Pokémon Rate My Team

Wall for Meowstic (page 3)

I can't tell if that image is meant to convey genuine interest or boredom lmao

basically there was some movie that I would basically watch all day everyday when I was 3-4 and staring at a screen all day majorly messed up my eyesight or something and one day I just woke up with really odd vision, it was like you would look at something and right next to it would be half of it but semi-transparent
naturally this was not good so the vision doctor guy whose official title I forgot was like "oh let us put on an eyepatch" which did nothing so he gave me glasses which did nothing so I had surgery
I actually don't remember much of it but they gave me a doll with no face or clothing or anything and they made me lie on a bed thing and made me smell some strawberry air.
strawberry air made me sleepy and then when I woke up I was blind so I yelled
went around in a wheelchair for a while out of being blind and then I guess I regained sight

there was also another time I killed one of my fingers so I probably had to have something for that
Mar 5, 2017 by Hexahedron
nah, I was born male

I did have surgery once though because my eye (don't remember which) was fkn things up and making me have trippy vision. had to wear an eyepatch for a long time and have glasses but neiter worked so they gave me surgery when I was like 6 or smth idr
still have really bad vision though
Mar 5, 2017 by Hexahedron
just take my word for it man I don't wanna get arrested for trying to prove it
Mar 5, 2017 by Hexahedron
heck
Jan 27, 2017 by Flommo
The laty ruled on his thone as he crushed the st00pid ladies and gents who were lesser than him (AKA literally everyone)

are ya still furever alone or you got a new gal now ;)))
Jan 22, 2017 by SylveonIsEvil
Me! ^^
Jan 11, 2017 by Torchic the Ninja~
Yay!
*Is petted*
Me! :3
Jan 10, 2017 by Torchic the Ninja~
well i aint straight that's for sure
Jan 10, 2017 by wokeboke
Screwdriver? ^^'

Uhh... Okay!
Pet meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :3
Jan 9, 2017 by Torchic the Ninja~
i'm a sandwich btw
Dec 29, 2016 by wokeboke