R.I.P @ Life Orb
Ability: I run Hustle and it's pretty gimmicky, but man it pays off when I land a hit. Guts won't hurt anything though. ( Run away will xD )
EVs: 4 HP / 252 ATK / 252 SPD
Thunder Wave - Para-hax starts the trolling.
Hyper Fang - STAB and flinch. Para-flinch is annoying. It's pretty much Raticate's signature, so fitting it into a set makes me happy :)
Crunch - Sucker Punch is fairly workable, but most of the time anymore ghosts will try throwing an annoying status on you first... ( Or Gengar subs up )
Wild Charge / U-turn - Neither are going to have reliable accuracy, but I'd personally rather have the crazy powerful recoil move.