Wall for BM™ (page 23)

Swirlix @ Focus Sash  
Ability: Unburden  
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe  
Timid Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Sticky Web  
- Magic Coat  
- Yawn  
- Endeavor

(points to "data safety" in an app's page)

Your mom melted

Because they are...and I can...

Yu-Gi-No!
by someone who should definitely stop thinking past 11 PM

~ "Imagination, these horrors are your creation." -drunken bootleg Kid Goku, 2023 ~


"And now I play... EXODIA! Get pwned, b*tch!" Yugi yelled, standing on his tip-toes so he could see the field. Nothing happened. "What the f*ck?" he asked no one in particular, looking at the four cards he'd placed.
"Nice try, Yugi, but you clearly didn't read the instructions. You need five Exodia cards, not four." his rival and opponent, Seto Kaiba, said.
"What the hell are you talking about?!" He grabbed his deck and started digging through it, unwittingly breaking one of the most common rules since card games were invented. To his horror, the Left Arm of Exodia was in his deck. "Damn it!" he screamed, because he apparently does that a lot.
"Oh, and by the way, you lost the second you started searching through that pathetic deck of yours." Kaiba sneered. Yugi wanted nothing more than to smack that look off of Kaiba's face. However, he'd need a stepladder to reach Kaiba's face, and he didn't have one on hand.
"Sh*t! Damn f*cking damn it!" he screeched, tearing at his hair and punching things, somehow with his deck still in hand the entire time, as Kaiba casually took the elevator down the skyscraper they happened to be in.
"Dayum, Yugi! You were supposed to kick his ass!" Tea, because adding an accent over the 'e' is extremely difficult for some reason, scolded.
"I-I'm sry, Tea." he murmured, looking down at his feet in an attempt to hide that he was blushing like an anime character. "I... wanted to tell you something, though."
"What is it, Yugi?"
"I f*cking love you!" he burst out, which made her jump three feet into the air. "That came out wrong! What I meant to say is, do you want to go out with me?!" He squeezed his eyes shut, praying that she'd say yes. Everything was completely silent, until it wasn't.
"I'm sorry, Yugi, but I don't." His jaw dropped, eyes still closed. "You're... well, you aren't nice, but you're... uh... you're something kind to say. Anyway, you look like a little boy since you're like half my height, and we're just friends, okay? Bye!" Before he could respond, Tea disappeared into thin air, never to be seen again. Everything was completely silent. Again.
"#rejected"
"You know, Yugi, I could help you with girls. They love me." Yami said attractively, because it was true. Almost every girl in existence fell for him, and those who didn't were burned at the stake by enraged and insulted fangirls.
"Idgaf, Yami! Tea #rejected me and I don't need your help!" Yugi snapped at the spirit behind him, unaware that he looked like a total weirdo because Yami was invisible.
"Fine, Yugi. If you want to struggle with girls because you're small and lose duels constantly, that is your choice." he sighed suicidally. Yugi flinched, hurt by Yami's words because he was short.
And at some point he had reopened his eyes.


~*~*~*~*~omg sparkles and stuff~*~*~*~*~

Yugi stared at the new student, like he had been doing the entire day. Her name was Reeda Sew, and she had beautiful, long, glistening, flowing locks of an unspecified color, mesmerizing eyes the color of eyes, and flawless see-through skin. Luckily, her organs weren't visible, but if they were, it wouldn't detract from her beauty at all. The moment Yugi saw what was visible of her, he knew he was madly in love with her.
She sat down next to him under the tree he happened to be sitting under, and he knew his heart was beating.
"I'm Yugi Moto, and damn you're hawt!" he screamed, somehow misscreaming his own name. Reeda looked down at him like he was on drugs, and he immediately felt self-conscious about being short. However, he ignored it because there was a hot girl sitting next to him. At least, he assumed so because her hair and eyes weren't see-through. 'She's so beautiful when she thinks I'm on illegal substances...' His heart accelerated.
"I'm, uh, I'm Reeda. Reeda Sew." she said, clearly very awkward because a random short guy was hitting on her. He stared at her more, stunned and amazed that she'd responded to him. They sat there for a few minutes, literally nothing happening except Yugi having profound thoughts, such as 'she's beautiful and lovely and an angel and amazing and beautiful and smart and beautiful' while his heart shifted gears.
However, she was staring at a building way off in the distance, somehow able to see someone through the window despite it being, as previously stated, way off in the distance. Yugi followed her gaze, gasping when he realized that there was someone looking out of the window, which he really shouldn't have been able to know.
"Kaiba!" he gasped.
"So that's his name...?" Reeda asked, drooling like a complete weirdo. Yugi's eyes almost fell out of his head when he realized that Reeda Sew was in love with Seto Kaiba and not him.
'Wtf?!' he shrieked mentally, heart pounding. 'I talked to her and she's beautiful, why the f*ck doesn't she love me?!' Then, a horrifying thought occurred to him. 'It's because I'm short!' He immediately became a yandere and decided he would kill Kaiba so that Reeda would have no choice but to become his girlfriend.
Assuring himself that his plan made total sense, he somehow teleported into Kaiba's office. Kaiba turned around, looking unimpressed.
"Kaiba, you sh*t-for-brained baboon! How f*cking dare you steal Reeda Sew from me, you f*cking b*tch!" Yugi shrieked unmentally.
"You're as incomprehensible as ever. I'd appreciate you getting out of my office now." Kaiba replied.
"Not until I've killed you!" Yugi's eyes began to glow for dramatic effect as he pulled out a lightsaber and swung it at Kaiba's neck. At least, he attempted to. He ended up aiming for Kaiba's knee. Regardless, he took one step to the side and Yugi fell flat on his face.
"F*cking f*ck!" he cursed, as always.
"Really, Yugi? You can't play Duel Monsters, you can't get a girlfriend, you can't grow past four foot three, and you can't swing a lightsaber. Is there anything you can do?"
"Stfu! You stole the love of my life from me and you're about to get #deleted! Sry not sry" the midget cackled evilly. Kaiba was still unimpressed. He pulled a briefcase out from under his desk and opened it. With a smirk, he took out his rechargeable double-edged KaibaCorp.-brand lightsaber which changed colors and could make popcorn. And it was Blue-Eyes White Dragon themed in some way.
Yugi stood his ground, but trembled because he knew his lightsaber, which was really a glow stick with a handle, wouldn't stand a chance. But before either of them could make a move, Reeda Sew flew in through the window. Yugi gasped, his heart nearly exploding. Kaiba's heart nearly exploded too, but that was because he was horrified and she'd damaged his amazing window.
"Seto Kaiba!" she screamed even louder than Yugi usually did, breaking another window. "Since the moment I saw you a few minutes ago, I knew I loved you! Let's go out and get married and have kids all in the span of two weeks!"
Kaiba's disgust could not be put into words, so he struck Reeda Sew's invisible face with his KaibaCorp. lightsaber. To his shock, it broke on impact with her soft, silky, delicate see-through skin.
"What are you?!" he demanded, his eyes widened more than he thought was physically possible.
"Your soulmate!" she screeched.
"You f*cking hurt Reeda, you b*stard! Die because I'm a yandere, b*tch!" Yugi said in an extremely loud and even more high-pitched than usual voice, swinging his glow sticksaber around wildly, hitting Kaiba's shins a couple times. Suddenly and for no apparent reason, Yami took control.
"Hey baby, wanna go out?" he asked Reeda Sew sexily. She immediately fell in love with him instead because he was just that attractive™.
"Omfg yes!" she declared. While all this was happening, Kaiba was contacting one of his employees.
"Deploy the White Lightning Nukes!"
"But, sir, those nukes were to be put on display in your kid-safe amusement park!"
"SHUT UP AND USE THEM!"
Yami and Reeda Dew, who were making out, realized what was happening a little too late.
"No, Kaiba! I have a date!"
"Kaiba I love you pls marry-"


And thus, the city of Domino was existn't.

- t h e n d -

https://www.quotev.com/story/4965534

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She was born in RiverClan, but switched to WindClan.
Her father is named Mossytail and is sandy brown with dark green eyes, while her mother is named Hatchfish and is a tortoiseshell with amber eyes. Her sister, Jumpflame, is a tortoiseshell with gray eyes, and her brother, Flashscar, is black with pale green eyes. Her mentor was a black tom with dark blue eyes named Adderstalk. Only Jumpflame is still alive.
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...Huh, that was funnier when Goten said it in some random fanfic.