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User Zyla™️

Member for: 1 year (since Aug 12, 2023)
Type: Registered user
Gender: AI generated Pichu ❤
Country: WARNING: AFTER THIS PART IT'S ALL INSANENESSNESSNESSNESS DON'T READ IF YOU WANT TO PRESERVE YOUR MIND WITH PEACE AND QUIET (https://time.is/New_York)
Favorite Pokémon: Updated so it's not biased: 1. Dreepy. 2. Pichu. 3. Rockruff. 4. Ogerpon. 5. Magikarp.
Friend Codes: Showdown!: -

Discord: I have, but ask me first.

In Sword, Let's Go Eevee!: -

Cool dudes: Spex, J™️, Anchor9, SmolGlaceon, ~Eclipse~, Starry Whisper, Ferarri, JustATypicalPerson, FieryHalmar, ValiantOnion, NobleOnion, Banana, ~Silver~, ClodOfTheSire.
I most likely forgot your name on this, that's probably because I don't consider you a friend. If you put me on YOUR friend list, I'm totally gonna add you on to... whatever is this insanity.

That's it. Wait, this is the "Friend Codes" section. NAH! This is the "Pre-about Me" section now!

I am making a Bidoof Cult! Anyone wanna join?
Members:
Zyla™️ (Owner)
J™️
Mahathirio

Yay there's another one of these: the Furry Club
Members:
Zyla™️ (Owner)
SmolGlaceon

Why do I have a feeling that this isn't gonna so go good...? eh

#FizzForAdmin

I have literally copied my username because it's so hard to type it. I'm not lying! Gotta change it. NOT!
I actually got kicked off chat for 10 minutes as of 8/12/2023.

Well I mean Feesh got a Giratina, Suicune, Rayquaza (apparently) Kyogre, and NEW Giratina so-
QUIT CUTTING ME! Anyway, and he had Uxie and Entei before Regieleki, and afterward Azelf so about tha-
OH PLEASE SHUT UP. Also, he now has a Dracovish and-
*Latias whimpers*
By the way, Feeshtopher has got a Shiny Gimmighoul and Darkrai which-

I type so much that four times this day I can't write anymore wall posts.
Tell me, does my name remind you of a... shall we say... instrument? Spex and Gau (who changes her Grav everyday) know what I'm talking about.

Garchomp and Dragonite have sucky Shinies, change my mind.

Do you wanna know for how long I didn't make account 'til this day? Feesh had three Shiny Pokémon Gravs, them being Regieleki, Azelf, and Giratina. And had a Magby egg hunt before a Togepi egg hunt. Hehehe, that's false! A POSTPONE IS WHAT SCREWED ME UP.
About me: Feesh's Gravs:
- Uxie
- Entei
- Regieleki
- Azelf
- Giratina the OG
- Suicune
- Rayquaza
- Kyogre
- Giratina the Traitor
- Dracovish
- LATIASSSS LETS GOOOOOOOO
- Pheromosa
- Shadow Giratina

Shinies: Eevee, named Silver! Backstory: I was bored outta my skull, trading and asking for Hidden Ability Torchic in exchange for a Pokérus Glaceon and was hatching Eevee and Cleffa eggs for I think 15 hours. And after the 7-8 egg (Eevee, not Cleffa), a Shiny Eevee hatched out of the egg. I have named him Silver.
Marowak, named Ivory! Backstory: So, I wake up, and I play some Pokémon Sword! I wanna do some Max Raids, because I NEED berries. I saw a picture of a darkened out Marowak and was like, "I like Marowak! LET'S DO THIS BABY!" I went to the loading screen, waited for Marowak be shown, and I saw a... GREEN MAROWAK! And guess what ball I yeeted? Master Ball. Ivory is born!
Pikachu, named Chedder! Backstory: It was a mistake. I had no intention of getting the popular Pika or its Shiny. I was riding my bike like a maniacally to the Lake of Outrage to get berries (I wanted a Currymon since it had been never when I got my first Currymon). I ran over a Pikachu by mistake, and I was looking at my brother's game for a moment, when I saw it was Shiny. I freaked out, my mom told me to be quiet, and caught it in a Repeat Ball since I had no Level Balls. He sadly didn't have a Mark though.
Zubat, named Watermelon (Feesh's name idea)! Backstory: I was in the Cerulean Cave, trying to evolve a Alolan Geodude so I could touch trade evolve it once it evolved and after it evolved. I caught a big Zubat and wanted to get a Catch Combo at least 10 Zubat. Now, once I went past a green Zubat, I snapped to attention and ran as fast as frick to the Zubat. I didn't care that it was female because it was Shiny. Come on! SHINY MAN.
Hoppip, named Float! Backstory: VR was charging and the Xbox was occupied by my brother, so I decided to play some Pokemon Scarlet. I was goofing off and killing the entire Lechonk population when I realized that I could use the Picnic feature. I spent a great deal of time washing all my Pokemon before I decided to make a H A M B U T T ER sandwich. After I finished, I decided to catch a Tarountula when I saw a green Hoppip in a group of other Hoppip. I freaked out, pressed the X button and saved twice before starting a battle with it. After two Scratches from my Spirigatito (ain't no way I spelt it right) I finally caught it in a Luxury Ball.
Zubat, named Zubbies! Backstory: I swear I didn't have a catch combo of a stupid ton. I didn't decide here and now's when I'm gonna catch a Shiny Zubat. No, in fact, I blame MEWTWO SIJCE I WQS TYRNSAING TO SHINYHUNT IT THAT DAYDYGFHVDNDIOJSKDMVOMODKMXL
Karrablast, named Buggi!
Favorite Pokémon by Type:
Normal: Eevee/ Bidoof
Fire: Cinderace / Torracat
Ice: Glaceon / Snom
Fighting: Hitmontop / Riolu
Bug: U-turn (Metapod's cry played in my head for like 50 seconds before me putting U-turn) / Tail Glow
Steel: Meltan / Alolan Sandshrew
Dark: Zorua / Absol
Fairy: Cleffa / Igglybuff
Rock: Onix (first Shiny in Quest!) / Hisuian Growlithe
Electric: Mareep (for religious reasons; Hallucinogens has accepted me!) / Pikachu (Shiny in Sword)
Grass: Sprigatito / Chikorita
Dragon: Goomy
Psychic: Espeon
Ground: Marowak
Flying: Altaria / BIRB
Ghost: Mega Genger (Shiny only!) / Mimikyu
Poison: Poipole / Zubat
Water (genuinely forgot this): Wartortle

Eh, better off writing how I'm gonna get Hidden Ability Torchic.
0.5. Hope that the trading partner is a English person, or understands the "False Trade Name"*
1. Offer to trade a Solrock named "HA torchic??"
2. Offer the hecked Tapu Lele, or Pokérus Glaceon and hope that they get it.
3. Once they offer a Wooloo named "DontHave", cry.
BONUS:
4. If they are a non-english person, offer that Ditto that you caught.

*Okay, the "False Trade Name" is a method I learnt last year. First, nickname a Pokémon "Plz [PokémonNameHere]" or "this shiny??". Then, start up some trades. Offer to trade (but don't actually!) your nicknamed Pokémon. Hopefully, they understand and you get the wanted Pokémon! Have something valuable to trade, like a Shiny, or a Pokémon with Pokérus.
If I taught people here this method, I'm happy.

I... like YouTube. Showdown! salt is my favorite thing to watch. Temp bein' offline though... sad. I actually have some Pokémon with Pokérus. I'M NOT LYING! If ya want, let's set up a trade, right here, right now. (Er, my Nintendo Switch died 45 minutes and 19 seconds ago... Maybe later though.) Hm, you seem interested in how I got Pokérus. Wanna know how?

So I was doing a couple trades, for no reason, when I found somebody (can't and won't remember the name) who was offering a Manectric named "lusis". Now, at first I kept declining, hoping that they would get the hint and choose something else. But they kept offering it again and again and again AND AGAIN.

THE HECK IS PALWORLD?? IT'S A SORRY EXCUSE FOR POKÉMON!!

Whiteout, ER, I mean, Mr. Fish, I'm gonna get you for dissing my Shiny hunt skills!

Top stuff (just saying if you don't know what I'm talking about you're allowed to look it up... once):

Top songs:
1. Bad Liar
2. Numb
3. N/A

Top Video Games:
1. Pokémon Sword
2. Pokémon: Let's Go, Eevee!
3. Minecraft

Top Foods:
1. Bread
2. Pizza
3. Yellow rice

Top Animals:
1. Cats
2. Pandas
3. Foxes

... That's it I guess. What, you want MORE? Fine.

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There. I said it.

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I stole WhoGotzDaFud's Pikachu, which was originally Imyetihearmeroar (I do think they changed their name, now I have to do some searching o(TヘTo) actually I'm lazy soooooooooooooooooooo).
Stolen Pika: imyetihearmeroar -> WhoGotzDaFud --> Zyla™️ ---> FieryHalmar

QUOTES (post a random thing on my Wall and there's a 75% chance it ends up here, also in the chat room too)!!

"I swear Zyla just pops on and off at the worst times
Like no one'll be in chat and Zyla just pops on
And as soon as Zyla leaves everyone and their mother hops on" -Eclipse-

"Oh lol, honestly, the Emboar line is kinda dumb" -Mathathiro

"Liars hate pizza" - NobleOnion

"Why do you say Mythical Epical? *laughs* WHY DO YOU SAY MYTHICAL EPICAL?!" -My brother laughing at me for calling something a "Mythical Epical"

"Sooo for the holidays you spill milk for your cat but your cat doesn’t want to eat it" -Ferarri

"Cream puffs? Hah! I call them cream tarts!" -Zyla™️

"little known fact: i am not actually a taco in real life" -Hellfire Taco

"Gugyugubah!" -Dialga

"NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" -Inosuke

"yes im bored my friend, yes im bored my friend. yes im bored my friend, yes im bored my friend! (Read that in a monotone kinda voice.)" -One of my friends on Rec Room.

"Rai-GOOOHHH!" -Raging Neck- I mean Raging Bolt.

Firsts:

Account: "since Aug 12, 2023"

Got the ability to post on Walls: 20 minutes after that.

First comment: "commented Oct 25, 2023 by Zyla™️"

First question: "asked Nov 29, 2023; 250 views"

First upvote: See above; it's the answer I upvoted.

First (viewable) answer: "answered Jan 3, 2023"

First downvote: None, I don't like being negative!

Hundred points: 2/10/2024 (woke up to BA at the same time too, yay!)

Two hundred points: 7/5/2024 (at least, when I found out)

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Capital TM
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no
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