Wall for BottomlessSea (page 74)

What are all forms of Arceus that are sweepers?

snom

baked beans and tiktok....oh no

Fresh baked bread and pokebase on the other hand...

The TikTok Baked Bean Challenge


"DERP I'M GONNA GET FIVE MILLION TIKTOK FOLLOWERS ON TOKTIK" Parlor Swipple screamed before pulling out her phone which had a picture of a derpy N face painted on it. She then got fifty cans of baked beans and made a TikTok video of her derpily dancing upside down and pouring baked beans on her foot in the hopes that they'd somehow pass through her feet and end up in her stomach. Obviously this didn't happen and she repeatedly fell in a puddle of baked beans. She checked her TikTok account after the video and saw that she did indeed have five million followers... but they were all frocky whee heads who were following her so they could mock her repeatedly in the comments. Of course, N had also followed her, but the other followers were just frocky whee heads. Parlor Swipple became ticked and made a video of herself yelling at her followers. "YOU DORPING FROCKY WHEE HEADS ARE HARASSING ME AND MY FEELINGS WERE HORTED" she screamed into the phone. It was a live video, so everyone was dying of laughter in the live chat because Parlor Swipple was such a moron. Pika was spamming links in the chat to Harvest Moon characters' pages and Primal was posting so many 'LOL's and 'XD's that the chat was completely flooded. Parlor Swipple then poured baked beans onto the phone in hopes that the frocky whee heads would go away. And no, they didn't. So she yeeted the phone out the window and it ended up in Chase's stomach for some reason. So he hit Maya in the head with a fish and then tossed Toby off a bridge. The viewers were now getting a brilliant view of Chase's stomach and Pika felt ill. Eventually, Chase coughed up the phone and kicked it into some bushes. Parlor Swipple then walked by and tripped over her phone. "OH EM DORPING GEE MY PHONE" She checked to see if the frocky whee heads had left. Nope. They were still there and were laughing at Parlor Swipple still. Parlor Swipple REE'd so much that her head inverted on camera and everyone laughed again. She then ate another phone and called N, who arrived pulling a carriage that he thought he was in. Meanwhile, on TikTok, Pika was spamming the chat with quotes. Most of them from X. Then she started spamming it with her own quotes. Of course, Parlor Swipple and N were horrified when they saw that the quotes weren't lines from their new song, It Looks Like I Peed On My Fat-Screen TV. So they REE'd even harder and yeeted people at other people for reasons unknown. They decided they'd stalk the frocky whee heads' accounts, but that was hard to do because she had forgotten how to turn off the video which was still being recorded. "Hey watch this!" Pika said in the comments. Gelato Mine music was heard in the background as Pika ran up to Parlor Swipple with a Bluetooth speaker. Parlor Swipple and N knew they'd have to sing their song now for some godawful reason. "OOOOOHHHHHH EEEEEEMMMMMM PEEEEEEEE ARE EYE PEE MY FAT-SCREEN TEEEEEEEEE VEEEEEE DORPDORPDORPDORP I PEEEEEEEED ONNNN MYYY TEEEE VEEEEE AND IT WENT BLAAAAAAAT AND BLERRRRRRT OMGEEEEEEEEEE RIIIIIIPPPPPP I'M GONNA SUE GNOME FROCCCCCKKKKKKKK BATTY BAT BAT BAT BATTY BAT BAT BAT ABABABABABABABABABABABABAB YEEEEEEEET MCSCREEEEEEEEEEEEEET I ATE SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN FOR SOME DEEEEERRRRRRPING REASOOOOOOON AND STOLE PIKA'S GERBILLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS WHICH POOOOOPED ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEE TO ALLLLLLL GERBIIIIIIIIIILS I WANT TO EAT PIKA'S NONEXISTENT CHILDREEEEEEEEEEEN OAAAAAAAAAAAATS GO DEEEEEEEEERPPPPPEEEEEEE AND MY SNOOOOOOOOOOOT IS MADE OF BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN" This went on for about five hours, all of it being uploaded to TikTok. Primal decided he'd Thunder them out of existence now, so he flew out of the sky at breakneck speeds which didn't affect him because Kyogres don't have necks and Thundered them so hard that they woke up in an alternate reality full of saucy Hauheads.

The end.

SAUUUUUUUUUUCY-LOOOOOOOKING FELLOOOOOOOOOOW

You can say that again.

He's definitely not a saucy-looking fellow like Gilly.

Or an adorable bandana boy like Lukey.

https://fogu.com/hm/animal_parade/bachelors.php#julius

what is this

"This saucy-looking fellow is the son of Mayor Hamilton."

That is the best description of Gill ever.

More edits I made out of boredom (man I wish I could do all this myself). I'm not mentioning descriptions. If they have a description attached to the move/ability/ect., then I'd say either move them or delete them.



Feraligatr @ Leftovers
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Atk / 128 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Counter
- Dive / Waterfall
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/4708/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-feraligatr?show=54747#a54747



Feraligatr @ Expert Belt / Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 4 HP / 126 Atk / 126 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant / Jolly Nature
- Shadow Claw / Crunch
- Ice Punch / Ice Fang
- Brick Break / Dragon Dance
- Earthquake / Bulldoze

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/4708/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-feraligatr?show=221796#a221796



Feraligatr @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Focus Blast
- Toxic

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/4708/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-feraligatr?show=280941#a280941



Feraligatr @ Lum Berry
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Liquidation
- Earthquake
- Crunch

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/4708/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-feraligatr?show=299185#a299185

Giga~Blade X
2 hours from now
oh em gee hellfire taco