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OH ENNETH GEE PREMALL LOOK AT MY SUPPER AWESOME SED

Mewtwo @ N Head
Ability: Dorp
EVs: 252 HP / 252 HP / 4 HP
Serious Nature
- Giga~Blade X
Apr 1, 2021 by Gau
I have uncovered Parlor Swipple's Facebook account and it led me to this.



Parlor Swipple
OH ENNETH GEE MY PANTZ WERE PEED IN CALL EN OON OON

Pika
Ieth begeth youreth pardoneth.

Parlor Swipple
REEEEEEEEEEE THE TURDS IN MY STOMACH HATE ETH YOU DORPING PEE HED

Primal
what even

Pika
"AAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOT MY DERPING REE INTESTINES WERENT ADVENTIZED ON ENNETHS UTUBE CHANNLE" -Parlor Swipple about two seconds ago on another post

Primal
XD

Parlor Swipple
PIGA PREMAL YOURE MEANING MY DORPING FEELINGS IM CALLING THE DORPS ON YOU

Pika
Get the camera we'll be up all night.

N
MY DERPING NAME IS ENNETH TRUNKHED NANORAY AND I WANT TO PEE IN YOUR SHOE

Primal
tf is a trunkhead nanoray?

Pika
Google translates it to 'idiot dumbutt'.

Primal
I see

Parlor Swipple
OHEMGEE ENNETH WANT TO SMOOCH DERPING EPICALLY AND SING

N
DERPING YES

Guzma
PIKA WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME????????????????????/

Primal
why on earth would Pika want to go out with you?

Pika
I should get the Harvest Moon boys in on this.

Primal
please do.

Guzma
I WASNT ASKING U PK

Pika
yez i wnat 2 go ot wth u!!!!11!!1!!!1!1!1!!1!1!!one!1!!11!1!

Pika
alsoo loog @ mi poekmno set itz moo2 wit giiga blayde ecks az its onlee moev

Primal
XD

Gill
My brain cells have shriveled up and died upon seeing this.

Luke
Gill I sent you an idiot request. :D

Gill
No you didn't.

Gill
Wait, what's an idiot request?

N
OH EM GHEE DERP PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Luke
I believe that N explained it very well.

Pika
XD

Primal
XD

Gill
I walked right into that one.

Pika
GILL WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE POKED IN THE EYEBALL WITH MY CAMERA?!

Gill
Uh, no, not particularly.

Pika
(epically pokes Gill in eyeball with camera)

Luke
(epically pokes Gill in eyeball with knife)

Primal
(epically eats Gill with mouth)

Gill
Great.

Parlor Swipple
OH DERPING YAY MY PEE IS DYING

Gill
...What?

Pika
Ah yes.

Primal
Oddly specific.

Luke
Indeed.

Guzma
PIKA

Luke
AKIP

Pika
AKIP stands for Apples Krap Internally (in) Pakastan.

Gill
I beg your pardon?

Luke
Gill, haven't you been to Pakastan? I've seen apples krapping internally there since I was a little boy.

Pika
XD

Gill
I don't know why I ask.

Primal
Gill I ate your house.

Gill
Primal I dumped you in a volcano.

Luke
No you didn't Gill you were too busy eating the Pakastanian krapping apples.

Luke
I hear they taste like krap.

Gill
Oh, my most sincere apologies.

Guzma
PIKA I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU AND THEN STAB YOU WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE AND EAT YOUR BLOOD AND TIE YOU UP WITH YOUR ORGANS

Gill
What in the actual hell?

Luke
WHAT GILL I THOUGHT IT WAS AN UNNACTUAL HELL MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

Primal
I ATE YOUR LIFE

Pika
I ATE A CORN KERNEL

Gladion
Social media, where the lameheads, frocky whee heads, and Harvest Moon boys gather in the same place to kill off brain cells.

Pika
GLA-GLA CAN I STAR YOU IN A CHUBBYEMU VIDEO?!

Gladion
How would you do that?

Pika
By feeding you Parlor Swipple. :3

Gladion
Well, that would do it.

Pika
(shoves Parlor Swipple down Gladion's throat)

Luke
OH NO GLADION HAS HYPERPARLORSWIPPLEEMIA

Luke
Hyper meaning high. Parlor Swipple meaning lameheaded fart butt. Emia meaning presence in blood.

Luke
High lameheaded fart butt in blood.

Pika
XD

Primal
XD

Luke
XD

Pika
A Boy Ate A Dumb Lameheaded Singer Lady And A Bunch Of Pakastanian Krapping Apples. This Is What Happened To His Brain.

Pika
It died. The end.

Gill
Wait, I thought I was the one who was eating the Pakastanian krapping apples.

Pika
Yeah but I gave half of your share to Gladion to wash down the Parlor Swipple.

Gill
Ah.

Parlor Swipple
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOURE THREATENING TO MURDERED ME DORP

Gladion
We could only be so lucky.

N
I AM GOING TO SMOOCH PARLOR SWIPPLES FACE OFF IF YOU DONT STOP DORPING BULLYING HER

Luke
(bullies Parlor Swipple epically with axe and she ends up dead as a doorknob)

Pika
Guys who wants me to sing a song?

Luke
ME

Pika
OK HERE WE GO!

Pika
(epically strums guitar)

Gill
Oh no.

Pika
There once was a day, lighted by the sunset... Parlor Swipple peed her pants, and then ate a beer can... Gilly said 'oh no', Primal ate his house... Luke kept a joke going, AND THEN N SHATTERED HIS KNEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Pika
IT WAS VERY EPICALLY BROKEN, SNAPPING OFF A BIRD'S BEAK! WHAT THE BIRD HAD TO DO WITH THIS, I DIDN'T STOP TO THINK! BUT N'S A LAMEHEAD, AND THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE! THEN I SWALLOWED MY SKULL WHOLE AND WAS ON YOUTUBE! DEATH TO THE LAMEHEADS' BRAINS!

Pika
I ran out of lines help.

Gladion
We're saved.

Luke
That was the most beautiful song I have ever heard. (steals Best Song award from Parlor Swipple and shoves it in Pika's tuxedo)

Primal
amazing. XD

Pika
Thank you all. XD

Parlor Swipple
AAAAAHHHHHH NETH PEEKA STOLED MY SHOE

Luke
You were wearing a Best Song award on your foot? Oh, no wonder I nearly gagged when I gave it to Pika.

Pika
XD

Pika
My name is Sunshine McHonk.

Luke
My name is Dude McBandana.

Primal
My name is Scree McIdiot.

Gill
My name is Shut Up McShut Up.

Pika
Gill you are a pee hed.

Gill
Good to know.

Pika
I mean it. You are the pee-est hed I have ever seen.

Gill
Oh no.

Julius
GUYS I SMOOCHED SELENA DERPING EPICALLY WHO WANTS TO EAT MY SHOES

Gill
What?

Luke
I want to set your shoes on fire and watch you burn, but that's not the same thing.

Pika
XD

Primal
julius go pee your pants and describe peeing to your girlfriend.

Julius
OH EM DORPING GEE GREAT IDEA PEE KAY

Gladion
This has become boring. Bye.

GIll
Yeah, I'm out too.

Luke
Holy heck. It has BECOME boring. Gladion didn't find it boring all the way through!

Pika
WOOT WOOT

Primal
Gotta go Water Spout Josh Kool for a while, bye

Pika
See ya!

Luke
Hey Pika, let's go break into Parlor Swipple's house and kill all of her pet Ns.

Pika
CAN DO!

Parlor Swipple
EH EMPTY MY ENNETHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DORP

Guzma
PIKA MARRY ME

N
PARLOR SWIPPLE I JUST PEED DERP

Parlor Swipple
OK DORPING K LET'S GO PEE IN A STREAM TOGETHER

N
OK DORP

Pika
derp mc dimb

Pika
goodbee
Apr 1, 2021 by Gau
Conspircay theory time!

Have you ever wondered why N's hair is green? Have you even wondered why N wears a hat? Well, let's say that N's hair isn't actually... hair. N's hair is actually just glued hardened Brightpowder on his bald head. And because of the top part of the hardened Brightpowder melts in the sun, that is why N wears a hat, so he won't reveal his baldness to the public.

This has been your Conspiracy Theory host with his Conspiracy Theory about N. Hope you enjoy. Peace out!
Apr 1, 2021 by -RisingManectric-
Oh my god April Fool's is amazing.

I should ask a dumb question but I am so nervous. XD
Apr 1, 2021 by Gau
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen7anythinggoes-552472

I defeated Icemaster in USUM! Totally not a AFD joke. Watch till last :)
Apr 1, 2021 by Tensa Zangetsu
Then I'll call you pp >:)
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Oh god what have I done!?
Apr 1, 2021 by Mr. Fish
~PizzaPrimal~
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The legend of korra: The last breathbender
Mar 31, 2021 by themodernage
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH URBFBLFBLBWLBFLWFBOPBKLSWBVWLBVLBVOLBSVSVNSHVOPNPNVBNEL WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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The legend of air: my breathe is kinda wild ngl
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