Not your average every-day octopus...
I'm a salty spiggle spaggle little dumbo flapperpus!
You can look, but don't squish.
I might change this section sometimes to keep things spicy, with the exception of some links below.
I'm an artist and avid story-writer (of horrific, disgusting, and mentally terrorizing things). I plan on animating my stories and putting them on the internet some day, but not today, so until then you'll never know how much of a psychopath I really am. My favorite band is Alestorm, I like to breed Pokemon and come up with interesting movesets, but I dislike metagaming/competitive play. I like to pop random fun facts or really bizarre things in the chat-room with no context, and I'm likely to post something strange and obscure on your wall at least once. The last time I played CarnEvil was at a lousy pasta&salad place, if you're at an arcade and you see one I kindly demand you notify me with the exact location. Aside from Pokemon I also like to play a lot of The Binding of Isaac, and not to tickle my own tentacles but I'm pretty darn good! Also, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu?
So long as you don't know who I am, I know something more than you. So long as you cannot perceive my existence as finite, I am thus infinite. I exist in dimensions beyond your comprehension because you have never comprehended my true self -- for you are unable to. A transient thought, an image conjured in your mind, is all you can make sense of me. Aside from that, in regards to my being, you only know what I let you, and therefor, I control a percent of your perception.
Call me a squid and I'll fight you to the death.
The dimension I live in mimics yours, except it's better -- you should stop by if you want to learn what it feels like to smell color. Having multiple limbs makes it easy to shiny hunt. I have eight problems but a ninth arm ain't one!
Here are my top 3 longest shiny-hunts so far:
#1) Rowlet, Sun | 216 days / 5,015 eggs
I started soft resetting for it, but after 213 days and 4,444 eggs I decided to use the Masuda method instead. After a day I decided to look in the Pokedex to check to see if it counted the times I've encountered the Pokemon like in ORAS (although I knew it didn't, really I just needed a break). When I looked at the 'forms' page, I could see the scroll bar indicated I had seen an altered form of it... I knew that that meant at some point, I got the shiny, but reset it and didn't realize. Nonetheless I carried on, and when I got it it was biblical. Pretty sure I set the 2nd place record for longest Rowlet hunt ever, with the highest count I could find was some poor guy who got it at 6,708.
#2) Dhelmise, Sun | 13 days / 1,192 eggs
After getting the Rowlet this didn't feel like that long.
#3) Cranidos, Platinum | 10 days / 1,031 SRs
It was late at night and I wasn't in the best health, I had been reviving five fossils at a time and checking them afterwards in hopes for a shiny. I was ready to shut my game off without checking them so I could go to sleep, when my brain told me to check the last one because it was shiny. Turns out it was. One of five shinies I psychically predicted, creepy...
Here are my top 3 shortest shiny hunts so far:
#1) Oricorio, Ultra Moon | 13 encounters
I wasn't hunting for it, I was EV grinding, but I'm still going to count it. I EV grinded on Oricorio so much that I knew I'd find a shiny Pom-Pom one eventually. That day I told myself I'd get it at 13, I did. One of five shinies I psychically predicted, still creepy...
#2) Absol, Alpha Sapphire | 15 eggs
I had a feeling I'd get it early. My pet rats always give me such good luck!
#3) Flabebe, Ultra Moon | 50 eggs
I told myself that after 50 eggs I would stop for the day, turns out that was my lucky number!
I've done the math, I've been playing Pokemon for 10 years!
Pokemon games I own:
Diamond, Platinum, SoulSilver (x2, but I only use 1), HeartGold, White, Black, White 2, Y (x2), X, Moon, Sun, Ultra Moon, Ultra Sun.
I pride myself on my long profile, I also pride myself on my ability to shapeshift and travel across the multi-verse. There are things I am not proud of, but those things are my weaknesses -- so why would I tell you?
Also, I like to recommend music to people -- feel free to ask me to show some to you. I also give good advice to people if they're trying to draw something.
As of my profile's last edit on 12/26/2018 during 3:16 PM: I am 7,183 days, 12 hours, and 17 minutes old.
Below are the links that used to be on my Wall. I moved them here so that people can post on my wall, but the downside is that instead of just being able to click on them and go to the website now you have to spend an extra two seconds copy/pasting them into your search bar. The horror!
I drew this Stakataka:
If you want to contact me privately you can go to my GameFAQs account and send me a PM, or you can just make small talk with me, or you could compliment me on my magnificent banner (but I'm not as nice on GameFAQs as I am on here, also I swear with virtually every sentence.):
Check out what Pokemon with Egg-Moves/Hidden Abilities I will breed for you. I also have shinies for trade in exchange for Pokemon I want:
I have my favorite and least favorite Pokemon arranged by Type and other categories. I change my 3rd alltime favorite often because I can be indecisive:
Did you actually read all of this? If you did, good for you, I'm impressed...but I don't have a reward for you.
Life ain't fair!
And now I will helicopter away!
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(Poké Guy Fieri made this for me)