Wall for BottomlessSea (page 45)

O my hero, my beloved,
You left me sad and in cry!
I went and screamed
For you to please
Bring me baked beans!
I'm really sad
'Cause I'm hook-nosed
And a lamehead's Barbie!
So I went and screamed
Into Locke's brain
For him to please smooch me!
I'm so sad
That I cried, and et cetera!
And it made me sad
Because I am sad
That everything is sad!
I'm a Barbie
Who is hook-nosed,
And I'm just lame and dumb!
I'm magic and stuff,
But my brain's made of flies,
So I am saddeth and cry!
So please smooch me,
'Cause I'm still sad
And too lame to shut up!
I'm Maria and stuff,
And Locke's girlfriend died!
So pity him and cry for me!

Indeed.

I was playing Final Fantasy 6 and this one lady who was being chased around by an Imperial Soldier said "Wanna get hitched?"

Gau was in the front of my party.

Let the somewhat awkwardness of that sink in.

https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Setzer_Gabbiani

Ultra Necrozma

(imagines the Digimon theme song but with 'pizza' instead of 'Digimon')

Pizza are the champions

Gau's Feral Pizza - Sourced From Wild Ingredients

I'll hire Gau to make pizzas as well. He can use Fire to cook 'em fast~

Gau is cute~

XDXDXD