I got bored during class, decided to check my wall, and I found this...
The tale of the kyogre
Once there was a kyogre skimming across the surface of the ocean the pilippers flew over head and the magikarp foundered below as the kyogre splashed through the waves and enjoyed his time talking to his friends. all was peaceful and good until that day latos man came along, he enjoyed the sea where he could be distracted from his work when suddenly he encountered the kyogre. The kyogre didn't like the loud noisy thrusters on latios man's jet pack or the bad and annoying jokes he would make for himself that no one else liked. The kyogre tried to express its annoyance with a water spout but latios man chose to consider it play full and flew higher where the water spouts couldn't reach him instead of trying to act differently. After a while he left to go home the next day he came back and the day after that on and on. Sometimes he wouldn't come back for a day for he had work but he wouldn't stay gone for long and each time he came back he was just as annoying as the last.
one day he chose to fly low to the sea not expecting anything hard for in his mind the kyogre loved him when he was hit with a forceful water pump and he realised the kyogre was actually really annoyed by him. he didn't understand for in his mind the kyogre loved him. he ran back home i despair feeling like he would never be able to enjoy the sea without making other people unhappy. After a while he talked to his friends who helped understand just how easy it was to just not annoy the kyogre. The next day he came back but this time he had forsaken his noisy jet pack for a quiet simple lapras he made less annoying jokes and he tried his hardest to try to coexist with the kyogre.
I don't know how this story ends and if latios man managed to peacefully coexist with the kyogre and didn't fall back into his old ways but we can hope that it has the beginning of something better.
2 minutes ago by awesomeccas
Jan 22, 2021
by
BottomlessSea
guess what time it is
STORYTIME
Lusamine’s TOTALLY original
Once upon a time, Lusamine was tasked with coming up with the next idea to kill the Frocky Whee Heads. She thought long and hard, but had no original ideas. The only thought she had was to get high on baked beans. She did just that, and it came to her. “REE I SHOULD PUT AN ULTRA BEAST ON MY HEAD AGAIN I’VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE!!”. She went to the Altar of the misspelling of Sun or Moon and screeched Parlor Swipple’s new song, “ree I peed myself while wearing N’s pants”, and the Ultra Wormhole, even though it wasn’t a living thing, hated the song so much that it let her in. She screeched as loud as possible until she ended up in a big white wormhole. She went in to see a tunnel with a guy next to it. “Hey there uh there’s a giant mouth dragon thing eating our planet out there be careful or something I guess” he said. She stuffed his ears full of baked beans and went through the tunnel. She approached Guzzlord who she saw immediately as she entered. “DORP GUZMALORD I PUT YOU ON MY HEAD” she screamed. It ate her, but then it turned white and got Lusamine hair and eyes, and she returned to the ultra wormhole as a guzzlord. Meanwhile, Pika, Gladion, Primal, and Hau were bullying a Josh Kool dupe. They stuffed various things in to his ears, eyes, and throat, such as Baked Beans, Malasadas, Bombs, Parlor Swipple Albums, N, and Rocks. He’d scream “FUC YOU ALL FUCING FUCHEADS I HOPE TRUCK FIZZ OVER RUN TOO YOU GUYS YOU FUCING NERDS!!11!1!1!1!1” but it didn’t help. But they stopped when they saw Lusamine, who was fused with a Guzzlord, staring at them. She expected them to run, but they didn’t. “Is something up with Lusamine?” Primal asked. They all stared until Gladion broke the silence by saying “I think she looks a bit more like a Guzzlord than usual.” They all agreed on this. They took Josh Kool, walked up to Lusamine, and threw Josh Kool in to her mouth. She ate him, as she was too stupid to tell the difference between an internet troll and a baked bean. She charged forwards in an attempt to eat the Frocky Whee heads, but they moved out of the way, and she instead ate N who had climbed out of Josh Kool’s ear before he was eaten. Suddenly, the Guzzlord underwent a sudden transformation. It retained it’s shape, but it had hair that was a combination of Lusamine’s, N’s, and Josh Kool’s. It had eyes the color of lamehead as well as Parlor Swipple albums instead of eyebrows. It’s color was pee yellow. “rEEeeeEeeeEeeeEeeEeeEeEeeEEeEeEeEeeEEeE FUC YOU ALL YOU’RE ALL DORP I’M MARRYING PARLOR SWIPPLE AND PUTTING A NIHLEGO ON MY HEAD” it screamed. “What does that even mean..?” Pika mumbled. Primal tried to Water Spout it, but it drank the water. “DORPY PEE MOHN LEFT ME SO FUC YOU ALL YOU’RE ALL FUC HEADS” it screamed. It charged forward towards Hau, but seeing this, Hau became Sad Hauhead and blocked the lame guzzlord with a Malasada. It ate Hau’s leg, which left him screaming and crying Malasada tears. As Sad Hauhead tried to repare his leg with Malasadas, the lame guzzlord turned it’s focus to Pika. She tried to run away, but it was somehow faster. Right as she was about to be eaten, Gladion jumped in front. He was eaten instead. The Guzzlord underwent another transformation, and this time, it got Gladion’s hair and 1/4 of the Guzzlord wasn't lame. “This sucks DORPY PEE WE ATE GLADION FUC YOU ALL YOU FUCHEDS REE I WROTE A PARENTING BOOK” the guzzlord screeched. It then took a break from eating human beings to listen to and sing Parlor Swipple’s hit new song, PEE THRILLER. When it ended, it went back to eating humans. But it saw Pika with a large sword of guzzlord hair. She threw it at the Guzzlord, and it fell over. It then fell apart in to Guzzlord, Josh Kool, N, Lusamine, and Gladion. “GLADION YOU’RE ALIVE!!!!” Pika screamed. She huggled and nuzzled him, which he usually didn’t appreciate, yet this time he did. “Say, where did you get that much of my hair?” Gladion said. There was dead silence.
The end.
Jan 20, 2021
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BottomlessSea
