Wall for Silverdragon :D (page 11)

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This just DESCRIBES you.
Y`know, because you date fruit.
Too soon?
Cri

Yup, this guy is awesome

Duuude that's awesome XD

Hey silver, remember the phione and the phione egg I gave you?  Would you mind breeding one for me when you have time, just a normal Phione? I gave one to dave for giving me some event legends... (Arceus, Meloetta, Genesect, Keldeo)

Nice grav! Did you make it yourself?

*Pichu

The pinch is ready

your awesome

(During increment time)
Boss: Let's see it you're worthy of promotion or not. If you drop 1 brick from an aeroplane made up of 50 bricks, how many are left?

Employee: That's easy, 49 bricks sir.

Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant in a fridge?

Employee: Open the fridge door. Put the elephant in. Close the door.

Boss: What are the four steps to put a deer in a fridge?

Employee: Open the door. Take out the elephant. Put in the deer. Close the fridge.

Boss: It's the lions birthday. All animals went except one. Why?

Employee: Because the deer was in the fridge.

Boss: An old lady is wanting to cross a river full of crocodiles. She manages it alive and well. Why?

Employee: Because the crocodiles were at the lion's birthday.

Boss: Last question. In the end, the lady still dies. Why?

Employee: That um... sir... it's because um... I guess she drowned... err...

Boss: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. That's the problem, you are not focused on your job... you may leave now!!!

Moral: If your boss has decided to screw you, no matter how much you prepare you will be screwed

we need to talk