I was born from the womb of my asexually reproducing mother, Mom in the town of Pallet, the same day I was born I got my very first Pokemon from a professor who didn't even know the name of his own grandson so I got the chance of naming him. I chose Charmander as my starter and my rival, Assface chose Squirtle. I soon traveled around the Kanto region beating every gym, soon I had all 8 badges and went to challenge the Elite 4. Did I mention the fact that I TITALLY murdered Assface's Raticate? Soon I beat the Kanto Elite 4, and discovered that my rival, Assface became the Champion, he somehow was always ahead of me... I immediately rekt him and took his title as Champion. After that I caught all 150, the most challenging one being Mewtwo who was the most powerful Pokemon in Kanto, but somehow couldn't leave a cave because a trainer was blocking the only exit. After having all 150 Pokemon I was left to discover there was 1 more to catch... until I realized there were 800 more... It's as if each one or three years new Pokemon are discovered.... Anyway I went to the top of a mountain to find Mew to discover there were new Pokemon I've never seen in my life, and there were Dark and Steel types that changed everything. Some guy then challenged me on a mountain... I won't talk about it...
Anyway, years later Assface realized he could change his name and we went to the Champion leagues in Unova and after we traveled to the Alola region to be the leaders of a tree.