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Friend Codes:
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Showdown: BananaBro_Chaos / BananaBroSHSID / JiayouOligay666
Smogon: BananaBroSHSID
Discord: bananabro_chaos
chess.com: BananaBroSHSID
Minecraft: BananaBro_Chaos
Valorant: notBanana#chaos
Rec Room: BananaBro_Chaos
Pokemon TCG Pocket: 1083001075546908
become a banana and I will respect you
People that I respect:
Anchor9: Master of the Dhelmise Orb and my good friend
CinderClod: burning dirt of toxic doom
Zyla: AI Generated Pichu
RisingManectric: Fellow Showdown grinder and NU enthusiast
Mr. Fish: Xurkitree consumer
Tensa Zangetsu: The knower of all metagames
Silver: "rawr im a scawy mowdawatow"
BM: Natural prey of Fish
Spex: Flootah Maine
Starry Whisper: Sol :3
MangoBrick: Bro sprouts the most random words and dips, I love it
Amethyst: "Singlehandedly changing community opinion on necroposting :P"
FieryHalmar: Protector of Ecosystems and canonical son of Zygarde
Whistle650: Brother of Halmar and canonical son of Lugia...and Zygarde
Just A Typical Person: Avid Cherrim defender
GeckoGuy: Avid Cherrim attacker
If you're not on this list just talk to me more ig
#Banana
Alr fck it we invading into this section.
Quotes Wall:
"A flaming mold of poisonous dirt that resembles Cinderace." - Anchor to CinderClod, 2023
"Bro **** the average person" - Mr. Fish, 2024/1/2
"It doesn't matter how many friends you have. It matters how close you are to the friends you have." -Anchor, 2024/1/2
"Ultra Suscrozma, from Suscrozma Susk Mane and Suscrozma Sussy Wings" - Banana, 2024/1/2
"anyway i gtg ask my mom if we can have air fried pizza" - Zyla to me, 2024/9/1
"why do we call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?" - Spex, 2024/9/2
"you can food a food, you're just not trying hard enough" - Spex, 2024/9/2
"hehehehehe *foods your food*" - Spex after reading their quote, 2024/9/11
"i am mommy and daddy" - Silver, 2024/9/19
"rawr I’m a scawy mowdawatow" - Silver to intimidate NobleOnion, 2024/9/22
"rawr I’m a scawy mowdawatow!! Wet me in!!!! I want in!!!! Rawr!" - Silver trying to get into the DB Amoonguss game, 2024/9/22
"Is social credit actually a thing or am i being racist?" - NobleOnion, 2024/9/22
"fin fin fin or go go go" - MangoBrick, 2024/9/24
"fizz is theorized to have combustion cylinders fueled by atomically unstable pork rinds and red bull mixed with calcium carbonate" - Banana, 2024/9/24
"I prey on the inhabitants of that primary educational facility" - NobleOnion, 2024/9/25
"Idk about you guys but xurkitree looks delectable" - Mr. Fish, 2024/9/28
"Attempted manslaughter is not permitted in any way, shape, or form. Please refrain from permanently or temporarily damaging and traumatizing human beings, as potential consequences range from a minor giggle to a hydrogen bomb explosion. Proceed with caution." - Banana out of context, 2024/9/29
"A sink sprung a leak and my mom's laughing like she at a smile fruit" - Mr. Fish, 2024/10/1
"as a matter of fact, I am in an inescapable vortex of self-denial and self-hatred that forced me to believe that love is my only escape from my eternal spiral towards insanity" - Banana, 2024/10/5
"baskemtball" - BM, 2024/10/9
"i'd bury a bunch of voltorbs alive to use as landmines" - Jellohamster, 2024/10/10
"Through the glass, up my ass, we all running really fast" - NobleOnion, 2024/10/15
"seeing this with no context is like waking up to find yourself drowning in expired milk" - Spex, 2024/10/19
"Dhelmise glares with disapproval at enemies" - Anchor, 2024/10/20
"I was sneezing hard like a dad" "I was sneezing like I had kids" "My nose was running so much it outsped regieleki" "I was crying like I was on a YouTuber apology video, my best friend died, my crush rejected me, and my girlfriend dumped me all at the same time it was horrible" - Mr. Fish, 2024/10/20
"bananas hope to respect all species (other than those who discriminated our ancestors and inflicted humiliation and shame upon our bloodline)" - Banana, 2024/10/20
"feeling like rod wave I got a lot on my plate" - MangoBrick, 2024/10/22
"go go go or fen fen fen" - MangoBrick, 2024/10/23
"okay so when i tell you to nom me you dont nom me but you start nomming other people" - Starry Whisper to Spex after Spex starts eating me, 2024/10/25
"Free Diddy he's my boi, a weapon not a toy, he dont need drugs or money, just an 11 year old boy" - NobleOnion freestyling, 2024/10/25
"ClodOfTheSire, you dumpy-ass b****. You talk like a ganster but rat like a snitch, You lose at Showdown cos you skull is too thick, Not even SmolGlaceon wanted your lil' d***" - NobleOnion roasting CinderClod, 2024/10/25
"I wouldn't mind spex consuming me ngl" - Mr. Fish, 2024/10/26
"get in (my mouth)" - Spex, 2024/10/26
"Clod pulled a Clod, then Zyla pulled a Clod, then Zyla pulled a reverse Clod" - Banana, 2024/10/31
"And who's that sexy fellow next to you?" - Mr. Fish to me referring to Spex, 2024/11/2
"I was looking in a mirror" "There was a clown behind me" - Mr. Fish trying to explain the previous quote, 2024/11/2
"Live among the chaos and laugh amidst the pain" - Banana, 2024/11/7
"hairheads" - Ferrari, 2024/11/8
""zagged when he should've zigged" –Fizz, 2024" - Mr. Fish, 2024/11/15
"the kid is not a cylinder" - A friend of mine in Physics class, 2024/11/18
"bust lightfear" - BM, 2024/11/20
"Singlehandedly changing community opinion on necroposting :P" - Amethyst, 2024/11/28
"bleach sounds delectable" - Banana, 2024/12/9
"do I have enough sanity? no" "do I have enough motivation? maybe" "do I have a hydrogen bomb? yes (for legal reasons this is a joke)" - Banana, 2024/12/14
"I love miniors" - Just A Typical Person, 2024/12/16
"JuiceATropicalPineapple" - Spex to JATP, 2024/12/16
"This question is cute and I'm going to leave it for a bit so it can be enjoyed." - Fizz on a question asking if Pokemon can be traded through email, 2024/12/16
"That tornado would have a feast, getting free kills, slamming people against each other, ripping lockers off the wall and using them as projectiles, that tornado finna rip the water fountains off the wall, sending wires and water everywhere and electrocuting me, egghead at the end of the hall gonna hit the wall and splat, it'd be a murder fest." - Fish on tornado drills, 2024/12/21
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About me:
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bananas never die
ok but anyways
Hey guys, I'm BananaBro_Chaos (or just Banana) and I identify as a Banana (spiritually, but in this cursed reality I am what humans call a male). I am a huge competitive Pokemon fan (I don't have the money to get most Pokemon games (and by money I mean parents' money, I'm still a kid)), and am currently one of the National Dex players...that uses Mega Charizard Y.
Showdown Peaks:
Gen 8 NDAG: Top 50
Gen 8 National Dex: Top 450
Gen 9 OU: Top 500
Gen 9 National Dex: 1819 (Rank 40)
Gen 9 National Dex Doubles: 1546 (Rank 68)
Ranking (Battle-only forms don't count):
1. Marowak-Alola
2. Raichu-Alola
3. Porygon-Z
4. Volcarona
5. Trevenant
6. Exeggutor-Alola
7. Walking Wake
8. Clodsire
9. Slither Wing
10. Charizard
11. Annihilape
12. Raging Bolt
13. Garchomp
14. Gastrodon
15. Flutter Mane
16. Vulpix-Alola
17. Dragapult
18. Dracovish
19. Moltres-Galar
20. Chi-Yu
Favorite Mons based on types (If a mon is dual typed, I go by primary type):
Normal: Porygon-Z, Zoroark-Hisui
Fire: Charizard-Mega-X, Charizard-Mega-Y, Marowak-Alola, Darmanitan, Gouging Fire
Water: Tentacruel, Kingler, Kyogre-Primal, Gastrodon, Greninja-Ash, Dracovish, Walking Wake
Electric: Magnezone, Eelektross, Raichu-Alola, Tapu Koko, Regieleki, Raging Bolt
Grass: Exeggutor-Alola, Tsareena
Ice: Sandslash-Alola, Vupix-Alola, Ninetales-Alola, Spheal, Darmanitan-Galar
Fighting: Annihilape
Poison: Nidoking, Toxapex, Clodsire
Ground: Groudon-Primal
Flying: None
Psychic: Ponyta-Galar, Deoxys-Speed, Necrozma-Ultra
Bug: Beedrill-Mega, Pinsir-Mega, Galvantula, Lokix, Slither Wing
Rock: Cradily
Ghost: Gengar-Mega, Chandelure, Trevenant, Dhelmise, Flutter Mane
Dragon: Salamence-Mega, Rayquaza-Mega, Garchomp, Dragapult, Roaring Moon
Dark: Hydreigon, Moltres-Galar, Weavile, Chi-Yu
Steel: None
Fairy: None
Logic for bananas never die :o
Are there any sentient bananas that have died? No. Is the only existing sentient banana still alive? Yes. Therefore, bananas never die.
(no this is not flawed idk what you're talking about)
POKEMON TOWER DEFENSE COMING SOMETIME
Hall of Fame:
Gen 8 Nationa Dex OG Team*: https://pokepast.es/585fe0cc31a6e9e8
Gen 8 OU Sun Team*: https://pokepast.es/901208c9385ae27b
Gen 8 LC Sun Team: https://pokepast.es/fbb2b8d972f6ab42
Gen 8 National Dex Sun Team*: https://pokepast.es/8bb3c47df552744b
Gen 9 National Dex OG Zard Y Team: https://pokepast.es/720b8fb2cf126220
Gen 9 National Dex Zard Y HO Team: https://pokepast.es/dba12e6bd0e3530b
Gen 9 National Dex E-Terrrain HO Team: https://pokepast.es/12d97afd27b0a0e8
Gen 9 National Dex Hard Trick Room: https://pokepast.es/a08ea371ccc5c6dd
*Details may be wrong due to crappy memory & no replays available
Achievements:
Q&A SECTION:
2024/12/8: 500 Points
2024/12/16: 1000 Points
RMT SECTION:
2023/9/11 (oh sht): Front page of users
2024/10/10: First downvote NAURRRR
RANDOM THINGS I WROTE:
2024/9/11: The Lore of the Banana (https://pastebin.com/7hPXJimw)
My playlist :o
https://pastebin.com/sGB0RpyT
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