Hey Metalic Insectiod, I was thinking of E-Mailing this letter to a friend, do you think it needs work? :P
October 25, 2018
Dear Paul,
Play better shooting games than Fortnite, please. LIke (G-Mod) TTT, Batlefeild, Star Wars Battle Front, Halo, GTA V, Just Cause 3 (or 4), Borderlands, Bioshock, Fallout, Rainbow 6 Siege, Watch Dogs, CS GO, Half Life 2, Doom even, just not fortnut. Fortnight will make you worse at shooting than Shuckle is Viable with Choice Scarf. I know your Metalic Insecoidic Brain is small and far less advanced than us Hive mind UBs, but Fortnite is poisoning you, literally. I mean, you are a Steel type for crying out loud! We though Corrosion was our biggest fear, but who knew stupid free Battle Royal games could rot our Minds more than Salazzle can melt it! I implore you to STOP PLAYING FORTNITE before you're completely lost to the abyss…
I mean, your already dead and soulless, but, there are people who care about you...
Your Most Loyal Wall,
Staka
Oct 25, 2018
by
Staka~
