"PrimalKyogre
2 hours from now
(eats Lasik maniac)"
God old quotes are great.
Apr 18, 2021
by
Gau
PrimordiaISea
2 hours from now
Gill is great, that’s all I can say
Apr 18, 2021
by
Gau
Pika: hfioewflksnfoixdlfkdsnvsdolgkndofnsgjelfnvidnvk
Gladion: Hello to you too.
Luke: Dude me and Gill have been having a two hour long debate on Pika's eyeballs.
Primal: What exactly is there to debate about Pika's eyeballs?
Pika: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH JBDLWBDIOWBODLBWLFKBASIFOLBAWEHDWILBFOLCNIFLNWIOBKFNKFIA BLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Gill: Luke, I believe you have sent her into emotional distress by informing her of our debate.
Luke: Nah she just dropped her mac and cheese on the floor.
Pika: WAIT LUKE HOW THE FRICK DID YOU KNOW THAT???
Luke: Because I heard you scream in real life from about two blocks away. You only scream like that when you drop your mac and cheese.
Pika: I hungry. ;-;
Gill: Then eat food.
Luke: No eat Gill's earmuffs.
Primal: Sorry I ate Gill's earmuffs already
Gill: Why my earmuffs, exactly?
Luke: Because you're in love with your earmuffs.
Gill: What?
Luke: Yeah you go "BOY HOWDY MY GREEN EARMUFFS THAT I THINK I SHOULD WEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF SPRING ARE SO FRICKING HOT AND I'M GOING TO MARRY MY EARMUFFS HOTLY AND SMOOCH MY EARMUFFS ROMANTICALLY IN ORDER TO TRAUMATIZE PRIMAL'S CHILDREN"
Gill: ...I beg your pardon.
Primal: what
Gladion: ...
Pika: LUKE OMG AAAAAHHHHHHHH HFUIWWFOLNLAFNIAOFNAL HAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA XDXDXD
Gladion: Luke, what in Arceus' name was in your mayonnaise today?
Luke: I didn't have any mayonnaise today, but I did drink a mosquito.
Primal: How do you drink a mosquito?
Luke: It landed in my spinach and tomato smoothie right before I turned on the blender.
Pika: Ew spinach and tomato smoothie.
Luke: I was thirsty. At least it was better than the ants in my fried eggs.
Gladion: Ants in your fried eggs?
Luke: Oh yeah, I once broke open an egg and noticed there were these little black spots in it. They were ant carcasses.
Gill: How on Earth did ants get into an egg?
Luke: I have no clue. I fried the egg though.
Pika: WAIT YOU DIDN'T EAT IT DID YOU
Luke: Nah I gave it to Julius.
Pika: Oh, good. :3
Gladion: This conversation is strange on many levels.
Luke: GILL DID YOU HIT ON PIKA TODAY
Gill: Uh, no.
Primal: I ate Pika
Pika: I nibbled off Gill's toesies.
Gill: (sighs)
Luke: Well I decapitated Gill's thigh so I win.
Pika: XD
Gill: ...How do you decapitate a thigh?
Luke: I'd demonstrate it but that'd mean decapitating your other thigh.
Pika: Can I eat your thigh?
Gill: No.
Pika: Pweaaaaase?
Gill: No.
Pika: BAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GILLY YOU'RE A MEANIE WAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH
Gill: Oh good grief.
Luke: Gill how dare you make Pika cry. >:(
Pika: (wipes nose on Gill's honeydew collection)
Gill: Why did I even come here?
Gladion: To suffer.
Primal: XD
Pika: (shoves honeydew up nose and it becomes lodged in my sinuses and I breathe in really hard which makes it reach my stomach somehow)
Luke: (replaces all of Gill's honeydews with notes that say 'Enneth was here')
Gill: Oh yes, Enneth.
Pika: Enneth peed in my applesauce so I crunched his eyeball and he screamed "AAAAHHHHH DORP I PEED IN MY BALLEYE I NEED TO SMOOCHETH PEELOR POOPLE"
Luke: XD
Primal: XD
Pika: peeroon
Gladion: ...Peeroon?
Pika: aka peera
Luke: Peeraroon says "OHHHHHHH I CHEATEDEDEDEDEDEDEDED AT POOKER AND GO OOOOOOHHHHHHHH ENNET DEERPEE AND MARRY ECKS"
Gill: What is Ecks?
Primal: pizza
Gill: I see.
Pika: pasta
Luke: mayonnaise
Pika: MAYONNAISE ISN'T ITALIAN I'M PRETTY SURE SO FRICK YOU
Luke: (shoves Italians up Gill's tonsils)
Pika: Aspetta, ma-ma-ma... DICI SUL SERIO?
Gill: What does that even mean, Pika?
Pika: I have no idea.
Primal: well
Primal: serio means ecks
Primal: aspetta means hauhead
Primal: dici means dorp enneth
Primal: sul means parlor swipple
Primal: and ma means gladion fish
Gladion: What... is a Gladion fish?
Pika: GIWWY IS A GLA-GLA FISHIEEEEEEEEE
Gill: Oh great.
Luke: So what Pika said translates roughly to... "Hauhead, Gladion fish-Gladion fish-Gladion fish... DORP ENNETH PARLOR SWIPPLE ECKS?"
Pika: XDXDXD
Primal: yes exactly
Gladion: My brain cells have decayed.
Gill: I ate your brain cells.
Gill: Wait, what did I just say?
Pika: GIWWY EARWUFFY IS EATING THINGS LIKE PRIMAL I'M SO PROUD
Gill: Frick you.
Luke: (huggle)
Gill: Who are you huggling?
Luke: ...
Gladion: Either he doesn't know (which is most likely), or he's huggling Pika and he's too dumb to admit it.
Pika: Gladeon Aetheon
Gladion: What, Pika?
Pika: haggle
Gladion: Haggle?
Pika: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Gladion: Oh, fascinating.
Pika: Indded.
Apr 18, 2021
by
Gau
I suddenly wanted to ask a question about what moves (including Z-Powered variants) boosted/lowered stats and what stats they boosted/lowered and by how much they boosted/lowered them.
And then answer said question.
Don't worry I won't but I found the idea of it funny.
Apr 17, 2021
by
Gau
I had a dream where I was playing OR and I was in Mt. Chimmney. I was on the inside of this huge cave to stop Maxie. Once when randomly surfing (which I somehow had access to), I randomly spawned a battle with an Aroma Lady AND HER FRIKIN LVL 24 ZYGARDE!! Some point later I used Cut on the tree up from Mauville (where did the rocks go?), an it triggered a massive solar wind. It brought the cable car building to the ground, a cave that was never there opened, Prof. Sycamor was there trying to get everyone inside, and there were a bunch of Venusaur and Ivysaur.
Apr 17, 2021
by
Mr. Fish
"I did get past the stemmed" -Primal 2021
Apr 17, 2021
by
Gau
Indeed. It's my new hit song The Hauheads. XD
Apr 17, 2021
by
Gau
(Dah-dah dah-dah dah-dah)
(Oh-oh oh-oh)
Hauheaded Hauheads
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Hauheaded Hauheads, Hauheaded Hauheads
They're so Hauheaded, they are the Hauheads
The magical Hauheads, the boring Hauheads
The insane Hauheads, the imploded Hauheads
They're
So
Darn
Hauheaded
The Hauheads
(Dun-duh-nuh-duh-nuh dun-duh-nuh-duh-nuh)
(Oh oh oh)
Hauheads
(Oh-oh oh-oh)
They are the Hauheads, they are the Hauheads
(Yeah-yeah yeah-yeah yeah)
Oh, the Hauheads, the Hauheads
The Hauheadliest Hauheads
(Oh-oh oh-oh)
Hauhead, Hauhead, Hauhead, Hauhead
(Oh-oh oh-oh)
Hauheads, Hauheads, Hauheads, the Hauheads
(Ooh ooh ooh)
Yeah, the Hauheaded Hauheads
They are so Hauheadedly Hauheaded
And all the Hauheads cheer
(Ooh ooh ooh)
Over the Hauheads
(Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh duh-nuh-nuh-nuh)
The Hauheads, the Hauheads
They're your Hauheads, not my Hauheads
They are the Hauheads
The truly Hauheaded Hauheads
(Yeah-yeah)
The Hauheads
(Yeah-yeah)
The Hauheads
(Yeah-yeah ooh-ooh)
The Hauheads
(Yeah-yeah)
The Hauheads
(Yeah-yeah ooh-ooh)
The Hauheads
(Yeah-yeah)
The Hauheaded Hauheads
Are Hauheads
Apr 16, 2021
by
Gau
Giru-Rūku
2 hours from now
Running Naive 252 Spe Gyro Ball.
Giru-Rūku
2 hours from now
Mew in AG.
Apr 16, 2021
by
Gau