evil mean word pierced his heart and he broke down in tears. Then he got beat up again and creid more.
"Hwo can I get Hyro to love me...?!" he sobbed to Estrid after he was done geting beet up. She sighed again.
"Vid... there mite be a way, but shes too tocix-"
"I LOVE GYRO!" He screame dso loudly that it instantly changed her mind and seh de cided to tell him.
"OK here's whay you do. She relly likes this one caractor..."
2 days ago by Pogokira
Gaugendaries, Gauthicals, and Ultra Gausts


Gauticuno
Gaupdos
Gaultres
Gautwo
Gau (just Gau)
Gaukou
Gauntei
Gaucune
Gau-Oh
Gaugia
Gaulebi
Gaugice
Gaugisteel
Gaugirock
Gautias (female Gau????)
Gautios
Gauogre
Gaudon
Gauquaza
Gaurachi
Gauoxys
Gauxie
Gausprit
Gauzelf
Gaualga
Gaukia
Gauatina
Gausselia (another female Gau????)
Gautran
Gaugigigas
Gaunaphy
Gauone
Gaukrai
Gaumin
Gauceus (Wind God Gau confirmed)
Gaubalion
Gauakion
Gauizion
Gaunadus
Gaundurus
Gaudorus
Gaukrom
Gaushiram
Gauyurem
Gauctini
Gaudeo
Gauloetta (should really be female Gau????)
Gaunesect
Gaurneas
Gauveltal
Gaugarde
Gauancie (another should really be female Gau????)
Gaupa
Gaucanion
Type: Gau
Gauvally
Tapu Gauko
Tapu Gaule
Tapu Gaulu
Tapu Gauni
Gausmog
Gausmoem
Gaugaleo
Gaunala (female according to the Pokedex entries Gau????)
Gaucrozma
Gaugearna
Gaushadow
Gauraora
Gautan
Gaumetal
Gauilego
Gauzzwole
Gauromosa (re- I'm sure you get the point by now)
Gaukitree
Gaulesteela
Gautana
Gauzzlord
Gaupole
Gauganadel
Gaukataka
Gaucephalon
Gaucian
Gaumazenta
Gauternatus
Gaubfu
Gaushifu
Gaugieleki
Gaugidrago
Galarian Gauticuno
Galarian Gaupdos
Galarian Gaultres
Gaustrier
Gauctrier
Gaulyrex
Gaurude
Gaunamorus (female freaky alien Gau????)
Gauraidon
Gauiraidon
Gaung-Lu
Gauien-Pao
Gauo-Chien
Gaui-Yu
2 days ago by Pogokira
Oh yeah, Happy Gau- I mean Thanksgiving!
4 days ago by Pogokira
https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/346088/what-are-the-roles-all-legendary-mythical-pokemon-existence?show=346112#a346112

"Celebi: Gaurdian of the forest, can travel through time"
"Landorus: Makes crops grow, gaurdian of the fields"

Gaulebi
Gaudorus
4 days ago by Pogokira
"Canada" -Gau (according to Google Translate)
Nov 20 by Pogokira
Danny, I have a super important and totally legit message to give you. This is truly true facts truth and I am not lying.

When we met in chat that one fateful day (whenever that was), I didn't think there was anything special about you. Another normal user, another normal day. But looking back on that, I've realized what a fool I was. I should've known there was something special about you from the moment I laid eyes on the name "PrimalKyogre", but I was blinded by my infatuation with whatever fictional character I was infatuated with at the time (oh wait now I remember it was Gladion), and I apologize. I've been kicking myself over my mistakes for months, and I hope you can forgive me for not feeling then the way I do now. As you know, I've been through some rough patches. My dangerous addiction to Dollar Store spring rolls, my brownie-induced panic attack, my near-death experience at the hand of that really sour lollipop thing, and more. But through all of these horrible experiences, you've been with me, by my side, until things looked up. You've put up with my brattiness, my simping, and even when you learned of my love of b*ked be*ns, you didn't give up on our friendship, on our bond. You could've left the DB to become a supreme court lawyer, but you decided against it because of me. I don't deserve a friend like you, and simply talking to you is the best thing that could ever happen to me. Every joke you tell, every random remark you utter, every time you spam The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test in chat... all of them are cherished memories. I've been wrestling with these feelings for months, and I decided that now (which is definitely not while I was playing truth or dare) I have to tell you how I feel.

I love you, Daniel Alpha Orca.
Nov 16 by Pogokira
I cry when the theater doesn't overdo the last line. Wild child Weld needs love.

But as I said...

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Get out

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Do you know when a tree hurts?

Before we get to the good song, we need to shake things up a bit.

Balance is the key to life.

Think outside the box by limiting your options.

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March 10, 2021 - Bright day 4.

What can I do?
1000 Points - February 27, 2021
2,000 points - June 25, 2022
2,000 Points (new) - July 26, 2022
2,022 points - part in 2022 (likely above) ~ 8/10/2022

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Wait till they add the song in, you know my name.

My profile is not correct. shoot

My favorite color is red. Another favorite is yellow. There is no need for some. I'm just tired.

I won't say much about myself. I spend my time playing video games and listening to video game music. We live in the lake now. It's a will. The story and mechanics, the original characters (Pogo and Akira are good), the music are good. I mean, have you ever heard from Go!? Titanium steel four types? Or megalomania? So it's really fun: In The Hateful Domain, I played all the characters in Japanese (except for the two that weren't taught). I don't understand his language, but his Japanese accent is pleasing.

Another interesting thing: we took 14 Eevee legs in LGE and challenged ourselves to name 6 Final Fantasy characters. Only 12 remain.

It's been a year since I first played Final Fantasy 6, and Gau is one of my favorites. Considering how quickly and often I slip into fanaticism, that's pretty cool. What makes me happy is when I do something new and exciting, I jump into it like crazy and there's no old love left...but it's there. If it fits, I pray. Or I'm just tired...

Yu-Gi-Oh! Bakula Ryu is one of the best movies in cinema. I changed my appearance.

Are you in the "Light"? It's funny.
Yes, I know. he is hysterical.

I will fail at some point, I am sure of you. The boat as needed. As Gau said, leaning on his feet.

Writing is a hobby. Unfortunately, I only wrote one out of 70. It seems like a lot, but this is worse. Maybe it's because they're not paying attention or something. o Writers and Critics. I am writing a large table. Because I have not written lately, or because I do not believe.

Love RPGs and turn them into war. Final Fantasy VI is a great game and the best of the first six. I don't know much about this 3D, but I hope to play it one day. But I don't care. I saw Reformation 7 and just say I don't like my job.

The music is great. Especially in music video games. A few hours before I heard the band's music. Speaking of RPGs, we believe good battle music is essential in an RPG. Sure, they have different ideas about what's good music and what's not, but do you believe you're fighting to hear terrible music all the time? What is that pain?

A new mystery is playing out in prison. The 7th and 8th generations passed, the scouts knew that Shino could be cured of every disease, but they were not. The new game Mystery Lake has a lot in common with EoS, but it's bigger. I don't know why it is so difficult.

I seem to have lost the ability to do something funny (if I even started).

with this

Forgive me! Alas! ! !
It's missing! Use your friends! you! ! ! I'm back!
here you are! Good bye!
......... Goo .. .
Alas! It's missing! I am your friend! Let's go together!
Go... the best gift for them!
less! you will be silent!
Canada


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~ Leg drop: All actions are very disturbing ~

Psyduck (Female, Level 17) - March 10th
Psyduck animal of the month after a long time the leg is attached. But he wants something bitter and hard. After a few calls it worked fine until I realized I was calling. Psidak brought the Psidak leg. But the money is amazing. I think it has a rabbit's foot and a long sauce mark, though. I never thought something like this would happen... well, ever, I guess. The annoying thing about the SOS chain is that you can use the poke button when a pokemon is nearby. You know what: I won with a smile. So is the repair of the leg or the end of the drill balls. It is a stupid or dangerous lie. But it's another thing to knock, Cross says, to take something. This is sad. In the end I settled on Psyduck. The first leg is Psyduck and I want another one. He shot the woman with the brilliant Dragon Claw Punch and after the help took the man's leg.

Chansey (female, level 39) - July 13, 2021.
I was on the hunt for electric cars and luck was on my side. I sat there wanting to see my feet as soon as all the rings of the commuters were. But as a first attempt to get a Shiny Eevee, where I got a Shea Ponyta, I got a Shinsy Chancy. I stood up and started throwing long balls. No one can get this by trickery. Then the second animation finished and I was blown away. I used another Ultra Ball because I didn't want to use one of my champions and it was broken. I wanted to run away from there, but he hit me with a knife and ran away. Take my team on the ice. If a Pokemon runs inside you, it's lucky.

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Change the name:

Flowers -->
Kawaii ice cream ->
Sword of Ether -->
Giru-ruku -->
Fenton's Army ->
of Yuya's glasses ->
Point Paste (file name) ->
Pogo about pogo

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You have now reached the bottom of my page. But don't look ahead. No, what you have created is a song that will be sung for the ages. Parents tell their children stories of courage and perseverance that can be lifted to achieve goals that seem difficult and impossible. After years, one begins to see success. He will spend months and years in prison doing what his hero inspired him to do through the stories he heard as a child. With hard work and perseverance you will succeed. But who, tell me, is the brave boy? Did he do his job? Why, the answer is up to you. It is very encouraging to see what you have done today. I hope that now, as you begin this wonderful new journey, you will remember the wonderful goal that you have finally achieved today.

But for you
Nov 14 by Pogokira
Danny Welt
Nov 13 by Pogokira
Gau your friend~ <3
Nov 3 by Pogokira