Pokémon Rate My Team

Wall for BM™ (page 20)

Unfortunate.
Aug 21, 2023 by Gau
Do you have your ten years of survival food and a solar-powered water boiler device?

I fear what may happen if you aren't properly equipped for this crisis...
Aug 20, 2023 by Gau
But how will you live without electricity for four and a half minutes?!?1?!??!/!?
Aug 20, 2023 by Gau
Damn...

I mean, uh, yaaaaay, you aren't dead...
Aug 20, 2023 by Mr. Fish
isn't that like right in the middle of the cyclone? I'm probably missing smth but I don't know
Aug 20, 2023 by Puncuation Leader
what state are you in bro
Aug 20, 2023 by Puncuation Leader
You still alive?
Aug 20, 2023 by Mr. Fish
where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods where's the street wise Hercules to fight the rising odds late at night I dream of what I need I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
Aug 19, 2023 by Puncuation Leader
i have toppled your score
Aug 19, 2023 by mee
Bee Pen Dimension Ten - Pee Ben 10's Legacy, but AI-generated


     Bee Pen Ten, full of excitement, rushed to meet his hero, Pee Ben 10.
     "Bee Pen Ten! It is I, Pee Ben 10!" Pee Ben proclaimed dramatically, striking a pose.
     Bee Pen Ten blinked. "Wow, you're shorter than I expected."
     Pee Ben scoffed, adjusting his cape. "Height is irrelevant when you have the strength of ten pee-drained bladders!"
     Bee Pen's eyes widened. "That's... a unique power."
     Pee Ben chuckled. "Indeed! And as a token of my pee-tastic appreciation, I shall grant you and your friends a special power!"
     With a wave of his hand, Pee Ben vanished into thin air, leaving Bee Pen Ten dumbfounded.
     At school the next day, Bee Pen shared the grand news with Strawberry Shortcake and Spooky Simp Snake Man.
     "Whoa, that's awesome!" Strawberry Shortcake squealed, her voice reaching a frequency that only dogs could hear.
     Spooky Simp Snake Man snaked his arm around Strawberry Shortcake and hugged her tightly, causing an involuntary teleportation.
     In a foreign dimension, the trio were surrounded by floating cabbages.
     "What the heck?" Bee Pen mumbled, inspecting the mysterious realm.
     Suddenly, a malicious figure emerged from the shadows. It was Bee Pen's mortal enemy, Danny Gaumal Phantogre.
     "Ah, Bee Pen Ten, we meet again," Danny sneered, his orca-hedgehog body quivering with mock intimidation.
     Without hesitation, Bee Pen lunged at Danny and landed a swift kick... only to be kicked once in return and promptly lose consciousness.
     In the hospital, Bee Pen woke to find Strawberry Shortcake and Spooky Simp Snake Man by his bedside, tears streaming down their faces.
     "Bee Pen! We thought you were gone forever!" Strawberry Shortcake hiccupped.
     Bee Pen grinned weakly. "Nah, can't get rid of me that easily."
     Relief washed over them, and their sorrow quickly turned into infectious laughter.
     As they contemplated their newfound powers, Bee Pen couldn't help but wonder what the future held.
     Spooky Simp Snake Man, unable to resist any longer, embraced Strawberry Shortcake tightly. And just like that, they were whisked into another dimension once more.
     And so, their adventure continued, filled with laughter, peculiar powers, and plenty of unexpected hugs.
Aug 19, 2023 by Gau