See Ess Saiyan lore
- See Ess Saiyan was the character who simultaneously existed and didn't exist. He was first seen simping for Giru Saiyan when she was calling Gohan a liar, as he (See Ess Saiyan) had fallen deeply in love with her bratty loudmouthness. However, nobody responded to him, acknowledged his existence, or even looked in his direction. Then he cried.
- He appears multiple times afterward, but in every instance, he provides some simpy mental commentary while his existence is not acknowledged by the girl he wuvses and he does absolutely nothing of consequence.
- For a while, he completely disappears from existence, but he comes back when Giru Saiyan starts attempting to replace Goten's mother, and See Ess Saiyan, being endlessly simpy, believes that Giru Saiyan's motherly behavior means that she's madly in love with him. Somehow. That brings to mind some unsettling semi-related mental images, but let's move on. Throughout the series, he continues to simp for her and that's about it.
- That is, until, he decides to confess his infinite undying love for her. He barges into Goku's house with such a large amount of flowers that it's a wonder he didn't choke on pollen and die and tells Giru Saiyan how he's loved her ever since he first laid eyes on her brattiness (because apparently you can see that now) and that he loves her because he loves her and he knows she loves him too or whatever. Giru Saiyan is not only extremely confused because she's never seen him before, but she's also not interested and turns him down. As See Ess Saiyan cries hysterically, Goten, who had been existing cutely in the background for the last ten minutes of simping, asks who See Ess Saiyan is. See Ess Saiyan, extremely jealous that Giru Saiyan didn't give him head pats or baths when he was an infant (don't ask, I'm terrified too), turns into the Edgy Simp Monkey (did I mention he can do that?) and starts tearing up the house and making noises and I dunno scratching his behind or whatever monkeys do. Then he gets a single energy blast to the head and his tail falls off as he warps to an alternate dimension.
- See Ess Saiyan, after years of sitting in an alternate dimension with nobody to simp for, breaks free and intends to use his absolute lack of cool powers to cause havoc. Then he dies.
Mar 21, 2023
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