Wall for Gau (page 246)

How the Battle Agency Choice Scarf Torterra ended up with Tickle:
Game Freak Director: This is the Scarf set that we have for Torterra:
Torterra @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Overgrow  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Wood Hammer  
- Earthquake  
- Rock Slide
any ideas for what the last move should be?
Me: We could do Outrage, since Torterra is going to...
Game Freak Director: Shut up, PorygonZangoose!
Moveset Creator: Um... since Torterra is a huge giant dinosaur, maybe the last move should be Tickle?
Game Freak Director: Mhm...
Moveset Creator: If Torterra gets locked into Tickle, it will force Physical Sweepers to switch out...
Me: But Tickle on a scarf set? Outrage is better because...
Game Freak Director: SHUT UP PORYGONZANGOOSE!!! YOU'RE FIRED!!
Me: But Outrage is a much better move than Tickle.
Game Freak Director: Were not doing Outrage. This is going to be the Choice Scarf Torterra for the Battle Agency/Tree:
Torterra @ Choice Scarf  
Ability: Overgrow  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Jolly Nature  
- Wood Hammer  
- Earthquake  
- Rock Slide  
- Tickle

For some reason, I like to imagine that there is a Battle Factory in the Sun, Moon, Ultra Sun, and Ultra Moon. As you progress in the streak, the Pokemon movesets get better. For example:
Seaking @ Sitrus Berry  
Ability: Lightning Rod  
Level: 50  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 6 HP / 6 Atk / 6 Def / 6 SpA / 6 SpD / 6 Spe  
- Water Pulse  
- Poison Jab  
- Aqua Ring  
- Protect  
The Seaking set above is for streak 7-14.

Seaking @ Scope Lens  
Ability: Swift Swim  
Level: 50  
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe  
Adamant Nature  
IVs: 9 HP / 9 Atk / 9 Def / 9 SpA / 9 SpD / 9 Spe  
- Poison Jab  
- Horn Drill  
- Drill Run  
- Protect  
This Seaking set is for streak 15-21, and a better moveset for this Battle Factory I imagine.

"wall potatoes"

Ah! Yes!!!!

Do u know, he takes one footstep per a day!!!!!

Hi Glazio, Hope you're doing great. Ooops! I was calling my Aggron for many years. But he's toooooooooo slow; pretty slooooooower than a snail!

And this is a song called “Epic Whee”
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And ~

Oh yeah

the heck