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About me:
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You want chaos? I'll give you chaos.
bananas never die
ok but anyways
Hey guys, I'm BananaBro_Chaos (or just Banana) and I identify as a Banana (spiritually, but in this cursed reality I am what humans call a male). I am a huge competitive Pokemon fan (I don't have the money to get most Pokemon games (and by money I mean parents' money, I'm still a kid)), and am currently one of the National Dex players...that uses Mega Charizard Y.
Showdown Peaks:
Gen 8 NDAG: Top 50
Gen 8 National Dex: Top 450
Gen 9 OU: Top 500
Gen 9 National Dex: 1819 (Rank 40)
Gen 9 National Dex Doubles: 1546 (Rank 68)
Ranking (Battle-only forms don't count):
1. Marowak-Alola
2. Raichu-Alola
3. Volcarona
4. Porygon-Z
5. Trevenant
6. Exeggutor-Alola
7. Walking Wake
8. Clodsire
9. Slither Wing
10. Charizard
11. Annihilape
12. Raging Bolt
13. Garchomp
14. Gastrodon
15. Flutter Mane
16. Vulpix-Alola
17. Dragapult
18. Dracovish
19. Moltres-Galar
20. Chi-Yu
Favorite Mons based on types (If a mon is dual typed, I go by primary type):
Normal: Porygon-Z, Zoroark-Hisui
Fire: Charizard-Mega-X, Charizard-Mega-Y, Marowak-Alola, Darmanitan, Gouging Fire
Water: Tentacruel, Kingler, Kyogre-Primal, Gastrodon, Greninja-Ash, Dracovish, Walking Wake
Electric: Magnezone, Eelektross, Raichu-Alola, Tapu Koko, Regieleki, Raging Bolt
Grass: Exeggutor-Alola, Tsareena
Ice: Sandslash-Alola, Vupix-Alola, Ninetales-Alola, Spheal, Darmanitan-Galar
Fighting: Annihilape
Poison: Nidoking, Toxapex, Clodsire
Ground: Groudon-Primal
Flying: None
Psychic: Ponyta-Galar, Deoxys-Speed, Necrozma-Ultra
Bug: Beedrill-Mega, Pinsir-Mega, Galvantula, Lokix, Slither Wing
Rock: Cradily
Ghost: Gengar-Mega, Chandelure, Trevenant, Dhelmise, Flutter Mane
Dragon: Salamence-Mega, Rayquaza-Mega, Garchomp, Dragapult, Roaring Moon
Dark: Hydreigon, Moltres-Galar, Weavile, Chi-Yu
Steel: None
Fairy: None
Favorite Pokemon Nicknames / Nicks that I have an attachment to (in Pokedex order):
Charizard / Charizard-Mega-Y: Chaos Incarnate
Charizard-Mega-X: Bombardment
Ninetales-Alola: Black Blizzard
Tentacruel: Octazooka
Electrode-Hisui: Light Sphere
Marowak-Alola: Harvestor of Souls
Dragonite: Goodnite & Goodbye
Porygon2: Geomatrix Jr
Mawile-Mega: 2v1
Metagross: meta.gross
Kyogre-Primal: Ocean
Groudon-Primal: Volcano
Rayquaza-Mega: Sky
Lopunny-Mega: Not a Furry
Garchomp: Landshark
Porygon-Z: Geomatrix
Excadrill: mol
Amoonguss: Trans Rights
Volcarona: Hephaestus
Clawitzer: Operator
Trevenant: Willow Wisp
Hoopa-Unbound: Bish Bash Bosh
Melmetal: $bash
Dragapult: Rendezvous
Maushold: Unlice the Mice
Espathra: "it's the bird"
Kingambit: Checkmate
Great Tusk: Rampage
Slither Wing: Taco Bell
Iron Treads: Tread Lightly
Iron Moth: Helios
Baxcalibur: stabby stabby
Roaring Moon: The Reckoning
Iron Valiant: C6H8O6
Walking Wake: WAKA WAKA
Gouging Fire: goug
Raging Bolt: Bolting Rage
Iron Crown: Coba Lion
Quotes Wall:
"A flaming mold of poisonous dirt that resembles Cinderace." - Anchor to CinderClod, 2023
"Bro **** the average person" - Mr. Fish, 2024/1/2
"It doesn't matter how many friends you have. It matters how close you are to the friends you have." -Anchor, 2024/1/2
"Ultra Suscrozma, from Suscrozma Susk Mane and Suscrozma Sussy Wings" - Banana, 2024/1/2
"anyway i gtg ask my mom if we can have air fried pizza" - Zyla to me, 2024/9/1
"why do we call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?" - Spex, 2024/9/2
"you can food a food, you're just not trying hard enough" - Spex, 2024/9/2
"hehehehehe *foods your food*" - Spex after reading his quote, 2024/9/11
"i am mommy and daddy" - Silver, 2024/9/19
"rawr I’m a scawy mowdawatow" - Silver to intimidate NobleOnion, 2024/9/22
"rawr I’m a scawy mowdawatow!! Wet me in!!!! I want in!!!! Rawr!" - Silver trying to get into the DB Amoonguss game, 2024/9/22
"Is social credit actually a thing or am i being racist?" - NobleOnion, 2024/9/22
"fin fin fin or go go go" - MangoBrick, 2024/9/24
"fizz is theorized to have combustion cylinders fueled by atomically unstable pork rinds and red bull mixed with calcium carbonate" - Banana, 2024/9/24
"I prey on the inhabitants of that primary educational facility" - NobleOnion, 2024/9/25
"Idk about you guys but xurkitree looks delectable" - Mr. Fish, 2024/9/28
"Attempted manslaughter is not permitted in any way, shape, or form. Please refrain from permanently or temporarily damaging and traumatizing human beings, as potential consequences range from a minor giggle to a hydrogen bomb explosion. Proceed with caution." - Banana out of context, 2024/9/29
"A sink sprung a leak and my mom's laughing like she at a smile fruit" - Mr. Fish, 2024/10/1
"as a matter of fact, I am in an inescapable vortex of self-denial and self-hatred that forced me to believe that love is my only escape from my eternal spiral towards insanity" - Banana, 2024/10/5
"baskemtball" - BM, 2024/10/9
"i'd bury a bunch of voltorbs alive to use as landmines" - Jellohamster, 2024/10/10
"Through the glass, up my ass, we all running really fast" - NobleOnion, 2024/10/15
"seeing this with no context is like waking up to find yourself drowning in expired milk" - Spex, 2024/10/19
"Dhelmise glares with disapproval at enemies" - Anchor, 2024/10/20
"I was sneezing hard like a dad" "I was sneezing like I had kids" "My nose was running so much it outsped regieleki" "I was crying like I was on a YouTuber apology video, my best friend died, my crush rejected me, and my girlfriend dumped me all at the same time it was horrible" - Mr. Fish, 2024/10/20
"bananas hope to respect all species (other than those who discriminated our ancestors and inflicted humiliation and shame upon our bloodline)" - Banana, 2024/10/20
"feeling like rod wave I got a lot on my plate" - MangoBrick, 2024/10/22
"go go go or fen fen fen" - MangoBrick, 2024/10/23
"okay so when i tell you to nom me you dont nom me but you start nomming other people" - Starry Whisper to Spex after Spex starts eating me, 2024/10/25
"Free Diddy he's my boi, a weapon not a toy, he dont need drugs or money, just an 11 year old boy" - NobleOnion freestyling, 2024/10/25
"ClodOfTheSire, you dumpy-ass b****. You talk like a ganster but rat like a snitch, You lose at Showdown cos you skull is too thick, Not even SmolGlaceon wanted your lil' d***" - NobleOnion roasting CinderClod, 2024/10/25
"I wouldn't mind spex consuming me ngl" - Mr. Fish, 2024/10/26
"get in (my mouth)" - Spex, 2024/10/26
"Clod pulled a Clod, then Zyla pulled a Clod, then Zyla pulled a reverse Clod" - Banana, 2024/10/31
Fakemon I have to make at some day:
Suscrozma
Musaceae Consioustum, the Conscious Banana
Castform-Mega-Dyna-Eterna-Gigantamax
Coding Projects:
ChessXCards (Old summer camp project im converting from C++11 to C++20)
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Animations (Broad project for math art and the like) <DEPRECATED>
Hectic bullet hell 4 player gravity based shooter imma make so my friends and i have c o n t e n t
Bomb throwing game random thingy XD
ChessXCards: Yes again but its better and its gonna support multiplayer
Pokemon TD Game: Thanks Jellohamster
if you guys have better ideas i am in desperate need of some
Hall of Fame:
Gen 8 OU Sun Team*: https://pokepast.es/901208c9385ae27b
Gen 8 LC Sun Team: https://pokepast.es/fbb2b8d972f6ab42
Gen 8 National Dex Sun Team*: https://pokepast.es/8bb3c47df552744b
*Details may be wrong due to crappy memory & no replays available
Achievements:
2023/9/11 (oh sht): Front page on RMT
2024/10/10: First downvote (in RMT) NAURRRR
RANDOM THINGS I WROTE:
2024/9/11: The Lore of the Banana (https://pastebin.com/7hPXJimw)
My playlist :o
https://pastebin.com/sGB0RpyT
sometimes I wonder if desperately wanting to talk to people while crying and breaking down is weird and socially unacceptable
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