The Glazio News
10/4/2020
Epic whee! I had some fun today! Or last night and today! Or whatever! I beat the Pokemon League with Casey, Nikki, Violet, Lillie, Brandon, and Poppy, my team of Shinies! Then I thought about doing a Shiny hunt. I hadn't Shiny hunted for a while, so I said, hey, why not? I was going to Shiny hunt Feebas but changed my mind and decided on Bounsweet instead. And I found the Shiny! Guess how long it took. It took probably around an hour and a half. I don't know how many Pokemon were called, since I wasn't keeping count, but not much! I named her Serena and found out she has a Jolly nature, I believe one of the best for a Tsareena! She wasn't a Tsareena yet, but still. So I decided to evolve her into one and took her to the Pokemon League with Casey, Nikki, Violet, Lillie, and Brandon. I beat the Pokemon League and prepared to face my next challenger! Guess who it was. I dare ya. Take the wildest of guesses. I nearly hacked up my heart in shock when I saw Gla-Gla comin' for a challenge! I did not see that coming! So I faced him, excited as frick. But I hadn't healed my Pokemon. I think one was fainted, Serena was low leveled and a Steenee, and the others were slightly beaten up. Lovely. My Pokemon fainted one by one, and I was down to Serena. I had decided not to use healing items during the match. Why? Uh... I was... trying to make it fair...? I don't know, but it was like my brain was saying 'no Revives or Full Restores' to me. So I was down to Serena, and... bam! Crunch straight to the face! I lost! So, uh... I lost to Gla-Gla. Again. This time at the Pokemon League. That really makes me wish that, if someone beat you, you'd have to reclaim your title, because I really want a rematch. But nothing I can do, I guess. Yet I feel happy inside, because I did all I could. I went all out without using healing items. I just feel warm and satisfied, as if it was a burden lifted off of my shoulders. That makes no sense? Yeah I didn't think so. And I evolved Serena into Tsareena after that. That's it for now! See ya!
Oct 4, 2020
by
Gau
PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
Seems to imply that
PrimalKyogre
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So uh
LyleGoliath
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Nah seriously I'm not!
PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
You said Hau was hot
LyleGoliath
seconds from now
Or am I!?
LyleGoliath
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No I'm not!
LyleGoliath
seconds from now
Or am i!?
PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
Hau is HauethHeadethmcBecauseican,kyogre
LyleGoliath
seconds from now
I'm not gay :3
Glazio Kawaii
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Lyle x Hau
PrimalKyogre
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e p I c
PianoGeek123
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I beet him upp yesterday
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Hau is cute, not hot.
LyleGoliath
a minute ago
Hau is hotter than gladion
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
(Gladion violently murders Shauna with the sword I made out of his hair which can slay demons)
PianoGeek123
a minute ago
Yes
LyleGoliath
a minute ago
Af
PianoGeek123
a minute ago
Yes
LyleGoliath
a minute ago
Gladion is ugly
LyleGoliath
a minute ago
Wtf
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
heck yes
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
He's hot to me, Piano.
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Gladion says sure, Primal.
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
What, Lyle?
PianoGeek123
2 minutes ago
Gladion ain’t hot
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
he looks like the kind of person that would kill a psychopath for 20 bucks
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
(cackles and makes weird pleasure sounds)
LyleGoliath
2 minutes ago
Like hau XD
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
can I pay gladion 20 bucks to assasinate Shauna
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
And not actually anybody hot.
LyleGoliath
2 minutes ago
*laugh uncontrollably*
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Yeah, then I'd be fangirling over someone else.
PianoGeek123
2 minutes ago
Imagine if Gladion never existed... that sure would turn the chat into bliss...
LyleGoliath
2 minutes ago
Screams till all the whole country wakes up and says it was a prank right after everyone is as terrified af
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
"Oh god he's cute. Oh god he's so cute. Ahhh-hhh-hh..." -me looking at Gladion on a regular basis
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
(yeets Shauna down a mountain)
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
I'M IN INTENSE MAN DERP
LyleGoliath
3 minutes ago
That was weird
LyleGoliath
3 minutes ago
LOL
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
Idk
LyleGoliath
3 minutes ago
Lol
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Where the frick did man just come from?
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
*intense pain
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
You'd think I'd be in intense man.
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
You are insane, high, and you die without making atleast a gallon of drool over gladion
LyleGoliath
4 minutes ago
Gladion-insanity not gladionsanity
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Oi, you should see me curling up and shuddering and twitching in bed...
LyleGoliath
4 minutes ago
No pk
LyleGoliath
4 minutes ago
Wtf IS h a p p e n I n g
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Sorry, I have weird reactions...
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
You have a disease called Gladionsanity disease
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
*starts
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
(stars making weird whining sound and waving leg back and forth with wide eyes)
LyleGoliath
5 minutes ago
Shauna is nice in the anime
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
yayayyayayayayyyayayay
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
can someone bring Shauna to the top of Mt. Silver so I can push her off
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
So we're both high and mentally insane. XD
LyleGoliath
5 minutes ago
WUT
LyleGoliath
5 minutes ago
(screams whee machine into oblivion yayay)
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
Join the club, Primal, because I'm about to have a heart attack and die over Gla-Gla. XD
LyleGoliath
6 minutes ago
Your both duhhhhh
LyleGoliath
6 minutes ago
XD
LyleGoliath
6 minutes ago
Lol
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
i think I am either high or mentally insane
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
XD
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
When she is busy doing what glazio does when she sees a picture of gladion with a picture of me
LyleGoliath
6 minutes ago
EWWW SHAUNA IS WEIRD IF YOUR A BOYY
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
If it is or not I've lost interest.
PrimalKyogre
7 minutes ago
Becuase she forces the Bulbusaur to stalk me
LyleGoliath
7 minutes ago
Isn't Pokemon masters free on mobile?
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
Too bad for me.
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
Should've nagged my mom to get me Pokemon Masters a long time ago.
PrimalKyogre
7 minutes ago
She forces that Bulbusaur to tell it everything about me
LyleGoliath
8 minutes ago
Since*
LyleGoliath
8 minutes ago
Sunset she has bulbasaur I like her 50% more which mean I only like her -100000050%
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
I miss all the fun.
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
A DAY WITH GLADION WHEEEEEEEEEEE
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
She abuses it
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
Bulbapedia: "(shows me that Gladion's sync pair story was called A Day with Gladion)" Me: "(drools, blushes, nosebleeds and dies)"
Oct 3, 2020
by
Gau
