Shadow the Hedgehog is a meanie, he peed on my darn wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog dang quill-y peer out and he peed on my freaking wife and he said his brain was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small brain, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what. Here's what my brain looks like. That's what it looks like. All points, no quills, no wrinkles. Look at that, it looks like two watermelons and a pack of chewing gum. He stabbed my wife so guess what I'm gonna stab the earth. That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER-pee. Except I'm not gonna pee on the earth, I'm going higher. I'm peeing on the MOON. How do you like that Obama? I've peed on the MOON YOU IDIOT. You have twenty three hours before the pee droplets hit the dang earth, now get out of my darn sight before I pee on you too.
Aug 19, 2020
by
Hellfire Taco
Your Grav is hot, but that's not what I was planning to say. XD
What I was planning to say was...
AAAAAAAHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAH SOMEBODY SEND HELP ECLIPSE DOESN'T EXIST YET I HAVE NO IDEAS GLA-GLA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Aug 18, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
8/18/2020
Guess how many Silvally got to level 100. Take a guess. The answer is five. Fricking five. Woo-hoo! Also, I'm trying to get the highest place on the Mantine Surfing spots. I think I only have Poni to go. I did the seven mystery thingies at the Trainers' School, and let me tell you, stairs to nowhere still gives me the massive creeps. And that one about the cursed diary too. Yes, I'm a wimp, but come on. You take the top stairs, you come out the bottom ones. You take the bottom stairs, you come out the top ones. You're trapped on floor two. Alone. Forever. Well, that is until you solve the easy puzzle and pummel a Gastly. But just the idea is creepy. And the cursed diary, while not actually cursed, just... the camera angles and Drifloon flashing by were kinda creepy. Also, I caught that Drifloon. In a Beast Ball. He has the Naughty nature, which fits. So yay for me. I also evolved some Type: Nulls. Probably 8 or 9 of 'em. On to Sol and Luna! I epically edited the Island Challenge Amulet into existence. So, you have something that you don't want people to really know about? Tell it to Hauhead, that's a frocking good idea, nerds. He says he won't tell, but can we really trust him? Yeah, probably. Also where the frock is Lillie? I must've forgotten that she existed again, so maybe I gotta epically edit Lillie back into existence. Anyway, Pika thanks Hauhead for letting her and Flare choose their starters first. And of course he starts blushing and Flare starts smiling and Pika starts mentally kicking. She thinks it looks like Hau has a crush on her, and she ain't wrong. She then wonders why and how anyone could get a crush on her. Uh, well, it's not that hard, it's gonna happen, like, two more times. So yeah have fun Pika bye! See ya!
Aug 18, 2020
by
Gau
