User BM™

Ok

Why are you saying I'm cringe

"It was like waking from a long dream...
But, now his father and sister have disappeared and no one else recognizes him...

Yet, the vision remains strong.
Deep within the corners of his mind, he hears it calling.
A different world...
A world of silence...
A world of darkness.
He moves toward it, feeling both fear and exhilaration.
He succumbs and the darkness welcomes him.

" You are the one "
the demon screeches.
Reaching deep within his own heart, he realizes that it is true.
Then, in that moment, reality washes away and the dream begins to take shape..."


"...Well, that escalated quickly..."

"Oh man. I'm not cute anymore, am I?"

"Guys with cool blue hair don't have to pay rent!"

"Get a job. And a new cat."

"Apparently translators were expensive back in the day."

"Meet the enemy less. Such grammar."

"It's 40 HP, stupid."

"Deposi your coin in the Ba."

"A sword has a long blade. Very informative."

"Memeko. The namage."

"Stop blocking my path you mediocre dunces!"

"I will not buy the Grass Man."

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but most animals live."

"I miss you being a not-muscular little guy with a stick."

"Gonghead."

"He has moved to level 2. Also he has obtained TimeWarp. Those people on level 2 must be fancy."

"Just stick your hand in the water and pull out a fish, ya dope."

Bepen

Since I don't have my paypal yet I take in game currencies as a payment method! Im currently running Genesis Crystals (Genshin in-game currency) or Welkin Moon's Blessing (same as the latter). Mostly Gencrys though since Welkin is a monthly thing.

Hit me up if you're interested :D

"Don't you just love the faithfully recreated pixel art Vaporeon hiding behind a tree that is literally a large brown stripe with no detail whatsoever?"

"Oh no the Raichu."

"YOUR FLOOR IS WOOOOOOOOOOD, AND IF I COULD MAKE MY TEN YEAR OLD SELF LESS CRINGE I WOOOOOOOOOOOOULD!"

"OMG super scary creepypasta Pikachu like OMG like like scary OMG."

"Why the hell did I decide that a Vaporeon who stands on two legs and wields a barbed wire whip was a good idea? Oh yeah. I was ten."

"Hm, yes, my favorite ship. Silver the Hedgehog x Kirlia."

"This depresses me."

"Did I seriously name it 'Lopunny's Team-Making Hut'? Real creative, ten year old me. Real freakin' creative."

"These stories get better the more the Windows XP Narrator reads them."

"Ah, my favorite starter Pokemon: ticked leaf ninja cat, depressed Charmander cat, and overly happy raindrop cat. Also robot cat. Though the weird black-and-rainbow Rayquaza rip-off was mildly cool."
(They weren't actually fan-made Pokemon but it was funnier when I reacted to them like that.)

"Apparently I decided that making a movie about a Pikachu electrocuting a Zubat was a good idea."

"A small square with feet. The skill involved in creating that, man..."

"Magical butterflies."

Beautiful. Truly a masterpiece. XD

Sonic is mid tier tbh

Gau cat

Name: Gau
Appearance: Blond Gau but a cat.
Personality: Gau

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