Pokémon Rate My Team

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PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
But wait! There's more! He'll try to buy a Gen 7 Pokemon game using Nintendo eShop to grind shinies and build a team there, only to realize that the eShop shut down
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
XD
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
Finally, he'll get on Sword, only to realize that he hasn't bought Nintendo Switch Online
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
Then in Violet, he'll try to set up a Link Battle using Wireless Communication only to realize that it doesn't work
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
And then when he realizes that you guys are playing a modern game, he'll whip out Legends: Arceus only to realize there is no online battling
-RisingManectric-
2 hours from now
lol
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
I just knew it was possible.
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
Yeah you're finally making funny jokes.
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
Wow my Pokey Man knowledge coming in handy
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
XD
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
And when he realizes that you can't connect the Link Cables across states, he'll try and connect to the WiFi in Diamond
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
Oh god that's a good one-
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
And then when he is ready to battle he'll grab his Link Cable for Gen 3 only to realize that you guys are battling in 8
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
XD
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
He'll say that he's hunting Wild Double Battles in Eterna Forest while in Viridian Forest in Crystal
~Whiteøut~
2 hours from now
XD
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
"can't battle rn hunting arceus" he'll say while playing Emerald.
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
And then he'll try and get the Eon Ticket at the SS Anne only to realize that the event isn't working anymore even in 3 and it isn't even in Gen 1 games
-RisingManectric-
2 hours from now
LOL
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
sadth that's almost your entire life
~Whiteøut~
2 hours from now
I've been trying to shiny hunt Yoshi for 7 yeers!
~Whiteøut~
2 hours from now
Wait WHAT?!
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
XD
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
Only to realize that Yoshi in Pokemon was a hoax
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
And then he'll try and hunt shiny Yoshi in the Gen 1 games
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
I can't be the only one who finds this hilarious.
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
And then I challenge him and he's too busy Shiny hunting all 4883 Pokemon.
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
"ii coulds beats GOKU tents in a battel" he says while I'm not in chat due to internet.
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
XD
~Whiteøut~
2 hours from now
Then it'll take him another 3,000 years to realize Koraidon isn't even in Sword and Shield.
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
Corey Donald
J™
2 hours from now
Yes
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
Yeah, it'll probably take him that long to find a Shiny Koraidon.
~Whiteøut~
2 hours from now
7,000 years at least. At the VERY least.
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
Guys, place bets. How long will it take us to battle?
Apr 14, 2023 by Gau
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
Why do I get the feeling that someone who screams at me in all caps for talking about Dragon Ball and can't spell my name isn't that good at Pokemon battling?
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
Gotents
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
Goku tents
:)cringeeeee
2 hours from now
Gtg
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
Gohkooh
:)cringeeeee
2 hours from now
An GOKU tents can’t beat me in a Pokémon battle
:)cringeeeee
2 hours from now
Ok
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
I'm speedrunning to the post-game so I can do that glitch that allows me to catch the Pokemon in the Battle Tower
PeeKayFreeze
2 hours from now
Kyogre will just carry me which is nice
Gokutenks
2 hours from now
Kroger? More like Kellogg's.
PeeKayFreeze
an hour from now
Time to speedrun the Sapphire endgame with Kroger.
PeeKayFreeze
an hour from now
Welp
Gokutenks
an hour from now
"Calling a Magnemite "non-binary" is like calling a magnet "non-binary"; it just won't make sense."
PeeKayFreeze
an hour from now
My Kyogre has Timid nature.
PeeKayFreeze
an hour from now
Oh cool
Gokutenks
an hour from now
"I'm a short man with a tail and I'm gonna kill everyone!1!!1!1"
Hallucinogens
an hour from now
they live up to their name
:)cringeeeee
an hour from now
Lol
:)cringeeeee
an hour from now
Passiman?
Gokutenks
an hour from now
Fun fact: it gets hard to take the Saiyans seriously when you notice the little furry monkey tails they wrap around their waist like a belt.
:)cringeeeee
an hour from now
Brrrrrr
:)cringeeeee
an hour from now
NAMED GOTEN!?
:)cringeeeee
an hour from now
So a yellow riolu
Gokutenks
an hour from now
Me with a Shiny Riolu named Goten:
:)cringeeeee
an hour from now
The closest is probably lucario
:)cringeeeee
an hour from now
THAT ISNT A POKÉMON OMG
Gokutenks
an hour from now
Also, chill on the caps.
:)cringeeeee
an hour from now
THIS IS POKÉMON
:)cringeeeee
an hour from now
YOU MEAN PORYGON Z
Gokutenks
an hour from now
Goku is my favorite Pokemon, of course.
:)cringeeeee
an hour from now
WHAT FOES GOKU HAVE TO DO WITH POKEMON
Gokutenks
an hour from now
Dragon Ball Z
:)cringeeeee
an hour from now
BRUH WHAT ARE U TALKIN ANOUT
Apr 13, 2023 by Gau
RedMikki07
2 hours from now
out of context
-VoltMadness-
2 hours from now
lol
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Giru: "There's hair strand 478. There's hair strand 479..." Me in background: "DrEEgoON BeeAALLZZsss! YeeEEaaaEEaaahh!!- crap does anyone have a spare banjo I can borrow?"
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Yeah, it's our new occupation. Sees sings beautiful music and breaks his banjo over someone's head, I describe every single inch of Goku's outfit in extreme detail.
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
I'm trying to spread the gospel of Dragon Ball as if technology didn't exist.
Pogokira
2 hours from now
That made me laugh way harder than I should've.
RedMikki07
2 hours from now
what
Pogokira
2 hours from now
XD
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
(*bad strumming* dun doing dang) (*bad singing*)Oooooh yeaah find the dragon balls die while your'e at it!!! Why am I heerre? Darkness in mi sooEeoluulllll!! YEhaeh! (*breaks a string*)
Pogokira
2 hours from now
darn i wish i could draw this looks hilarious in my head
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
lol
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Creates a "we just escaped from a mental hospital" kind of atmosphere.
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Oh yeah, you can also sing some cringey edgy song while you play the banjo.
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
.n.
Pogokira
2 hours from now
I'll go get you a really dopey outfit while you get a banjo.
-VoltMadness-
2 hours from now
Ok. (Goes and takes all of Hope's cereal boxes)
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Volt please hide his cereal boxes.
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Volt can help you though. He knows how to play the Saxophone, which is definitely similar enough to a Banjo.
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
I'll be inside reading cartoons on the back of the cereal box.
-VoltMadness-
2 hours from now
lol
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Your role will be to poorly play the banjo while I deny all association with you.
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Eh, good luck with that.
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Come on Sees we need to spread the story of the Dragon Ball manga on the street corner.
Apr 6, 2023 by Gau
Pogokira
2 hours from now
I wish I knew. Now I want it to exist.
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
Yeah i wanna buy it too
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Where can I buy this game?
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
Lol
Pogokira
2 hours from now
XD
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
(Credits role, Carmen jumps across the screen holding an ancient artifact or something while smol Goku, the devil, and Chi-Chi with dirty hands watch in amazement. Also, Star Trek theme or something.)
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
Yeah
Pogokira
2 hours from now
So yeah, that's a something.
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
XD
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
Wow
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
She's washing dishes does she really need to wash her hands?
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Then, um... the end?
Pogokira
2 hours from now
She explains that it's because she just reached puberty.
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
What
BM™
2 hours from now
Mr Satan
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Goku realizes that it's been taking her a while to wash her hands recently. I'm not sure how he noticed that, but all righty.
Pogokira
2 hours from now
The game starts off (after Satan of course) with Chi-Chi washing dishes while Goku sits in the background. Also he was wearing his original outfit because he and Chi-Chi were kiddeths. Nice touch, subconscious.
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
Sounds like smth i'd play
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Wow, that is truly something...
Pogokira
2 hours from now
v
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Carmen Sandiego on the game boy color made by Star Trek that takes place in hell with the devil but it's Dragon Ball.
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
Nice
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Moving on, it turns out this game isn't about Carmen Sandiego, Star Trek, or the devil. It's about Dragon Ball.
Pogokira
2 hours from now
I started the game, and also Satan. I'm... not sure what he had to do with Carmen Sandiego, but he was a character apparently.
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Lol
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
Cool
Pogokira
2 hours from now
You could tell it was good because it had a high-resolution Enterprise (yes, from Star Trek) on the title screen.
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
I dont know
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Probably
Pogokira
2 hours from now
In this dream, I decided to play a Carmen Sandiego game on the Game Boy Color (does that exist?).
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
What was played at the Geeroo Dream Theater?
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
Cool
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
:D
Pogokira
2 hours from now
There he is. I had a dream. Geeroo Dream Theater's reopening.
Mar 31, 2023 by Gau
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Goten mentor
Pogokira
2 hours from now
That is beautiful beyond belief.
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Did I just watch a 27 minute video about Goten training Bardock to be a Super Saiyan in the Dragon Ball Super manga? Yes, but why are you asking such a specific question?
Mar 24, 2023 by Gau
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Ace Sajjan in unknown location: "KaaameeeehAAAAMEEEEE-" *dies*
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Sounds so ridiculous that it's almost cool.
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Infinite SS Saiyan Jiro though.
Pogokira
2 hours from now
"As the years pass, Ace Sajjan is out of sight, preparing to unleash his incredible powers. Then he died."
Mar 21, 2023 by Gau
OceanTempest
2 hours from now
yeah we’re definitely talking about you at all times glaceon.
Yang
2 hours from now
Theory: this chatroom needs therapy
Pogokira
2 hours from now
guys goku and vegeta have similar hair so they are OBVIOUSLY long-lost twins
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
me?
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Fact: They aren't.
OceanTempest
2 hours from now
they have blue hair. they must be related!
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Theory: you need to sober up.
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
ok i guess
Agent 5
2 hours from now
Theory: Lana and Cress are related
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Yeah. Darn keyboard.
-VoltMadness-
2 hours from now
-9000? Don't you mean -99999009030868304560?
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
PK no
PKBroccoliHead
2 hours from now
Lana+Luna combination
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
oh god that name
PKBroccoliHead
2 hours from now
Lauhnuh
PKBroccoliHead
2 hours from now
I think in about 10 minutes I'll be able to battle. I trained all the mons I wanted to use
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
lol
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Luna
Pogokira
2 hours from now
It's -9000
PKBroccoliHead
2 hours from now
Alright I'm ready/
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
Agent 5 do you actually have a girlfriend or smth? Lana aint real
Agent 5
2 hours from now
Lana’s power is over 9000
Mar 19, 2023 by Gau
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Goten has fused with Trunks to bring luck (and Oinkolognes apparently).
PKBroccoliHead
2 hours from now
YES
Pogokira
2 hours from now
I swear I get into Dragon Ball and then references keep popping up
Pogokira
2 hours from now
DRAGON BALLLLLLL
Pogokira
2 hours from now
GOTENKS
Goth Glaceon
2 hours from now
Imma start with Kilobyte
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Gotenks sent me an Oinkologne. GOTENKS!
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
This HAS to be one of your accounts, right?
Pogokira
2 hours from now
Whichever you like.
Light Hope ♡
2 hours from now
Ok, Giru
Mar 17, 2023 by Gau
PKBroccoliHead
2 hours from now
"HIYA GOKIDS !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997]] GIRU GIRUTON S GIRUTON!"
Mar 16, 2023 by Gau
BM™
2 hours from now
"Hey fatty, go step on a scale! I bet it'll say over 9000" says Giru to Majin Buu before she gets dragged away by Bee Pen
Mar 14, 2023 by Gau