hello frank. The 951-year Frog-Crab War is OVER. King Klawf and I have signed the sacred lilypad accords. We know the truth. We know the entire bloody conflict was a setup orchestrated by an evil, shadow-dwelling mastermind. My eyes are on YOU. your games are finished. You have 24 hours to join Team Ribbit as a reformed tactical asset OR ELSE. also you must immediately submit a formal 3-page biological proof explaining exactly why you would do such a thing as fake this entire war
IF YOU IGNORE OR DELETE THIS WARNING:
-Every single pickle in your refrigerator will instantly vanish, replaced by a single, mocking croagunk.
-You will go back to the goolag
-You will smell all musty for AGES
The era of your tyranny is over.
May 15
by
Feeshy-Freggles
