Oreo was once the chosen one of Poseidon god of water, the one who would bring peace to Olympus. Also he wore Jorts. Using his water powers, he built bridges of friendship, waves of hope, and a sea of safety. It was not until his archnemesis, Captain Cookie Monster Blackbeard II, sailed his sea to challenge him to death. When he found Oreo's island made of chips he announced: "CHIPS, AHOY!".
Oreo didn't want to disturb the peace he fought so long to create, so he tried to convince the captain to not duel with him. Cookie Monster refused. Using his power of space, he made the skies flake and novas combust. Oreo began to use his water powers to defend himself, pushing any projectile away into a giant blender. Because he might get hungry later of course. Angry, Cookie Monster used his magic spell: "Morph into Chips" Deluxe rank, and tried to turn Oreo into chips. Oreo avoided it, but did not see notice Ice Cream Cookie Spell.
And that is how Oreo turned into a cookie. Also turns out the flaking skies and nova-ing stars where actually lego, so when he tried to drink the smoothie it was actually lego. "At least it wasn't Mega Blocks" Oreo thought to himself.
Oct 2, 2019
by
Lepidop
I sent a sent hellfire a picture of myself in target once, and he declared that it was not, in fact, Target, but Macy's! He paid no attention to the fact that it was not Macy's and proceeded to inform the masses that I was in Macy's.
Aug 22, 2019
by
cranpper
