Mr. Fish. Or should I say... whatever creature you choose to look like today.
You think you are clever, being all sneaky all the time. But I have a feeling. A deep, unshakeable frog-instinct that says you know exactly how the 951-year Frog-Crab War started. King Klawf and I have compared notes. The frame-up required someone who could look like a frog to anger the crabs, and look like a crab to anger the frogs. Who else fits that profile perfectly besides a premier, top-ranking shape-shifter? You have 24 hours to step forward and account for your whereabouts for the last nine centuries.
YOUR DEFENCE MANDATE:
To clear your name, you must immediately reply to this message and formally declare the truth. If your response is anything suspicious, we will know you are deflecting.
CONSEQUENCES OF DEFIANCE:
-you will smell bad
-you will suck at stuff
-you will be mr fish
13 hours ago
by
Feeshy-Freggles
That was one of my first shinies, I'll have you know!!!!!
*deep breath, decides to defuse*
What was your first shiny? I hate it too! Wait oops I misclic
21 hours ago
by
Ax109