Pokémon Rate My Team

Wall for BottomlessSea (page 130)

This should not be here
Oct 19, 2020 by user74534
This is not a Pokémon movie too!
Oct 19, 2020 by user74534
I know, but it doesn't appear in games!
Oct 19, 2020 by user74534
N's a fricking head lame
And a dumb Peta Isis king
He creeps me out
I'm gonna kill him in White 2
Because he sucks really hard
And is a stupid and boring lamehead
I really hate him hard
As my cult wars against his fangirls
I'll kick his peanut brain out

'Cause this is N thriller
N thriller night
And N should creatively die
In oh so many ways
You know it's N thriller
N thriller night
We'll kill the idiot frocky lamehead
That I promise you
N thriller tonight, yeah, ooh

He's in a dance party
Getting turned into a battery
And getting eaten
By a Hau dancing with his own shorts
While Pika shoves staplers
In the brains of fictional christian kids
Gladion, however
Wants to beat N up with bottles
That shatter over his head

'Cause this is N thriller
And we get the epic whee flamethrowers
To give to N hater, Gladion
(Ooh, ooh)
N thriller, N thriller night
We'll kill the frocky lamehead
That I promise you, N thriller tonight

I sacrificed N
To my cannibal mask-burning Hau slaves
And Ladson beat him with a giant steak
He turned into one then ran away
And Pokemon ate his steak body, ooh

He got an Ultra Necrozma
Stuck eternally in his stomach, ooh
He ate his own hair
Because cute girls didn't like him
For pretending to be Tarzan
So he goes epically dead, yeah
And realizes
That he really is a lamehead
And we all laugh at the fact

That this is N thriller, N thriller night
'Cause we all like to murder N
And scream at his fangirl minions
N thriller, N thriller night
I'll call Gladion's brother Ladson
Who is number one N killer, N thriller, chiller
N thriller here tonight
'Cause this is N thriller, N thriller night
Gladion likes to murder N
And scream at his fangirl minions
(Ooh, ooh)
N thriller, N thriller night
I'll call Gladion's brother Ladson
And dance with an N killer, N thriller
As N screams and dies

I keep parodying the same song
Because it's funner than fibby nachos
This one's just great
'Cause people have an epic scream breakdown
As N screams and dies
Killing N is fun as heck and makes me whee
Because it's fun to imagine the epic N death insanity
We threw a dance party
And broke an N pinata
As N screams and dies
(N thriller, ooh, N thriller)
As N screams and dies
(N thriller, ooh, N thriller)
As N screams and dies
Ooh, Gladion, N screams and dies
N thriller tonight, Gladion
Gladion loves all epic N deaths
Like the Enigma Berry one, for instance
(N thriller night, N thriller)
We scree and whee and now splee
As N has been killed so much tonight
My trophy reads 'epic N killer'
I show it off to everyone (As N screams and dies)
And no Ns or N fangirls can stand
This song called N thriller!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Oct 18, 2020 by Gau
(eats box) HI PRIMAL

The Glazio News
10/18/2020
After a bit of Pokestar Studiosing I did very little. So in Moon, I'm having an epic whee of the scree AKA a seizure for no reason. Don't worry I didn't actually have a seizure. But I'm very impatient and trying to max out Jade the Snivy's friendship so I can teach her Grass Pledge. I... think that's it. Well, see ya!
Oct 18, 2020 by Gau
Pizza
Oct 18, 2020 by Haze
Have you ever seen a clone ball in games?
Oct 18, 2020 by user74534
But it failed!
ASS8666 used Bulk up!
ASS8666's Attack rose!
ASS8666's Defense rose!
Why don't you try to catch me?
Oct 18, 2020 by user74534
Oh, that was a bit more........*plays low HP tune*
ASS8666 used Moonblast!
It's super effective!
Deoxys fainted!  ( 20 defense for 275 attack?)
Oct 18, 2020 by user74534
ASS8666 used Close combat!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Sharpedo fainted!
ASS8666's defense harshly fell!
Oct 18, 2020 by user74534