Final Fantasy 6 - King X Edition
Pika and Primal entered Ah Yes Castle, where they found a Greninja sitting on a throne. "Hi King X." Primal said in a dull manner. X's eyes, which were purple and green for some unknown reason, went wide. "AH YES INDEED!" he screamed and randomly flirted with Pika for reasons unknown as she gave him a 'wtf' look. Primal decided not to get involved in such blatant lameheadedness and left. By the time King X decided to ask Pika some question that he couldn't remember, she was gone. She had left ten hours ago. "AH YES I MUST BECOME A PIKA SIMP!" King X said and Googled Pika before printing out pictures of her before plastering them to his bedroom wall and burning all his Pyra pictures. Luckily, neither Pika nor Primal saw his Pika simping room, as the next day, Ah Yes Castle was under attack by Enneth. "DOOOOORP I'M GOING TO PEE ON THIS CASTLE IN THE NAME OF PEELOR POOPLE" he screamed and proceeded to pee on the stairs of the castle in a manner that he thought was epical. Of course, all the guards stared blankly at Enneth's forces, which were in Derpitek Armor. All the Derpitek Armor was painted in dumb colors and had assorted N x Parlor Swipple art painted on it with baked beans. Enneth, who noticed that everyone was unphased, started blasting Parlor Swipple 'music' and 'singing'. "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I PEEEEEEEEEEEE NONSTOOOOOOOOOOOP DORP DORP DORP DORP DORP DORP PEEEE-EEEE-EEEEEEEEEEE OH I PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND THEN TURDETHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IN A SHOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SO DORPING BITE OFF MY EARNOSESSSSSSSSSS" One of the guards then shot Enneth and he died as Pika, Primal, and King X went to see what was going on. Of course, King X had been singing along to I Liek 2 Pee and Primal was two seconds away from cutting him with his Scree Knife. However, ten million Enneths stormed the castle and peed on it, much to the exhasperation of anyone with half a brain cell. Then the Derpitek Armors started yeeting baked beans at the castle, and someone clicked a switch. Ah Yes Castle submerged into the sand and Pika, Primal, somehow, and King X rode off of Chocobos. But in the middle of the ten million Enneths' derpy victory dance, the Derpitek Armor charged at Pika, Primal, and King X. They hopped off their Chocobos and Pika set the Derpitek Armor on fire, burning off all of the Parlor Swipple art. "AH YES! PIKA KNOWS MAGIC!" King X exclaimed. Primal looked at him like he was an idiot. "Oh, you don't say?" Primal then beat the crap out of the Derpitek Armor and they hopped back on their Chocobos. "AH YES, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PIKA KNOWS MAGIC! IT IS ODDLY SPECIFIC INDEED!" Pika had fallen asleep on her Chocobo because King X was driving her freaking insane. Then her Chocobo ran across the water somehow and to a far-off continent. Primal decided not to pursue her because she didn't want to know what would happen. By the time Pika woke up, she was sitting inside of Emperor Parlor Swipple's place as a boy hung onto her Chocobo's leg and sung Bau Triller epically. Parlor Swipple peed her pants which she had been doing for the last hour. "OH ENNETH DERP YOU MUSTVE COME FOR MY NEW SONG WHICH GOES LIKE THIS OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH DOR-OR-OR-OR-OR-OR-ORRRRRRRP I TURD AND I HATTH TO TURRRRRD BUT I STILL TURD IN TWO BILLION SHOESESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" Then the base exploded because her voice sucked so much, and the world was torn apart because her voice sucked so much, and five hundred unrelated things happened because her voice sucked so much. One year later, Pika's eardrums had finally healed and Parlor Swipple was yeeted into space by Primal who unleashed his esper-gained Flood. King X had simped over ten hundred, as he thought 'one thousand' was unsophisticated, different girls, and when he saw Pika again, he turned back into a Pika simp. Then the process repeated itself over and over again and Parlor Swipple kept coming back to life and peeing in rivers and sung annoying 'songs' that tortured everybody. Soon the world kerploded and frocky whee heads moved to a new planet and all the lameheads imploded unepically.
The end.
May 1, 2021
by
Gau
I love it. XD
I got RPG Maker MZ yesterday, and I loaded up the tutorial game (it shows you how to do this and that). I changed the enemies' names to 'Mini Parlor Swipple', 'Josh Kool Alt', 'Hauhead', and 'Enneth Family Member', and the boss's name to 'Enneth'. All the dialogue was changed to stuff about Enneth blasting Parlor Swipple music and such, and I changed the names of the characters and the names of the attacks. I deleted it afterwards, but the comedy, man. XD
Apr 30, 2021
by
Gau
