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Favorite Pokémon:
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Torkoal, Scrafty, Delphox (check my set to see why), Weavile, Electabuzz, Marowak, Zweilous, Zoroark (too much fun when you get this thing in a random match), Togetic and Giratina (it's my guardian angel/unearthly abomination in random matches). Also any poison and dark types, and especially Venomoth. Seriously, that thing should be illegal. Just ask Flaf. We both know how nasty that thing is.
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About me:
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Mechanism L. Veteran trainer, nerd, Poke'genics enthusiast and founder and CEO of Armaldocham Laboratories Co., where obsessive compulsive pokemon Nietzscheanism is hopelessly quaint. Pleased to meet'cha.
Apparently some people on the DB leave quotes here. Don't see
why not, I guess. Long as they ain't quotes from yourself, anyway. I only said something vaguely meaningful like once, maybe. I dunno. It might have been about Star Trek or something...
"The greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan."
-Carl Von Clauswitz
"Its this really weird place with really weird policies, hellbent on having everything without knowing why or how to handle it."
-Flaf
"No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise."
-Rorschach
"OCD is power"
-Rule one of Pokemon
"The right thing... what is it? I wonder... if you do the right thing... does it make... everybody... happy?''
-Majora's Mask
"This world is an illusion. You can hold it in your hand and still hold nothing. You... have accepted this? No, I think not. You still want it, don't you?"
-Heh. I'm not telling where I got that one from.
"Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for God's sake. Have you walked down Oxford Street recently? Misanthropy's the only thing that gets you through it. It's not a personality flaw, it's a skill."
-Charlie Brooker
"If there are two things I hate in this world, it's lies, and evil and LIES and BELL PEPPERS!!!"
-Bang Shishigami
So, I finally hit year here on the DB. Go me, I guess. Can't say how much I'll be around, but if I am, feel free to hit me up for info. or whatever. Not really got a lot of teams, if you wanna battle. I'm good for random battles on the DB server on showdown, so if you see me there and you're alright, feel free to gimme a challenge.
Battle technique- Burn it good, take advantage of type immunities, outplay your opponent, be unpredictable and slam on some hardcore Electro. 60% of the time, it works all the time. And if you do lose, the music will be so awesome you won't even care.
Weakness- Sub + setup sweepers. Seriously, they're like Kryptonite wrapped in a smallpox blanket for me. Also, stallers. Not hard, just boring and frustrating. My electro usually wears off before I'm half done with them, so I have to put on Deadmau5 instead. *sigh* It's just not the same.
Public enemies:
-Regigigas
-Cresselia
-Klefki
-Hypno (hide your kids)
-Blissey and Skarmory
-Scraggy and Zweilous (I love 'em both, but if you see 'em, they gotta die.)
-Liepard
-Venomoth (banned under the Geneva Convention)
-Trevenant (Enough Harvest, DIE ALREADY!)
-Mega Mewtwo (Seriously. Why the hell did they make this thing Mega?)
-Anything with "Mega" in it's title. Including Meganium. ESPECIALLY Meganium. It'll mess you up good.
Anything else? Oh, yeah. Don't use mega KangasKhan. It's roughly the same as tattooing the word "scrub" on your forehead.
Will post the idea for Mega Sudowoodo back on the DB when I can be arsed. And when I stop playing DOTA 2. So, never. Too bad. It was damn good. Stupid 8000 character limit. I just had to write a text wall, didn't I?
Well, may as well post the major details here.
Mega Sudowoodo
Type: Rock/Grass
Ability: Solid rock
Stats:
Hp- 70
Attack- 120
Defense- 200
Sp.atk- 30
Sp.def- 85
Speed- 5
New moves: Leech seed, refresh, head smash, solarbeam, vital throw, ingrain and heavy slam.
Any questions about it, post 'em on my wall. I thought it out pretty well. Not that any of you are actually reading this. Just humoring myself, really.
Moustache power.
Edit: Back again. Again. Kinda annoyed. So I caved in to peer pressure and got Pokemon Y, mostly thanks to my friends in Greece being better at it than me. 15 years I've been at this and my mates think they can be bigger tryhards than me. Oh, they are gonna regret that! I'll sick my Venomoth on them 'til they cry uncle.
So, I'm back. Also, currently "celebrating" 15 years of playing pokemon.
I probably should have baked a cake.
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