The Gladion Creation Story
After Lusamine made the Weather Trio, aside from Kyogre, lameheads, the Lake Trio got an idea. They temporarily stopped Lusamine by dropping an infant on her head, and she believed that it was her child. On its little blanket was the name 'Gladion'. This child was created by the Lake Trio, and they gave him a special destiny. Lusamine took care of Gladion for a year, but then walked up to Yveltal and screamed "HI WOULD YOU LIKE A MCDONALDS HAPPY MEAL" Luckily, before she could force-feed Yveltal the Happy Meal, another infant was dropped on her head, this time a girl named Lillie. This child was created by Mew simply to drop on Lusamine's head. She sadly didn't stop trying to make Pokemon lameheads. She also teamed up with N to distribute the lamehead Happy Meals. Twelve more years passed, and Gladion reached the age of thirteen. All the Pokemon had become lameheads. Even Kyogre. He knew it was his destiny to save the Pokemon world. So he used his special life force to banish Lusamine and N to the other world, where they would forever play Bingo with Giratina. This also cured some Pokemon, like Kyogre, which made them not be lameheads anymore. However, he was killed in the process, and a large statue was built in his honor by the Gladion fangirls, who worshipped it every day. But then, one day, he rose from the dead, only to see that years had passed. The Gladion fangirls had been spread thin. And what was worse, Lusamine and N had been released from their Bingo-with-Giratina prison. Lameheads were everywhere. And to this day, he lives, his goal to stop them.
Nov 10, 2020
by
Gau
When I imagine "come on down to X Park and have yourself an N", I imagine Lusamine with a guitar singing "come on down to X Park and have yourself an N" as tentacles sprout out of Hau's mouth while Pika and Gladion fly through the air on angel wings and N flops around like a fish out of water as X's head and arms spin around in circles and his legs shape themselves into a pretzel shape and Y swoons.
Nov 10, 2020
by
Gau
