Pokémon Rate My Team

Wall for Inactive (page 13)

nani
Sep 22, 2020 by iloveflareon
Mews dabbing at midnight
With hink cows that are high
On malasada juice
And a conga line of derpy Haus
Zombie spider Haus
Are swimming through the ground
Pika's in a UFO
And derpily flailing her arms
Gladion juggles flamethrowers

'Cause this is Hau thriller
Hau thriller night
And no one gives a crud
If you see this, scream, and die
You know it's Hau thriller
Hau thriller night
You're feeding Hau malasadas
Nobody knows why
Hau thriller tonight, yeah, ooh

You see Saturn
Driving the Batmobile through a wall
You watch Lillie
Who's a rocket torpedo who flies through the sky
Guzma's selling something
Epic Hau head dinners for breakfast lunches
Glazio, all the while
You see a Hawlucha with a derpy Hau head
As Lusamine juggles her head

'Cause this is Hau thriller
There ain't no logic here
In this crazy show you made, Glazio
(Ooh, ooh)
Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
You're feeding Hau malasadas
Nobody knows why, Hau thriller night

Craziness in space
Kids being stalked by X and Pika
They're in a garbage truck with Gladion
The kids loudly scream
As Y and Nick watch the insanity, ooh

There's a LEMONADE
He's possessed by now glitched DVD player, ooh
I can't turn it off
Frick this really glitchy show that's playing
Mom doesn't help
So I rip cords outta the wall, yeah
Until it dies
And turns off for the second time
It makes me happy

That this is Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
'Cause this is where illogic lives
And all the losers scream and die
Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
So now I'll huggle Gladion
Who is a killer, Hau thriller, chiller
Hau thriller here tonight
'Cause this is Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
Glazio, this is where illogic lives
And all the losers scream and die
(Ooh, ooh)
Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
So now I'll huggle Gladion
And dance with a killer, Hau thriller
And N screams and dies

This song really sucked
Until my brain made this parody
It makes it beautiful
'Cause it makes no sense at all
And N screams and dies
We dance our heads off to this song
And send the lameheads to the torture chamber
Pika x Gladion is the best ship ever
And Hau x Pika is just why
And N screams and dies
(Hau thriller, ooh, Hau thriller)
And N screams and dies
(Hau thriller night, Hau thriller)
And N screams and dies
Ooh, Glazio, N screams and dies
Hau thriller night, Glazio
The protests of the logical linger
But we say "shut up, this is great"
(Hau thriller night, Hau thriller)
We dance and prance with our best friends
And complain about idiot lameheads
As I cringentary stuff I like
I scream whee and have fun (And N screams and dies)
And no logical people can live
Through the insanity of Hau thriller!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sep 18, 2020 by Gau
I drink tea made from Gladion and his whees from Lusamine's secret coffee shop at the Aether Paradise's main sub-basement
Sep 18, 2020 by Gau
who are they
Sep 18, 2020 by cranpper
Gladion Tea exists.

WHEEWHEHWHEHEHHEHWHEHEHEHEHEEHEHWHEHWHHEHHEHIGHCAFFEINE
Sep 17, 2020 by Gau
yeah i guess so
Sep 15, 2020 by cranpper
Epic whee in the triple Gla-Gla tree
Aug 24, 2020 by Gau
Yeah Jack Stauber rules lol
Aug 24, 2020 by Felix⠀
Oh it is
Aug 23, 2020 by Felix⠀
Haha, I can get that. Usually I prefer honey in my tea, with either no sugar or some. It depends on my mood, really.
Aug 13, 2020 by ♥~Morpekochu~♥