Wall for Amethyst (page 271)

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Ur the peepeepoopoo man

Peepeepoopoo man

Savage Shelly

    The puzzled penguin was sad. He always failed in math class. One day he was so sad he cried. All his classmates made fun of him and he cried even more.
    The puzzled penguin ran to an igloo. INside the igloo was an abnormally fluffy sheep, eating hamburgers.
    “Who are you?” the penguin asked.
    “Shelly -- the sheep,” said the sheep. “Go back now. A silly school child is pretending to be you!”
    “I don’t--” the penguin said.
    “Fine,” Shelly said. “Stay here and freeze.”
    Then Shelly started chasing the penguin. The penguin jumped into the ocean, and started to swim. Shelly flew above him, and both animals were now in the year 1001 A.D.
    This happened to be a time of mass starvation, so people with stones started chasing them. The penguin ran away, but Shelly’s wool easily took the hits.
    So the mob chased after the penguin, and cooked it, arguing on who got the first bite.
    So Shelly ate the entire penguin.

Pee

I resume milky boy hunt

yOu dO nOt eAt aCcOlaDEs

I changed my mind its making me pay;3;

hEreS yOur acCoclAdE

hOw rUDe

a mighty creature