Crap I was funny (and high) back then...
"Gladion Aether
seconds from now
This has been Doctor Gladion's diagnosis.
Gladion Aether
seconds from now
Causing you to become infected with lameheaditis.
Gladion Aether
seconds from now
And it's bleeding lamehead.
Gladion Aether
a minute ago
I think you've got an N head up your bum.
Dec 5, 2020 by Gladion Aether"
"Gladion Aether
seconds ago
Yes elucs is very good.
Aurora Zapp
seconds ago
I assume elucs good?
Dec 1, 2020 by Gladion Aether"
"Gladion Aether
seconds from now
I dated a no one for no long when I was in no grade.
Nov 24, 2020 by Gladion Aether"
"Gladion Aether
seconds from now
Ah yes I remember back in my preschool days I used to play the ravioli. XD
Nov 24, 2020 by Gladion Aether"
"Gladion Aether
seconds from now
X-Heady-Head-Brain-Skull-Stemmy-Yeet-Whee-Whee-Whee-Flarey-Blaster-Bombs.
Giga~Blade X
seconds from now
Hi todd
ToddthePancake
seconds ago
Hi
Gladion Aether
a minute ago
Indeed it is X.
Giga~Blade X
a minute ago
Thats really something
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
XD
Gladion Aether
a minute ago
The end.
Gladion Aether
a minute ago
Hauhead.
Gladion Aether
a minute ago
And the epic story of Wheeheadland begins.
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
but I don’t want to remember that
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
i remember my dream last night now
Gladion Aether
2 minutes ago
And then I jump in and scream "X HEAD"
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
Me when I wake up:SHIN-gosh darn it that wasn’t an actual shiny it was my stupid dreams
Giga~Blade X
3 minutes ago
What the hell am I reading right now
Gladion Aether
3 minutes ago
Then when it's time for X to visit Wheeheadland, he says "I AM A MAGICAL WHEE OF THE STUFFED PILLOWS GLAZIO AND PRIMAL ANNOY ME WHEE WHEE WHEE WHEE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Gladion Aether
4 minutes ago
Meanwhile the closet door adds in "I like epic Groudon poop made of children's eyeballs that the Mareanie-headed Aether Employee stole from my daughter-in-law holy heck Un Frickiamo is the epicest scree of all the head whees in X's pantaloons."
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
a toxapex made out of imploding Ns would be too broken for the OU meta game
Giga~Blade X
6 minutes ago
Yes that sounds like my dad
Gladion Aether
6 minutes ago
And X's dad says "wtfwtfwtf"
Giga~Blade X
6 minutes ago
My mom would never say such a thing
Gladion Aether
6 minutes ago
While X's sibling says "Oh magical pee headed yeet faced door of the third dimensional whee Toxapex made of imploding Ns."
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
RegieleXi confirmed
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
X went OMG in braille
Gladion Aether
7 minutes ago
And X's mom says "Son son sonny son X whee magical closet went OMG in braille and I ate your chocolate nacho croissant made of Hau hair."
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
FRICK YOU REGIFECESSSSSSS (water spouts)
Gladion Aether
8 minutes ago
And Regifeces goes "Derpy N lameheaded yay yay I a derp derp derp Lusamine x N and Primal x Pika my crush is Sad Hauhead and Groudon's magical cousin."
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
yay i beat hop
Gladion Aether
9 minutes ago
I don't want professional help.
Gladion Aether
9 minutes ago
Oh wait.
Gladion Aether
9 minutes ago
...I need professional help.
Giga~Blade X
9 minutes ago
Also glazio what even
Giga~Blade X
9 minutes ago
Thats a coincidence
PrimalKyogre
10 minutes ago
Is it a coincidence that Regieleki has an X on his face and you really like him or not
Gladion Aether
10 minutes ago
X goes "Heady head brain skull stemmy yeet whee whee whee flarey blaster bombs." in his closet as he huggles Regifeces.
Giga~Blade X
10 minutes ago
Hey primal
PrimalKyogre
10 minutes ago
Oh wait he left
PrimalKyogre
11 minutes ago
Hey X
Gladion Aether
11 minutes ago
X's thoughts: "I don't even know why I ask."
Gladion Aether
12 minutes ago
:3
Gladion Aether
13 minutes ago
Gladion Aether a minute ago Regireeces looks like Regifeces. PrimalKyogre a minute ago regireeces
PrimalKyogre
13 minutes ago
GLADION IS THE X PREDICTOR
Gladion Aether
13 minutes ago
Yes.
Giga~Blade X
13 minutes ago
Regifeces...?
Gladion Aether
13 minutes ago
XD
Gladion Aether
13 minutes ago
X: "wtf"
PrimalKyogre
14 minutes ago
XD
PrimalKyogre
14 minutes ago
And is one of X’s favorite Pokémon
Gladion Aether
14 minutes ago
I saw X huggling Regifeces just last night in his magical closet that led to Wheeheadland.
PrimalKyogre
14 minutes ago
Regieleki has an X on his face
PrimalKyogre
14 minutes ago
Funny thing is
Gladion Aether
14 minutes ago
I'm sure X agrees.
Gladion Aether
14 minutes ago
Ah yes, my favorite Regi.
PrimalKyogre
14 minutes ago
XD
PrimalKyogre
14 minutes ago
regibouncyelectricity
Gladion Aether
14 minutes ago
Regireeces looks like Regifeces.
PrimalKyogre
15 minutes ago
regidragonhead
Gladion Aether
15 minutes ago
regibrownie
PrimalKyogre
15 minutes ago
regireeces
PrimalKyogre
15 minutes ago
regimint
PrimalKyogre
16 minutes ago
Indeed
Gladion Aether
16 minutes ago
Sammy- I mean Primal: "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Gladion Aether
16 minutes ago
Me: (does the Un Frickiamo dance)
Gladion Aether
16 minutes ago
XD
PrimalKyogre
16 minutes ago
Hop:(does the i have two OU and one of the best Pokémon in Ubers dance)
Nov 25, 2020 by Gladion Aether"
Mar 21, 2021
by
Gau
I'm so depressed I added to my profile.
Mar 21, 2021
by
Gau
(breaks down in tears and wails about my fictional son leaving)
Mar 21, 2021
by
Gau
Mar 20, 2021
by
Gau
I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m talking about your full blown rant on PrimarinaGirl’s wall and the fact that you made a whole damn thread.
22 hours ago by PrimalKyogre
He made a thread?
Mar 20, 2021
by
Gau
Thanks. I haven't seen melcakes in chat in forever, no clue why Shadow thinks I was there.
Mar 20, 2021
by
Amethyst
Oh yeah.
Mar 20, 2021
by
Ditto
Apparently there are Digimon cards?
I saw some in an ad. They looked pretty.
Mar 19, 2021
by
Gau
Should I post the Dedenne set along with the story one the moveset thread?
Mar 19, 2021
by
-RisingManectric-
Sorry for asking stupid questions, but why is ded banned?
commented 18 hours ago by J™
It's not a stupid question. People would say "ded" whenever the chat was inactive. It got annoying quickly, as it was spammed and the word was used when so much as a minute passed between posts. One of the staff banned the word, and I followed suit later.
commented 18 hours ago by Giga~Blade X
I hate to say it, but X here is lying. Here is the origin of "ded" and why it's banned:
Once upon a time, there was a Pokemon named Dedenne. It was below PU in Gen 6, but had use in PU. It would spam "ded" while trying to knock out opposing Pokemon, and even possessed some Pokebase users to do its bidding. However, the PU Pokemon Council in PU decided to ban the word ded from PU, thus making Dedenne useless. Therefore, he decided to go to Pokebase to contunue his "ded" shenanigans. Unfortunately for him, the Pokebase staff members found out what he was doing, and there for banned "ded" along with Dedenne from chat. Therefore, in Gen 7, they created ZU, where Dedenne would never be allowed to say ded again do to the "ded clause" enforced in every single tier.
The first three letters of my name is banned from chat (Dedenne) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Super Fang
- Toxic
- U-turn
- Recycle
Not only did Super Fang lower the opponent's health, but it made Dedenne say ded so loudly that it interrupted chat conversations. Toxic not only poisoned opponents, but the consist use of the word "ded" made users annoyed of the word in the Pokebase chat. Once Dedenne spammed the word "ded" when no one was around, it would use U-Turn to run away from chat to try to not get caught. Once Dedenne sees that chat doesn't have the word "ded" in it, it would use Recycle to bring up the word "ded" again, and along with restoring it's Sitrus Berry. In Gen 8, people realized how useless Dedenne was without saying "ded" that they never saw it viable again.
So, what do you think? XD
Mar 19, 2021
by
-RisingManectric-