The Rich Boy Winston And Josh Kool Alliance
Rich Boy Winston broke down in tears after Pika disappeared around the corner into Rustburo City. "AAAAHHHHHH I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON MY POKEMON WHY AREN'T I BEATING HERRRRRRRRRRRR" he screamed. Then Josh Kool came around the corner. Winston dried his tears and asked "Who are you?" "I JOSH KOOL!!!!! I HOPE EVERYBODY IN PIKA'S LIFE DIES!!!!!!!!!!" Josh Kool replied. Winston realized he might have an ally. He explained the situation to Josh Kool, and they formed an alliance. They went to the Contest Hall place in Slateport and found Pika performing there. It was Master Rank of the Coolness Contest, and Pika was entering Primal into it. They moved last at one point, but then Primal used Thunder Wave, startling all the other Pokemon. He then was second in line, and Gyalaxy was up first. The crowd had four stars of excitement, and Pika thought that dumb Gyarados was gonna steal the Spectacular Talent away from her. But luckily, its last move used had been Hyper Beam, so it couldn't do anything that turn, giving Primal the Spectacular Talent. He used Thunderbolt, and then performed whatever the heck that Spectacular Talent was called. Everyone cheered madly. "Look at her in there, thinking she's so fancy... come on, Josh Kool, let's crash her party!" Suddenly, hundreds of Josh Kool alts stormed onstage. Winston stepped up onstage as well. "'Sup?" Pika asked casually. "What's up is that your star career's coming to an end right here and now! Get her, Josh Kool alts!" Winston commanded. The Josh Kool alts charged toward her, but then stopped in their tracks and fell over in a faint because they realized how gosh darn cute Pika looked in her contest outfit. "FUC U PIKA AND PK UR FUC HEDS" Josh Kool screeched and charged at them. But then he fell over in a faint too. Primal was casually sitting there and giving Winston smug looks as his jaw dropped. "Urgh... I see. Not the best idea. Well, fine! I'll just have to... stop you... mysel-" Then he fell over in a faint as well. "Well, that was boring." Pika said, folding her arms. Suddenly, there was a loud scream of "DORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP" and N and Parlor Swipple flew in through a wall and ended up with flattened faces. "I expected as much." Primal said. "DEERP I HAVE A SONG FOR YOU ALL GET READY BECAUSE HERE'S MY LATEST RAP TITLED 'RICH BOY WINSTON IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND' DORP" Parlor Swipple screamed. "Oh Arceus no... Primal! Use Origin Pulse!" "I can't! You replaced it with Roar before you stuffed me full of Pokeblocks!" "Oh. Well then, use Water Spout!" "You replaced that with Thunder Wave!" "Well frick use something-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OMG DERPY TURD! PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE! DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP! I'M GONNA MARRY RICH BOY WINSTON HERE TONIGHT! I MADE HIM MY NEW BOYFRIEND AS HE LAID THERE UNCONSCIOUS! NOW I BROKE UP WITH N AND AM MARRYING HIM!" "DERRRRP-ERRRRP!" "YEAH YEAH DORP I'M NOT GONNA BE SINGLE ANYMORE! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! THE WORD YEAH HAS LOST ALL MEANNNNIIIINNNNNG! YEAH YEAH! YEAH DERP! YEAH YEAH DERP! YEAH YEAH DERP! THIS IS ME RAPPING AND IT MAKES N WANT TO PEE!" "DERPY PEE!" "I SLEEP IN N TURDS ALL NIGHT, YEAH YEAH DERP, YEAH YEAH DERP! PERFORM SURGERY ON ME!" "SURGERY! SURGERY! DERP!" "YES YES YES I NEED TO EAT MY SPLEEN!" "YEAH YEAH DERP, YEAH YEAH DERP!" "OHHHHHHHH-HHHHHH DORPING PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAP-" "YOUR SONGS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Primal screamed, using Roar, and the lameheads were blasted into the Josh Kool alts and Winston and they all fell into a river where Sharpedo ate them. Back at the Contest Hall, Primal was recieving his Coolness Master Ribbon. "For making an excellent contest display, and getting rid of that rapping lamehead, you shall recieve this Coolness Master Ribbon, showing that you perfectly embody coolness!" the Ribbon-handing-out person said and gave it to Primal. And they all lived happily ever after, except for the lameheads who died happily ever after.
The end.
Jan 15, 2021
by
Gau