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What happened to yer grav!?

Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
I once took a picture of a Jynx trying to kill me. It was gonna eat me afterwards.

The Glazio News
9/28/2020
I've been breeding Vulpix and some HA Pokemon! Yay for me! But really, this is gonna take ages. So I better get workin'! Wheeeeeeeeeeee machines! Sadly, that's all I have for now. See ya!

THE EPIC LIST OF N DEATHS

(feeds N to cannibal Hau slaves that burn face masks in front of Snivler and she cries and I do a dance with Gladion and she turns into a ninja and tries to assassinate Primal)

(dabs which kills N magically)

(Gladion puts Ladson in electric chair that rides to Mars and exterminates lameheads therefore N goes ded)

(Pika drives garbage truck into space with Gladion and X who is a Greninja and they stalk children on the great space coaster and N's head goes kablooey)

(N is forced to watch Hau Thriller and his limbs detach and polka while sticking Doritos in N's pants and N screams whee machines with X pee and dies)

(N farts a magical beanstalk that he can't get out of his pants so he jumps off of a cliff and dies)

(X powders his nose which makes N scree and die)

(SYL builds a whee machine that screams about epic whee poetry and makes Snivler's ninja suit comes to life and kill N)

(Marina the cat meows and it implodes N's brain)

(Hau forces N's mouth open and Pika dumps Gladion Tea into it and Hau and Lillie dance to Hau Thriller and Gladion sings What Is Love while Silver the Hedgehog commits scream and N goes OMG and Gladion Tea spills out of his ears and drowns his brain and he does dead)

(makes N eat my Pelipper which makes him scream, grow a Pelipper beak, and die)

(snorts at N which implodes his head)

(force-feeds N to fictional christian kids who then vomit him back up and I toss him in a pit full of cats who do Hau Thriller and then Gladion tap dances on N's head with a glass bottle of champagne and Pika jumps down in the pit and beats up N with an X Greninja plushie and then they run away so Primal fills the pit with water and screes and N dies of a whee overload)

(force-feeds N Enigma Berries which turn into Haus and crawl out of his ears and eat his brain so he runs to the hospital and they staple his lips to his hair and Haus crawl out of his mouth so he burps Haus and screams and dies)

(a bird flies by which poops on N's head and causes him to have a mental breakdown so he shoves his head into a juice bottle and wears 3DSes for shoes while his hair sings opera and he wears a kimono with magical stabbing spikes that hurt him so he runs and jumps into my big TV and eats electrical cords which rot him from the inside out causing death)

(shoves Ultra Necrozma down N's throat where it lives in his stomach and laughs at him because he has an Ultra Necrozma-shaped stomach so he climbs up trees and pretends to be Tarzan so the cute girls will like him but they don't and he eats his hair which renders him bald and then dies because he has an Ultra Necrozma in his stomach but two seconds before he dies he realizes that he truly is a lamehead)

(shoves N's head down his throat which makes him pee his pants and on a flea so he eats his own ribs and spine which turns him into a shapeless blob so he asks Hau for help but Hau sings Hau Thriller which caves in N's skull and makes him scream and run away despite being a blob and he jumps into the sea and gets slowly eaten by Wingull and Carvahna)

(N gets trapped inside of a boom box by Snivler and after a week Ladson pulls him out and beats him with a steak until he turns into a giant steak with N hair and N's cap and is eaten by Pokemon)

(N gets invited to a dance party and watches Pika epically dance with fictional bullies and shove staplers in the brains of fictional christian kids and Hau dances with his shorts while high on squigglies while Gladion makes champagne melt N's brain skull and Ladson puts him in a fun and cool electric chair which electrocutes into a battery and is used to power a Wii Remote until he dies and everyone sings and dances while dipping N's dead battery body in vitamin juice which brings him back to life only for Hau to eat him whole killing him again)

(eats epic french toast squad)

The Glazio News
9/27/2020
Welp, some stuff happened and I went through Vast Poni Canyon. I actually lost the Dragon-type trial! But then I tried again and was victorious. I went to the Altar of the Moone, and guess what? Epic flute music made Nebby evolve into a Lunala. Then here came Necrozma who had dumped the lamehead duo of Lusamine and Guzma outta a wormhole. Necrozma and Nebby fought, but then it combined with Nebby, somne stuff happened, and I one-shot it with Glazio's Dark-type Z-Move. But then darkness covered the Region, making a many sigh in 'frick can we not catch a break'. So then I had to head into Ultra Space and Ultra Mega-lamehead-opolis. I faced Ultra Necrozma, but lost. Let's see what I got for super effective moves. Bliss has Moonblast and Icy Wind. Gladie has Outrage and Crunch. Rei has Crunch. Drifty has Moonblast, Draining Kiss, and Bite. Silver has Play Rough and Crunch. Glazio has Night Slash. Just proof that super effective moves won't always win ya battles. Oh, and in Moon, I'm breeding a Vulpix with some stuff I want. Yay, epic breeding boring. Come on, ya magical little thing. Oh, and guess what? Today I worked on The Awkward Adventures Of Hau And Pika! Lusamine states that she can see why Gladion's in a bad mood, but she can't understand why Hau left. Then she says she assumes Pika's seen her new room. Pika's still crying and nods. Lusamine says that she'll most likely be wanting furniture, and that she can get some sent to her room. Pika thanks her, and Lusamine leaves to get the furniture. Pika lies down and falls asleep, before being woken up later by Lusamine, who informs her that her room has been furnished. Yaaaay. Pika's excited and they head towards her room. Sadly that is it for now. See ya!

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But lol


"fduck"

Oh, ive done that before as well.

The Glazio News
9/26/2020
Frock I have to rewrite the news. Stupid WordPad. Anyway, we went to the above floor 'cause Traitor Dude's a fricking lamehead and me and Gladion faced off against two Aether Employees who got epically destroyed as Gla-Gla was cute and I wished death on them. Hey, I think I like this better than my old version of the news so far. Then me and Hau had to face Traitor Dude and lamehead employee number three. There was this moment where Glazio had low HP and I had him use Detect. They had both targeted me, letting Hau's Alolan Raichu get off a free Psychic. Isn't that cool? Buncha losers. The Aether Employees ran home to their mommies and Traitor Dude got glared at very much hard. Ask Gla-Gla and his cutie whees. So then we could move on and I beat the frock outta some Team Skull frockheads and went to face Guzma. He had defeated Gladion who looked quite upset and... I don't know what Gladion's Japanese lines are, but I wrote down part of his English chatter: "All the days I struggled alone and lonely... it was all for nothing? Is that it?" Talk about depressing. Anyway, I actually lost to Guzma and had to try again. When I succeeded, I went to the mansion thingy and Lillie was with Number 1 Mom Lusamine who has a piece of the Bittercold from Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity for a brain. So she went to the snazzy dungeon place which I followed her into like a creepy stalker. And Lills and Gla-Gla and Hauhead went in as well. Some crazy stuff happened, I kicked Loserirene's rear, and she and Guzma leaped into a wormhole like a pair of psychotic morons. Oh wait they are. Sorry I'm not sorry. So then I took a romantic ferry ride with Gla-Gla over to Poni Island and then he left and I felt big sad. I got stuck with his sister. Epic cry. Anyway, I headed to the Ruins of Hope and what's-her-face... oh yeah, Hapu, became kahuna so she's fancy now. Then some stuff happened I guess I can't remember and I beat up some Team Skull Grunts and the Ultra French Toast Squad who fell epically to Silver's Corkscrew Crash. Oh, and Gladie evolved into an Arcanine. Yaaaaay! That's it for now! See ya!

The Glazio News
9/25/2020
Well, I beat precious little Gla-Gla in a battle and we got ready to head off towards Aether Paradise! Oh, and I beat Nanu as well, so that's another Grand Trial finished! Look at me, I'm super fancy! Oh, and Glazio the Absol is a crit machine. He just is. I beat Faba the Traitor Dude and we headed down to the secret labs! Also, Hau and Gladion ran ahead of me... didn't get challenged by the three nerds that battled me... Hau disappeared from sight... then when I went into the lab, Hau came in... but he didn't seem to be anywhere before, since Gladion was blocking off the other lab... but I thought he was ahead of me... did I miss something here? So now Hau has magical teleportation abilities or what? Sheesh. Anyway, that's it for now. And in Sol and Luna, I did a tiny bit of work! Leamhead Lima Lime Bean tells Pika, Flare, and Hau that they're ready to take on their first trial! Woo-hoo! That's it. Ha ha, sorry to be lazy. Funny, I'm actually really energetic right now. That's all for now, see ya!