"Super Glitch can cause some rather strange effects. The most famous scenario is a chain of events starting with the music slowly fading out before stopping altogether known as the 'TMTRAINER effect'. The opponent's name then changes to "TMTRAINER" followed by several lines of glitch dialogue, and the HP of their Pokémon rises to a very large value which is often larger than the amount of max HP that the opponent Pokémon has, causing the HP bar to stretch and wrap around the screen. (The filled part of the bar also instantly jumps from empty to full repeatedly before fainting (0HP) during damage animation due to the fact that the calculations to display how much fill in the bar in percent has been overflowed, thus causing the fill to wrap between empty and full.) It will display that the enemy Pokémon is poisoned, but the game will state that it is frozen solid, followed by the enemy Pokémon becoming hurt by a burn. This burn will often deplete all of the enemy Pokémon's health, causing the giant HP bar to loop several times before all the HP is depleted, causing it to faint. If the battle is won before the game freezes, the glitch Pokémon that used Super Glitch may grow to a random level (sometimes even exceeding level 100). Sometimes, many random Pokémon not part of the player's team evolve right after a battle. On such cases, Pokémon that cannot evolve can evolve into themselves.
It is possible to activate Super Glitch outside of battle. By having a Pokémon that knows Super Glitch learn another move by leveling up, the glitch will activate without the TMTRAINER effect, as you are not in battle. An example of this happening is Q◣, which will learn Mega Punch at level 11. However, if it knows Super Glitch, then the effects will activate as if the player had just exited a battle using the glitch.
On occasion, a player may return to the game after a battle in which Super Glitch was used, but everything will be severely glitched. It will appear as if some Pokémon are poisoned in the player's team as every few steps a Pokémon faints. However, these Pokémon will have glitchy names and were never part of the player's team before the battle. Some positions of the map will be glitchy and volatile, as if parts of Glitch City merged with the regular map. The player's name will have changed to a scrambled string of symbols. The player will be unable to view their Pokémon (if the Pokémon option is selected in the menu, a blank screen will show from which one can't escape) and hence it becomes impossible to Surf or Fly. Pokémon will disappear out of the Pokédex after taking a few steps. The music everywhere (except in battle) becomes eerie and glitched. The game may unexpectedly freeze at any point. The player may also randomly get stuck. By using the "deposit" option in the PC, it is possible to reveal that the game has given the player a lot of Pokémon, many of them with names made entirely out of glitch characters and with stats exceeding 999. Many of these Pokémon will crash the game if the player attempts to interact with them." -Bulbapedia's Super Glitch article
Jan 19, 2021
by
Gau
Baby N
"OK N DORP YOU'RE GONNA BE MY BABY FOR I DUNNO HOW LONG" Parlor Swipple said. "PEE OKAY DERP" N replied. Now N was dressed up in baby clothes, with a diaper as well. But for whatever reason, he wore his pants under his diaper making it useless. "OK STAY IN YOUR CRIB I GOTTA GO POOP ON FIRE HYDRANTS DERP" "OK BYE MOMMY SWIPPLE DORRRRP" Parlor Swipple left, and N began to drink vegan cow's milk and diet tonic water from bottles in his box that functioned as a crib. Meanwhile, Pika, Gladion, Primal, and Hau were walking by the window and stared, jaws agape, at baby N. Supressing laughter, they went inside through the window. Hau took the record, which was playing 'Baby N Makes Me Pee My Pants Hotly', and put in a new one in the record player. Music started up, much to baby N's confusion. Pika and Gladion picked him up and begun to sing. Pika poked him in the eyes and Gladion dumped diet tonic water in his eyes before they tossed him into a bookshelf. Despite Primal hating music, he sung along and Ice Beamed N's face, and then Thundered it, which somehow melted the ice. Then he used a Water Spout and N fell into a pile of Hau's attack malasadas that bit him. Pika then stood on top of N and started playing a guitar, her foot moving up and down and hitting N's face into the ground multiple times. Gladion disappeared around a corner and came back with only his boxer shorts on and Pika had to stop herself from falling over in a faint, meaning her foot hit N's head again. So of course Gladion laughed and marched over to N before pulling back his diaper. Pika put a Magikarp inside of it and Gladion let go, letting it snap N. Then the Magikarp used Flail, and N flew across the room everywhere due to the Magikarp controlling his movements. Primal then Ice Beamed his diaper, and a white light surrounded the Magikarp as it evolved. So now N had a Gyarados in his diaper that kept Hyper Beaming his rear end as Gladion danced with Pika. Hau danced with himself and was singing along. Primal spanked N with a fin and the Gyarados got really mad and used Hydro Pump, blowing N out of his diaper and into a wall. Gladion said "Awwww, he needs a new diapie." and pulled N out of the wall. He put N back in his crib and the other frocky whee heads crowded around. Pika handed him a 'IM AH LAYMEHED' diaper, so he put the diaper on N. Primal handed him a lighter, and he set N's diaper ablaze. "It fits him just fine!" Gladion said as N leapt out of the crib and into a fishbowl, much to the fish's trauma. They started up the song again and Gladion played some maracas, which he then hit N's head with repeatedly. "I'm taking a drum lesson!" he said. "No, this is how you do it!" Pika said and picked up some drumsticks and repeatedly poked N's eyes with them. Then they force-fed N the maracas and drumsticks. Then Primal lit a stick of dynamite and shoved it down his throat. It exploded, but his lameheaded stomach helped protect him and so he burped out smoke. Gladion grabbed two bottles of champagne that Parlor Swipple always used during her album releases, in which case the cork would hit her in the eye. He shook them up and fired the corks at N, which hit him on the head. He turned and got streams of champagne in his eyes and then a champagne bottle to the head, which shattered. Pika got some scissors and snipped off the tips of N's toes while Gladion shaved his head into a mowhawk and then shaved that off too. Pika then put on a viking outfit and pranced around with her sword, cutting through practically everything in the room. Even the walls. Primal whacked N over the head with some baby bottles and made baby noises to mock N. Hau put on some of N's clothes and scribbled on the walls, and all four of them, viking Pika, near-naked Gladion, Team Plasma Hau, and baby Primal, danced on top of N despite Primal being a Kyogre. Then they picked him up and tossed him at Parlor Swipple, who had just entered the room. "OMDERP MOMMY THESE KIDS WERE MEANIES TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" N wailed. But when Parlor Swipple looked inside, they had already left and were going off to show their other friends some pictures. N spent the rest of the day nibbling on Parlor Swipple's toes.
The end.
Jan 18, 2021
by
Gau
